ditchman
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Indian/Asian food has come a loooooong way since the late 1960's........my first venture into Indian food was via my mum....we had relations that travelled the world and brought back all sorts of spices and paste's......her curries were supreme.......... that was the 1960's...........other peoples venture into foreign food was in a box from Birds Eye ...
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Thats our Mel...the man with an arm like a fiddler crab
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i will pass on that thank you.........................i thought you were more of a" Watford gap" person
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"good day madame ...how do you douche"
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cooorrrr they dont alf chafe the golden rivet summat chronic.....
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fer christ sake dont metion his north west passage.....Mel will be on that quicker than a tramp on a plate of hot chips
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and uses a heated bidet....
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once i put the lime on the chicken ..it was mouth watering....the chicken was very moist and tender
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dry fried tandorri chicken with stuff...and lime ofcoarse
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i nearly lost a testicle....when you take the beetles out of the pot you put em under a wet sack....then when you have shot your string you sit down with your plastic apron and rubber band the big claw to stop them hurting each other when you put them in the keep chest.....my apron had a slit in from banjoing skate and the bloody great lobby stuck its claw thro the slit and bit down hard on the skin under my jeans on my inner thigh just below my meat and 2 vedge........i have never suffered pain like it.....the lobster claw dosnt stop until its fully closed..........
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in my past youff i worked a season on a lobster boat in N Wales....the undersize lobsters went into a metal bucket on a gas burner....and when cooked we shelled them out wrapped them in brown bread an butter with pepper and vinegar...for breakfast......yum
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lovely food Mack....except for those disgusting anal beads.........
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AWESOME DUDE
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love your cottage pies....my ones always seem to be rubbish so i stopped doing them...its the fillingi cant get right
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what do you think i am ...some sort of feline ,,dracular like, spermicidal maniac ?
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you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git...
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are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ?
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i dont know ask olive !.....or Popeye
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where ?
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whats the problem ? dont you like offal ?
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Bleedin white pepper fer christ sake........................you lot are naught but culinery morons... eerrr why ?
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you utter barstard...
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Lambs liver casserole..got to top up my iron levels....not everyones cup of tea...
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trust me.........would i lie to you ?
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Man food that built the British Empire..... pie...chips...curry sauce...vinegar on the pie ...and couple of rounds of bwead&buttar
