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  1. ditchman
    are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ?
  2. ditchman
    i dont know ask olive !.....or Popeye
  3. ditchman
    where ?
  4. ditchman
    whats the problem ? dont you like offal ?
  5. ditchman
    Bleedin white pepper fer christ sake........................you lot are naught but culinery morons... eerrr why ?
  6. ditchman
    you utter barstard...
  7. ditchman
    Lambs liver casserole..got to top up my iron levels....not everyones cup of tea...
  8. ditchman
    trust me.........would i lie to you ?
  9. ditchman
    Man food that built the British Empire..... pie...chips...curry sauce...vinegar on the pie ...and couple of rounds of bwead&buttar
  10. ditchman
    very nice ..i like that
  11. ditchman
    something i learned from the Hamster meister........"the Tipton Turd burgler"
  12. ditchman
    i shall post some proper food today...food that makes a man.....none of this foreign muck and rank olive pictures.....olive oil is good for one thing and that is in the medicine cabinate for the use of problems in the ear..departent.......and for use when one has a dry anus
  13. ditchman
    did you teach your boy to talk dirty......he's a bit of an oligist aint he......
  14. ditchman
    you are a whore............you should be stuffed with Andrews liver salts for your trangressions
  15. ditchman
    looks loverly ...just so nice and simple and quality cooked ingredients....love the stuff you guys put up..
  16. ditchman
    looks very nice apart from the green testicles.......dont be sad Mack you cant help being strange....Mel will be along shortly to bum you up
  17. ditchman
    he had a small resteraunt in the arcade in norwich many years ago......jeesus chrust it was expensive ..mainly pasta stuff..lasted about 4 months then closed down...folk cottoned on to his rubbish
  18. ditchman
    Norfolk Byriani ....i rolled the chicken in tandorri spice and fried them gently before adding to the mix really hit the spot and plently left over for a snacky tea later
  19. ditchman
    i fear i am on "the change".......i just passed some gas that smelt of a opened can of John West sardines in oil.........the strange thing is i havnt eaten fish for over a week now something is afoot i tellee'
  20. ditchman
    ive gone vedgei..................cauli...macca...cheese...PSB....colemans mustard powder and cheddar topping
  21. ditchman
    That is totally gross/rank......quite honestly i put that on the same level as Coprophagia
  22. ditchman
    that looks like a great success..
  23. ditchman
    can i take them with Andrews liver salts this time ?
  24. ditchman
    Tipton Ginger & Hamster farms Inc... very easy to find ...just look out for the dodgy looking queus and and the sound of the pet shop boys wafting down the street...........
  25. ditchman
    Musk will be appointed technology adviser....with free rein to the Whitehouse
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