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ditchman

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  1. ole Bill Clinton he was good at parting stuff in the oral orrifice...............does that count ?
  2. good thinking batman..........
  3. the root cause of this plane falling out of the sky was gravity
  4. christ on a stick...this moon landing thread has some legs...and a bit of "mission creep"...
  5. that is appalling......especially when you know that scum's back story on a land deal that went nearly tits up and money was owed...and he (aledgely) had some guys do over the bloke in a resteraunt to remind him he owed money...
  6. christ that sounds superb..........defo have a go at that...........long and slow is the trick...feck them airfryers...bloody gay nonsence
  7. Foreign muck today for lunch
  8. white pepper and tom' sauce
  9. must have tomatoe sauce on me scrumbled egg
  10. shhhhhhhhh......the lizard people are watching
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    Pet hates.

    do you have an old Freemans copy to hand......god i love girdles.....half.... three quarters.... and full.... "my name is Dick..........Dick Twanger..... liecence to thrill"
  12. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i love nice tits..................i learned to like them at an early age in the Freemans catalogue.....and i like girdles to....and peep-hole bra's.....and crotchless nickers.....and torn fish net stockings...and cheap perfumn...and thick red lipstick......
  13. nice and simple...what could be better than that
  14. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    errr pot calling the kettle black comes to mind.............errr "sandy crack" your mate is looking for you
  15. is the asparagus pan fried ?
  16. thats what they call the "Tidal version"
  17. looks like a salad day today on here.....
  18. ditchman

    Starmer

    its never been truly revealed the ammount of money lost when the councils started investing in the Icelandic banks and they crashed taking our/councils banked money/reserves........must be in the 100's of millions
  19. ditchman

    Starmer

    i cant believe ive just read that............is that really true or fake news
  20. did the same ....my best foreman was a big 6'6" bloody Zulu....really thick but his hobby was violence.....his name was Ali Samsom....if someone pissed me off i would say to Ali..."hit him".....the reciepient of Ali's attention would be duly applying for a pilots liecence............
  21. last time i heard that song i was in the students common room at Kings Lynn tech ...smoking pot and listening to that great poofter Steven fry rant on about something............. the students common room was littered with fag ends and dozens of plastic coffee cups ............
  22. Jumbyala.....sort of a cross between Jamacian.......Creole....and Spanish Paella.........added some extra hot sauce contained prawns....chicken.....smoked sausage...Holy trinity...chicken stock...plum tomatoes..spring onion
  23. coming soon ...Jamacian/Louisianna conncoction............. sorry my spulling is shit
  24. ditchman

    Starmer

    Starmer is a Traitourous idiot.......and that milliband needs to be sectioned....................im not clever enough like the above to complain in an erudit manner.............so i hope you get my drift
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