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  1. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    ditchman replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    WWwoooooow.......slow down chill out..... you forgot "the professional driver"......dressed in pastel colours......flat cap.....pencil tash ..leather driving gloves........ AND FECKIN GOD GIVEN RIGHT THEY OWN THE WHOLE BLEEDIN ROAD
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    oooh aarrr that'll tek sum stuffin
  3. ditchman
    thats gross
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  5. ditchman
    god you are rank.................
  6. ditchman
    that quiche looks superb.......
  7. ditchman
    well its nuttin to do with vadge....or gadge.. you all know perfictly well its vadgetables...
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    WTF ?
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    you live in the USA and dont know who Lizzo is ...............dear oh dear
  10. ditchman
    Lizzo for president....i would tune in for her any day
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    finished off the belly pork today with a tandorri .and vedge,,,
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    thank you .....just to correct the issue made by that dirty scumbag Mel3 ...i am not 96 ...yet...im an ole fart but not an egyptian mummy yet
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    yeah pretty much so...i have access to their back door as often as i want
  14. ditchman
    Sandringham time is different..to everywhere else.....cause it allowed the guns to get in an extra drive..............
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    bring on Carmel Harris......she's got her wits about her..................................not i like the hockey mum from Alaska
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    nazi...painful
  17. ditchman
    dont get trouble with asteroids anymore.. im a hermafradoite boi
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    he has eyes like a shithouse rat........
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    thank you for all your felicitations XXXX when i got home from a hard days shrimping with the girlfriend ...as it was my birthday she whipped up some Birds anal delight for me ...ohhh the good old days
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    you could nearly cut the belly pork with a fork...........i bought 2 packs of belly pork and i will do a oven & grilled Tandorri pork for tomorrow...with whatever vedge i can find in the fridge....
  21. ditchman
    Biden is a Clusterfuck
  22. ditchman
    Minted jersey royals......mashed-buttered-sherried carrots.......and molassis pork in spring onions orange juice treacle reet nice if i say so myself
  23. ditchman
    you cant beat chick thighs ...they are so versiltile nice looking plateful
  24. ditchman
    a munting we will go..
  25. ditchman
    im on a strict diet...........for afters i had "icecream felcher"...will put pics up later...its all the rage in London
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