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  1. ditchman
    damn right i would....
  2. ditchman
    oh....you are speaking to me now....has your olive crunching mate let you off yer lead then?
  3. ditchman
    Leary= wild ..strange...............in a trollop sort of way............dont get me wrong i wouldnt mind a dirty little session with her
  4. ditchman
    Kamala Harris strikes me as being a bit "leary"
  5. ditchman
    Bought some nice Broadland smoked ham................so why not.....
  6. ditchman
    that is perfect....just perfect
  7. ditchman
    im sure your fan club will be along shortly (the traitorus mel)....bloody sycophant
  8. ditchman
    armegeddon
  9. ditchman
    thats the stuff that comes out when you squeeze your dear food buddy mel3.......what im talking abarrrt is good ole fasuined GRAAAAVVVYYY.....what yew can dunk yer bread in..... none of this lardy-da jusiy-woisy
  10. ditchman
    saw a couple of fatty pork chops on the eat now or die shelf ...in the co-op ...yep i will have them thank you......made loads of deliceous gravy with the juices and put in a jar in the fridge and have with pie&chips and gravy sometime get in there
  11. ditchman
    cheers for that ....i will give that a whirl next week.............just really looks good
  12. ditchman
    christ that looks nice.....what were the basic ingredients please......by griddle you mean under the grill ? will have a go at that....im doing a byriani next week ...so the next day i will have a go at your reciepe
  13. ditchman
    need to see the result ....and i bet it looks good
  14. ditchman
    Mack......mel is common as muck really .....he much prefers whores turds as a starter.....not foogu.....
  15. ditchman
    Well feck off and live with Mack....with all them bleedin olives and molloscus....you will be squirting diaorea thro the eye of the needle in no time.........you will be craving for your regular bit of pork....and hamster and ginger ..... but dont come knocking on my door....i will be teabagging with some else ....
  16. ditchman
    im not speaking to you anymore....you are so mercinary......i remember the days you would do anything for a packet of crisps............... look at you now....you food slut..
  17. ditchman
    does Mack know your dirty little secrets....does he know what a munter humper is......and would you take him teabagging...you naughty boy.....lets face it you bloody traitor you would put anything in your gob..
  18. ditchman
    you bloody turncoat
  19. ditchman
    that looks superb...i would eat everything there....................
  20. ditchman
    silly boy
  21. ditchman
    middweek fast food and special multi-purpose gravy...yum
  22. ditchman
    most kids today havnt the foggiest what pearl barley is.....superb in stews
  23. ditchman
    cauliflowermaccacheese.........cause im a poor widower PS....no olives...lobster tails or oysters were harmed in the making ofthis food...
  24. ditchman
    what about the turd on the pooch.......how deep did you bury the tramps body..........and to calm your nerves did you stick another jostick up donkeys bottom....works everytime that ...
  25. ditchman
    HHhhhahahhahhahaaaaaaaaa......i was about to post a reply to Mack...then i scrolled down and saw your ejackulation dont tell em about angela raynor mel......please dont...or the fresh ginger and the hampsters.......just keep that to ourselves mate..... and i wont tell 'em about the turd on the porch
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