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ditchman

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  1. i love simple well cooked and presented food......i would eat that anyday....
  2. ive got a tin of apple and a packet of crumble....will chuck them together ...bang in the oven.....and have with soft scoop ice cream....
  3. nice litte porky chopy...and honey glazed carrots and top gravyo......get in,,
  4. now that does look nice .....chicken salad is my favourite
  5. islice them and add them to a lasangne.....
  6. its a "splatterbilled parrot" total and utter abortion............Tracy Em would shit herself if she saw that.....should be in "lord of yer ring" on the ork side
  7. you missed out "the perverted eagle parrot"........the one that loosens your bottom when you walk past it at night
  8. bet you ate that quick ..incase the bloody place fell down
  9. BBBBBBBBBBbuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllshit.........there is not a damn orange in site...the nearest orange is at yer local Tesco.........its only occupant is "THAT" tramps turd and a pretend donkey with a bloody joss-stick up its arse
  10. jeesus chrust...........you lieing waanker...........you are so lazy you cant be bothered to clear that turd up on your woodland porch
  11. panfried byriani...........scorched the vedge in me ole cast iron pan under the hot grill really tasty
  12. posted similar topic on another forum..............
  13. aahhhh thats love for you....
  14. sub-contracting it in is a far far better option.....trust me i know..
  15. what %age.......is it a Markle %age ?
  16. i think harris is a bit sexy ...............am i wrong to think this...do i need help
  17. the smell of wee&lavender puts you off then.....no wonder you gave up hampsters
  18. you having a bad day........
  19. women that say no.................end of
  20. that looks better than the one i did ...
  21. cucumber today is totaly rank....it is bitter..and just rank............im well past pension age and i remember in my youff cucuber was my favourite sarnie.......it tasted totally different to the crap today...... someone explained to me why....in the times past...you plucked the male flowers off the vine and left the female ones to mature.....time moves on and hybrid breeding has totally screwed up the cucumber.........
  22. Pukka pie time.... with roasties and left over gravy from the other day
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