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  1. ditchman
    we also refer to a woman as having nice baps.....all very confusing but both can be put in the mouth
  2. ditchman
    Hot Korean sweet stir fry drizzled a home made sauce in ...made from plum/soya sauce/tom sauce/vinegar/pepper/ginger/....added fried chick bits and cooked until the sauce crackled
  3. ditchman
    i googled her...wooooowwwww....she did some modeling...beautiful looking woman.....
  4. ditchman
    see you are using proper parsley ...not that foriegn muck flat leaf stuff
  5. ditchman
    i would use a prawn cocktail flavour ....so i blend in...
  6. ditchman
    i would use a beer crate and mel can kick it away at the vinegar stroke
  7. ditchman
    fresh picked slugs off yer Hostas and a bowl full of anal beads waiting to be threaded.....
  8. ditchman
    i wouldnt waste a condom on that.......i would use an empty crisp packet
  9. ditchman
    i only go out when it is dark...and everything is black
  10. ditchman
    yes i am ...im doing 10 years for olive killing....
  11. ditchman
    Pretend KFC....and turbo-charged Mcaine oven chips
  12. ditchman
    oooohhhh come to ma-ma.....
  13. ditchman
    HHhhahhahahhahahaa "sunderland salad"...thats a new one one me......the wonders of the english language ...i would have a drizzle of Lee&Perrins on the tinned toms.........superb
  14. ditchman
    in norfolk in the early 1970's a proper SNAKEBITE was 2/3rds cidre and a 1/3rd Esso blue.....produced some wild nights
  15. ditchman
    the fast show ?...............thats my line
  16. ditchman
    what end are you going to put it in
  17. ditchman
    no wonder the French are frightened of us.............and not a feckin olive in sight
  18. ditchman
    Dinosaur & chips....a snack for desperate Dan
  19. ditchman
    that last hamster you sent me ....you forgot to wash it.....it was rank man...had to bin it
  20. ditchman
    did she do something special with olives ????.................Mel does the same thing with hamsters..(pet shop boy)
  21. ditchman
    i take it you dont like shite ?
  22. ditchman
    Is that Halal crab then ?
  23. ditchman
    i thought that was when yer girlfriend wee'd on you
  24. ditchman
    jeesus christ.................respect bro'
  25. ditchman
    im permantly on a seafood diet..................................... i see- food and eat it...........its not a verygood diet
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