ditchman
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Winstons Mrs used to be part of a women group meeting up and playing Canasta.............it is said......rumour....the lady's were talking in hushed voices about sex with their husbands............Winstons Mrs described it as.......... "akin to an oak wardrobe onto of you with its key sticking out"
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Mine is Russian Irish...........a dangerous mix.......so many nutters in my family...from Ryan in county Cork running slaves and spices....to Russian...steel mill owners in the north of England ..notorious gamblers.....and old English mentioned in the Domesday book in suffolk/norfolk
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i think one of the funniest observations by Winston ..was that of Gahndi................he referred to him as "Dirty little fakir in a nappy "....lol
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ooohhhhhh gammon and pineapple.....a la Berni inns...........could have tidyied up the chips matey
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you are quite right..........i love stuff like that and nans..trouble is me old tum wont tolerate stuff made with flour...
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whoever introduces this law...will die earlier than expected and in a painful manner.........
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ive been told "on the wire"...you have given up chewing tobacco...now you have a regular supply of Diane's nickers (with crunchy gussets)............and you were seen the other day in the Dog&Layby (pub)...chewing a gusset like a bulldog chomping noisly on a slab of whip leather...getting all the goodness out of it before swallowing it.......... is there no end to your perverted talents
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i daresay it was ..............but my god did your breath stink.......sort of a cross twixt rotten fish and stilton....and salty... off cream de la snake
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look you perv ...we've had this conversation before ...and you promised me that you would try it..as it looked interesting..........................but now you are slagging me off infront of all these professional chefs..............you are a nasty piece of work and you have lost your taste due to sucking Diane's knicker consomme soup (with bits in it)
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My Jalfrezi...........really nice for a change..
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fer chist sakes mel..........
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damn that looks superb
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have seen those in the co-op....might buy one to test out .............nice chips
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Mel3 threw his used y fronts on the compost heep.....there were some strange looking fungi growing out of them...very alien...
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force for good and a force for evil.................its just so easy to belive.....waiting for someone to fact check it....
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if that is true .........things will really kick off....................
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very nice on both accounts......that roe loin looks mouthwatering
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the trouble was ....the gene pool in Norfolk didnt widen until the invention of the bicycle.....which allowed travel....
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the english civil war was planned in Norfolk..........in a house on the quay in Great Yarmouth Us ole norfolk bois are a a bunch of dark horses....the fuse is lit
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cant compete with most of the cooks on here........... today is "junk food day"...............no apologies...it just fits the bill sometimes
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it kicked off in Norwich this afternoon at the Brook Hotel get thems furiners out boi....
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looks spot on
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very nice ...could do with some gravy tho'
