ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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you feckin wicked barstard........damn near shat myself laughing
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look ...stop prying into my little trips up Bournville Boulevard.of the rich and famous....and i wont tell when you were buggered sensless by Allenby 2...so he sent you home on your exeate walking like johnWayne after a weeks cattle drive
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yeah ...didnt want it to smell like Pritti Patels arse
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spot on
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british army camoflage pattern #6.....them begonias are
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Italiano............... .....and no dago olives either...or bleedin garlic
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ask frank sinatra .....some fecker flew him to the moon...
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the dating website i use is called Carbon Dating....
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when i was young i thought corned beef was the most boring tasteless rubbish you could ever eat...........now im an ole fart i love it.........but its getting bloody expensive
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corned beef salad cream and sliced beetroot ..................come to daddy ..
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He will have a heart attack if he's not careful
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And spaketh thus "the lord said unto Moses ...Come Forth"....but he came fifth and lost his tobacco money
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interesting...cheers for that
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you want to come to norfolk ...they stole the chickens on the rounderbout...they had been there for 50 years...shot the swans and geese and netted the carp out of our carp fisheries.....
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that looks loverly...
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bet he was knackered after that lot.....and not a risk assesment or method statement in sight.....he could have been reported to the BMA.....unliecened operator........shocking
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yup ...defo eat that......generally i wont eat anything i cant spell
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Try flying SABENA or Air Uganda...............they were real nicker gripers SABENA unfortunatley works out as "such a bloody experience never again".............one of the best airlines i flew on was Air Ethiopia........their planes were old but superbly maintained ....i think when PanAm folded ..alot of engineers went to work for them ..taking their skills with them
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take no time at all at wharp factor bollocks and scratch yer klingons....we come in peace shoot to kill
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what is Tirimisu.........
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very nice apart from the devils gonads
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right ...i will tell the truth...normally i shove the sqewers under the grill....but the grill is soooooo slow to heat up ..so i thoght...what if i jack the oven up to 210degs and stick them in....so thats what i did for 20 mins ...which was a bit too long...but sill tasted great........next time i will wrapthem in foil so it will steam them first then turn the oven up and unwrap them to crisp them off............. so that the plan
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caramalised Korean.................the burnt stuff is the sugars in the sweet chilli sauce what i made....when you crunched into it ...it was an explosion of tastes
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ole Bill Clinton he was good at parting stuff in the oral orrifice...............does that count ?
