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ditchman

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  1. if council house kids ate more of that than the feckin junk food they eat they would be alot better for it
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    BBC....

    Gobsmacked.............about this story............this is total deception with the purpose of altering future events............the perpertrators of this should be imprisoned
  3. i can see little roaties there ????
  4. mountbattern was a devious scheming barstard
  5. i will take you to the new pub that has just opened at sandringham (west newton).... its called "the crispy sock of Falworth" i think it is there to attract ex royal cleintle....tastes should be a good night out...........you up for it ?
  6. dirty boys ..............what do you think this site is ..Pigeonwatch ?
  7. dunno ...i know his mrs shagged about quite a bit
  8. i had heard when he was younger ..he was bonked in the broom cupboard at buck house
  9. well you know where you can stick them olives
  10. lads food.............for the lads ...sorry Mack
  11. "eclectic"..........is the word maybe ?
  12. i constantly endevor to amusith tho....et el.........life can get too serious sometimes
  13. the song ilike is "there's a brown turd up me ring...la-la-la-lil da"
  14. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    oh ...i didnt see that .........i saw the poem
  15. yeah ..she shagged her way around south america....must have learnt a trick or two
  16. THAT IS FECKIN AWESOME.........................damn near shatted myself laughing
  17. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    very old poem.....very random eh?
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    google ..."when celia farts"
  19. christ you are so sensertive darling and i have never known you to turn down a bit of high class ginger stink pipe
  20. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    her name wasnt "Celia"...................(the famous poem)
  21. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    it makes me gag..................catches me in the back of the throat.............and dont smell very nice as well
  22. ask mel to explain.....ginger (fresh).....hampsters.....and muntering.....and felching ...for a start
  23. thats why folk prefer to suck her toes.....if i put my weener near her face it would shrivel up and die
  24. picked my car up from the garage this morning......talking to the mechanic....he was telling me his mum texted him saying that half the worlds press was outside the co-op trying to interview locals shopping there,,,,!!!!
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