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ditchman

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  1. christ ...you boys turn out some good nosh.....i had fishfinger sandwich and a side order of fries for lunch today
  2. like what ?..............a lot of hard work ?
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    cant you poison them....get Mandelson to wee in them......... dont ask Mel for help ...he would take a dump in the pots
  4. Chicken Arrabiata relly easy dish to do ...needs to be cause im totally pissed today...........
  5. ye ole am egg & chips....first invented in early Tudor times ..as a supplement to gruel or mess of potage
  6. Does he work for Robertsons marmalade ?? that black pud looks the real deal
  7. my favourite brunch opened a fresh bottle of Lee&Perrins...white pepper...and colemans mustard used my favourite black pudding and cut it think
  8. i ventured into the world of gnocchi....wasnt overly impressed
  9. my mrs used to do a dish which we called "dead babys"....it was tin of chopped tomatoes and chopped onion with a few sausages chucked in ...boiled up ...and served with mash it was tasty but so not looked right
  10. it will make Toxeth look like a damp squib
  11. Dont worry Starmer is going to smash the gangs........
  12. did she forget to cook the sausages ?
  13. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place....
  14. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    same deal as last year ? ...half a dozen eels and 7 hamsters (washed)
  15. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    you are a cheeky dirtbag sometimes............hows the ginger farming going....are you looking at a good crop this year
  16. these were tasteless ...i think they were 32% scampi.....(proberly hydraulically removed from shells)...... we (the people) are being shagged down the road by taxes and supermarkets
  17. sweet chilli vedge noodles and scampi
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married .......
  19. Mel have you navigated the Arabian crack....recently.....or the Goat of Hormuz
  20. A braggart pig...........best not use it for breeding
  21. could have been worse ...might have been the Van Halen belt
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