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ditchman

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  1. its coming...........it is now the only outcome....it will make Toxeth look like a small birthday candle
  2. christ ..i thought this thrad was finished................just goes to show "a good wank will never die"......unless one of the hamsters gets stuck....thats what Mel told me
  3. out in 2 with a Lead injection
  4. ive tried everything including boiling water ....neat bleach.....
  5. love tinned peas and other vedge............tinned potatoes are the best for curries
  6. that is shear beauty..........totally perfect......that is culinary sex on a plate
  7. Stroganoff...for a change with spagattis not noodles..
  8. it were the Gentiles.....they hate them....
  9. Norfolk junk food withe wunderful gravy
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    Pet hates.

    my stomach churns when i think of saville and cyril smith................all totally avoidable if politics wernt involved......same goes for the rape gangs up north
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    Pet hates.

    Alan Partridge/steve coogan............................a man without any sort of talent
  12. yes ..it would appear so .........
  13. ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ...... the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth" and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America
  14. and canned peas..one sausage and one mushroom.....feck me o'rielly
  15. not alot eludes you matey i wish my wanks lasted as long as this thread
  16. pegging is for the deprived...or is it depraved ???
  17. Mel has upped his game and is looking for a deer to wank off......that will certainly give his little legs a work out running it down with a tube of Durol in his hand
  18. i could feign a doggy sort of BARK ...if that would help.........and lick my balls
  19. from what i can remember she banged like a shithouse door in a gale
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