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ditchman

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  1. old food of yesteryear and for some of us old country boys.......
  2. and jeesus sayeth "suffer little chrildren ...cometh unto me ".........
  3. i would give that Mamood bird a good seeing to.....infact i would have a 3 some with priti Patel and her fine looking women......all squidgy and juicy and grateful..and compliant...
  4. fer christs sake dont let Mack anywhere near them he will start feeding them olives.....(gateway to weird foods)...then they will get hooked and he will be standing outside skools will jars of stuffed olives under his coat....... i know his game matey
  5. youbeen drinking that Chateaux bin juice again ?
  6. ive seen mel3 do that with a bin bag..............not a pretty sight
  7. quite right ...as long as it aint attatched to him
  8. never done chicken strogonoff....must have a go at it
  9. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    im not the one with a ginger ring around my willy ....melvin
  10. ditchman

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    filthy boy........what sort of person do you think i am...............if you wanna feck Mick Hucknal then knock yerself out
  11. goat is one of the finest meats to curry
  12. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i would rather put my dick in me old lady's kitchen mangel...than do that.......... Zara Philips dropped round to see me last night.............she is a naughty little minx
  13. old timers food ........meat &2 vedge
  14. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i would pay good money .....................NOT TO SEE THAT
  15. ditchman

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    their batteries are utter shite
  16. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    must have happened when i was asleep
  17. ditchman

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    plenty of juice but no bits.............. wasnt excactly like the Hollywood blockbuster "Night of the moist woman"
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i was too busy wiping dribble off my suit........i did long days in london and was always tired on the way home never saw her again.....
  19. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    on a train once.......i was asleep with drewl coming out of my mouth down my suit front ..and iwoke up to see this beautiful woman in front of me with a look of pure disgust on her face...and she had white spittle in the corners of her mouth.... which was not pretty....
  20. yeah ...know what you mean.......make me gip looking at them ....
  21. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    beautiful women with white gobbits of spittal in the corners of their mouths .........RANK
  22. and woopie goldberge is her dad
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