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ditchman

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  1. Old time skool food...havnt had it for years curried mince&mash with loads of sultanas in it.....made a shed load of it ..froze the other half so i will have it over a plate of chips when i dont feel like cooking it was bloody georgeous...
  2. she looks lovely with a bit of makeup on.....................trust me i know
  3. smacked haddock in full cream milk with added fresh prawns and mash.....
  4. thought "the turtles head ...was taking a dump"....?.................whats that got to do with little nips........now show me some that are like scania wheel nuts
  5. yup ...sitting nicely in my tum.......having smoked haddock and dublin bay fresh prawns with loads of parsley in full cream milk served with a dry mash tomorrow.....
  6. slop food................when a dog has been ill...and it wont eat you give it "chappie" when i feel a bit off colour this is what i eat..... i have loved Heinz tinned spag bol since i was a nipper.....Haute cuisine at its finest slag me off at your lesure...........
  7. site is now painfully slow...... really needs sorting
  8. totally forgot the cheese ...and i already have grated cheese in the fridge .......im a dork
  9. manbaby food ...baked spud crispy on outside soft and floury in the middle with LOADS of butter and smashed burgers
  10. same here.............
  11. an old sausage skin will do..............its called field expediancy.......tried it with clingfilm once ...but suffered dreadfully from "blow back"
  12. Pub grub today lads..............real pototoe chips done in the deep frier...and a packet of Whitby scampi salt&vinegar and tomatoes sauce as well yum yum
  13. they will be hanging around outside places where men work.....and making lewd comments as we go home.... i can put up withthat
  14. he told me he uses a Brillo pad on his ole man..............they call him "the Tipton Tempest"
  15. you need to buy a tongue scraper...........then you will be fine.....watch out for the thrush
  16. chicken madras with sweet potatoe and a boiled egg and loads of spinach
  17. you can never have too much dog shit......
  18. it comes and it goes
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