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ditchman

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  1. Mel has upped his game and is looking for a deer to wank off......that will certainly give his little legs a work out running it down with a tube of Durol in his hand
  2. i could feign a doggy sort of BARK ...if that would help.........and lick my balls
  3. from what i can remember she banged like a shithouse door in a gale
  4. dogging is a tough life....someone has to do it......power to your elbow Volterol helps
  5. has anyone asked the dog how he feels about this action ?
  6. not anymore ....they have closed it down now...
  7. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    she looks rough as feck without her make up
  8. sage and tyne,,,,,,have to give that a go
  9. nearly vedgetarian this food.......and just a couple of little sausages....(i must be turning all queer) put colmans mustard in da cheese sauce CAULIMACCACHEESA
  10. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    My biggest pet hate Remember that pop group Bony M ??? 3 ladys......... and an utterly mindless cretin that needs sectioning and a full frontal lobotomy of a bloke ...doing girations...making himself look like a deeply disturbed mental deficiant
  11. i could eat that ....but not with it looking at me...
  12. puts the dog into dogging eh ?
  13. old pensioners sunday lunch
  14. thought you would be along on this one.....Mels never turned down the oppo for a free gobble ...as long as he could teabag old doggo first...
  15. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Dog post............... people walking there dogs that have never had any training and will not walk to heel.....those people are "yanked " down the road holding a bag of excrement in one hand and mad dog in the other hand around here they are known as "chariot racing shitbaggers"
  16. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i hate damn commies...................better dead than red hang all 5th columists.....(most of the civil service) Jerusalemn artichokes....(eh ? what the feck are they all about) Fekin olives ....dago food guacamole......vedgetarian excrement
  17. People eat Kangeroo dicks...dont sound very nice ....but im sure they are quite nice prepared nicely i love Milts as well...and thats herring spunk sacks..........
  18. Birds eye chicken dippers (or minced poultry bumholes)...homemade Korean style stir fry sauce..
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