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ditchman

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  1. ooohhhh......me....me....me.....me....me....me.......
  2. can we make chocolate anus's as freebies...........and candy cocks ...and liqourice labia's........£3.56p /quart
  3. erratic erotica........................HHmmmmmm.............i like the sound of that
  4. no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey
  5. i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to ..
  6. cant compete with that i have pie and boiled spuds and marrowfat peas 2 moz............
  7. you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)
  8. im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm
  9. you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this
  10. supreme nosh..............bloody good for youas well
  11. just had delivered 3 tins of haggis............totally gobmacked at the number of haggis pie recipes there are on the ole net
  12. you just cant let her drawers go.............you are a tougher man than me ...but not as tough as Mel3...........he's a proper dirt bag
  13. sweet&sour.....nice for a change ...but not every week
  14. if you had a bigger plate you could fit some nice fresh thinly sliced cabbage on that
  15. shove their heads in Sarah Fergusons drawers.....that will finish them orf
  16. that looks supreme.............
  17. they/we are being outbred Spain leagalise 500,000 migrants..........dumb fucs.....self infection
  18. saw that on the news ....utter feckin madness............just think of the makup of them.......drug dealers ...rapists....tossers...theives....ISIS sleepers....allah lovers....jew killers....
  19. that is....."got up early in the morning ..flew my apache copter around ..slotted a shed load of ragheads...back home for tea and medals........................AND A PROPER FRY-UP "....type of food
  20. just had mine ....Nutella bumholes..............Mel sends them to me ..they are a Tipton speciallity
  21. nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on
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