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ditchman

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  1. he should have gone into politics then
  2. i know someone like that...............life imitates art
  3. WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW............."come to daddy"
  4. ditchman

    Reform ?

    defected or defacated ?
  5. your mrs taken out new life insurance on you ?
  6. cheapest burgers money can buy...squashed flat ..fried like steak bloody hot and quick......put on plate and a glass of Shiraz and sugar and blck pepper added to pan and juices to reduce on a falling heat...the chucked on food ...add a cople of baked pots no cheese or fried onions as ive run out of rennies
  7. and i thought it was Nutella on the hose...(it didnt taste like it)
  8. ditchman

    Reform ?

    dont matter a shit who defercates to Reform............... if Farage/ REFORM fails to withdraw from the ECHR....the whole damn party will be toast if Farage/.Reform...withdraws from the ECHR and goes on to acheive 50% of his manifesto ...he will be a god on earth thats what it all boils down to "he may talk the talk ...but will he walk the walk"
  9. say what you think ehy...............anybody reading this would think you dont like them i wouldnt mind having a 3some with racheal and greta thumberg...as long as racheal kept her gob shut
  10. bloody crap..............spending more time elswhere now...
  11. doubt it....it was all covered upvery well at the time
  12. after years of alchol abuse and riddled with HIV......Ole cliff has gone to his maker i will never forget his christian anthems...and mucus covered Xmas songs RIP Cliff Mel3 will now say a few words on the passing of this immense talent
  13. ditchman

    Reform ?

    alot of folk i know have been talking about this for a while now............if it happens it aint going to be pretty
  14. does she like Siemen an all ?
  15. chick an chips an cury sauce (bisto).....i added a spoonful of Madras powder to it ...to "zoosh" it up awesome scran
  16. Old time skool food...havnt had it for years curried mince&mash with loads of sultanas in it.....made a shed load of it ..froze the other half so i will have it over a plate of chips when i dont feel like cooking it was bloody georgeous...
  17. she looks lovely with a bit of makeup on.....................trust me i know
  18. smacked haddock in full cream milk with added fresh prawns and mash.....
  19. thought "the turtles head ...was taking a dump"....?.................whats that got to do with little nips........now show me some that are like scania wheel nuts
  20. yup ...sitting nicely in my tum.......having smoked haddock and dublin bay fresh prawns with loads of parsley in full cream milk served with a dry mash tomorrow.....
  21. slop food................when a dog has been ill...and it wont eat you give it "chappie" when i feel a bit off colour this is what i eat..... i have loved Heinz tinned spag bol since i was a nipper.....Haute cuisine at its finest slag me off at your lesure...........
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