you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ??
(i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)
saw that on the news ....utter feckin madness............just think of the makup of them.......drug dealers ...rapists....tossers...theives....ISIS sleepers....allah lovers....jew killers....
that is....."got up early in the morning ..flew my apache copter around ..slotted a shed load of ragheads...back home for tea and medals........................AND A PROPER FRY-UP "....type of food
nothing like a dirty slag to work you up into a sexual tyranasour......bet she drinks port&lemon and has holes in her fish nets....................................oooohhhhhhh i feel a little stiffy coming on