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  1. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    GRAYSON PERRY ...........now that is one weird mutherfecker... you bend down infront of him and he will blast one up you ..quick as a flash
  2. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i know ive said this before ....but it needs saying again Giles Brandrath....bloody arse licking parasite theres another one but dammed if i can remember its name...its a person that cant make its mind up wether its a bird or bloke......its often seen on HIGNFY....just doing some sort of travel programme now
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Jacob-rees-mogg.................
  4. ye oldy bangers &mash and stuff
  5. as i fessed up on the other side....i put a squeeze of lemon on the cabbage
  6. old skool healthy stuff....going for a lay down now...all mixed together with 3/4's bottle of alchol..... the old colemans supercharged the dish that spring cabbage is craec cocaine
  7. wonderful...........and thats how it should be
  8. Coming soon..................................
  9. christ ...you boys turn out some good nosh.....i had fishfinger sandwich and a side order of fries for lunch today
  10. like what ?..............a lot of hard work ?
  11. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    cant you poison them....get Mandelson to wee in them......... dont ask Mel for help ...he would take a dump in the pots
  12. Chicken Arrabiata relly easy dish to do ...needs to be cause im totally pissed today...........
  13. ye ole am egg & chips....first invented in early Tudor times ..as a supplement to gruel or mess of potage
  14. Does he work for Robertsons marmalade ?? that black pud looks the real deal
  15. my favourite brunch opened a fresh bottle of Lee&Perrins...white pepper...and colemans mustard used my favourite black pudding and cut it think
  16. i ventured into the world of gnocchi....wasnt overly impressed
  17. my mrs used to do a dish which we called "dead babys"....it was tin of chopped tomatoes and chopped onion with a few sausages chucked in ...boiled up ...and served with mash it was tasty but so not looked right
  18. it will make Toxeth look like a damp squib
  19. Dont worry Starmer is going to smash the gangs........
  20. did she forget to cook the sausages ?
  21. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place....
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