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ditchman

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  1. if Farage does as he says and dumps the ECHR ...he will be a god on earth
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    what with a hollandese sauce on it..............................god that is soooo rank...clamidia rots your teeth so im told
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    come on Mel..........have you ever seen a clit like a lobster ...eh ?
  4. naught wrong with that ..............indians eat curry that wrecks yer anus in 100deg heat
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    thats an awful thing to say...............im quite shocked
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    WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT...........that is out of Mel3's dreams....which planet does it come from............its mels teabagging partner
  7. those kilner jars are bloody expensive now..
  8. how will you store them ? in olive oil or freeze them ?
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    how shallow is that ...you only like birds with big boobs...there is alot more to a woman than big boo-boos...ask Mel3 ....
  10. do you stick your cock in that or eat it ........bloody dago food
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    "can i oil yer gearbox".............."i need a good rub down"............"are yer fluids topped up for me"....."can i check yer exhaust pipe"................. if its got wheels or a fanny ...you just know its going to be trouble
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    sex will draw you further than gunpowder will blow you
  13. good old standby .....did it last night so its had plenty of time superating...
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    sounds like me ...........
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    dont forget she is a "ginger".........you can only take so much of one of them
  16. compared to Mackem im shit on the sole of a shoe on a hot summers day...... im having road kill with maggot sauce today
  17. i have about £2.50p worth of mince in my food locker...........which i will make a Ragu not Wagu its difficult being the scum of the earth sometimes
  18. they give you warmth in the winter and shade in the summer....whats not to like ?
  19. we in Norfolk like our "Stiffkey blues"....done in cider and cream and onion and parsely once you have tasted a stiffkey blue no other mussel comes near it......
  20. very bloody nice..........i would pay top dollar for that in resteruant
  21. love lamb curry ......my mate makes a gooden and he uses tinned baby potatoes....which i never thought of but work very well
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