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  1. Mels bin loaders.................(related to asda-bin-liner)
  2. it said on the packet "Korean style vedge"......and i made a sauce which was Korean style to cook the pork in.. sounds better made in Market Drayton...
  3. Korean belly pork and mixed vedge and brown rice
  4. careful now ...in your condition matey
  5. my gawd...............now i have seen it all..............its a step up from your hampsters Mel
  6. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i have seen several pub acts ...usually on a sunday lunchtime.....the birds were usually quite decent in their 30's and 40's....they always looked sooooo bloody disinterested.....the look of boredom on their faces was so overwelming...i really think sometimes they kept trade away rather than bring it in
  7. we see alot of a la carte stuff on here...and them dishes are outstanding................but every now and again...Beanze mash and sausages really tick my box.......really simple and tasty scran
  8. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    specialist pub porn acts where the woman shoots ping-pong balls out of her anus........
  9. El-spago........some folk like it all mixed up together......i dry the spag off and add parmesan...pepper....fresh parsley..then chuck the ragu ontop made with shiraz....and loads of button mushrooms
  10. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Norwich City football club......................bleedin wankers
  11. i wouldnt like one of them up me jacksie
  12. is that why gays like noshing each other off down at ye old gobblers gulch (wimbeldon )
  13. think positive....really great you visited him at that time.....now they will have him at hostipital and will find out what was the cause ...and he will then manage his condition.....and he will have many years left..... the people that die from heart attacks are the ones who dont know they have a problem let us know the outcome
  14. Just noticed you are a DONATOR.......................is that to your local sperm bank you tosser
  15. mel is well known across the web as a "prick encourager".......he encourages them to do all sorts of tricks
  16. Prey................the very best of the Predetor seris/sequals
  17. oriental experiment found this in the co-op freezer......had some leftover belly pork ..made a foreighn baste in the oven at 220 degs chopped it up and added it to the stir-fry .....whizzed it around and it was alright an all
  18. im sure Mel3 will be along shortly with a suitably disgusting comment...........(bloke cant help himself)
  19. didnt know david lammy was bi-sexual
  20. did you put some paprika in it....just looking at the nice colour of it.....makes mine look bland
  21. sooner or later some very high profile names will come out.............pity cyril smith never got pulled in...........instead they gave him a knighthood to keep his trap shut
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