"can i oil yer gearbox".............."i need a good rub down"............"are yer fluids topped up for me"....."can i check yer exhaust pipe".................
if its got wheels or a fanny ...you just know its going to be trouble
we in Norfolk like our "Stiffkey blues"....done in cider and cream and onion and parsely
once you have tasted a stiffkey blue no other mussel comes near it......