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ditchman

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  1. Mel have you navigated the Arabian crack....recently.....or the Goat of Hormuz
  2. A braggart pig...........best not use it for breeding
  3. could have been worse ...might have been the Van Halen belt
  4. looks boring ...but tastes supreme smacked haddock in full cream milk with backed potatoe (give me ole tum a rest from spices and suchlike)
  5. what about the lizard people ??
  6. that black pudding looks the real deal...
  7. had some from the bloody SPAR shop their own brand .....it was Shit Marmalade
  8. but the lizard people would be ok ..............the monarchy and such like
  9. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    she announced on state TV ....that is Boris Johnson became Prime minister she would leave the country all i can say is .."why the feck are you still here you lying whore"
  10. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Jasmin Alibi -Brown................nasty hypocrite champagne socialist...self styled bullshit hack ...needs a damn good thrashing and chucking down a well....effin bitch
  11. are they done in the oven or under the grill ?
  12. and piloted by Jonny Fartpants no-doubt
  13. its supposidly enviromentally friendly ....its all Hydrogen and oxygen....so when its mixed and burns the by product is water vapour....................so they tell me
  14. nuthin' like a good probing..........Mel will testify to that
  15. yeah ...you just watch them at prime ministers question time
  16. ok .......so what are they going to do when the next rocket lands on the moon....play another round of golf...go for a walk.. yep that really helps humanity
  17. im still of the class of "why bother".......err "waste of money"......."whats the point"
  18. when she has finished im going to suck all the juice out of her gussett...............
  19. But does it make your shit hard tho ?
  20. this is worrying and on the cards.......and not far away
  21. i dont say these things to breed discontent.....we are approaching .."a perfect storm"...where all the wrong things come together at the right time.....and it will maybe take something like 3 hot nights and a rape of a young child....and it will all kick off.....and it wont be localised....it will be brutal...
  22. its coming...........it is now the only outcome....it will make Toxeth look like a small birthday candle
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