ditchman

SUPERB

in shell suits at clay pigeon shooting....with fake stickers on them

Risotto el ditcho stock made from chicken carcase and celery and onion.....boiled to buggery decent risotto is made using 1. top stock 2. time 3. patience the italains like theres a bit sloppy .....i dont.. dont make risotto often as i get board shitless making it ...and drink too much girl petrol waiting

giles Brandreath...and paul Burrell................both are feckin arse lickin paracites...i feckin hate them....and Micheal Portillo....seriously weird.....and that bitch kay Burley...the day she got retired i got pissed.....

ooohhhh......me....me....me.....me....me....me.......

can we make chocolate anus's as freebies...........and candy cocks ...and liqourice labia's........£3.56p /quart

erratic erotica........................HHmmmmmm.............i like the sound of that

we all make mistakes

no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey

i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to ..

cant compete with that i have pie and boiled spuds and marrowfat peas 2 moz............

you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)

you are such a wag dear boy....

im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm

you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this