ditchman

must have happened when i was asleep

plenty of juice but no bits.............. wasnt excactly like the Hollywood blockbuster "Night of the moist woman"

i was too busy wiping dribble off my suit........i did long days in london and was always tired on the way home never saw her again.....

on a train once.......i was asleep with drewl coming out of my mouth down my suit front ..and iwoke up to see this beautiful woman in front of me with a look of pure disgust on her face...and she had white spittle in the corners of her mouth.... which was not pretty....

yeah ...know what you mean.......make me gip looking at them ....

beautiful women with white gobbits of spittal in the corners of their mouths .........RANK

and woopie goldberge is her dad

Behave yourself man

it looks really nice dosnt it..........i would love to be served that at 11 enses at the end of the 2nd drive

perfect

bloody poofter tea...surprised you didnt have it with bloody olives

decent looking bacon...........

i shall just swim thro that and grab meself a sprout

Beef Stroganoff....................

Mels bin loaders.................(related to asda-bin-liner)