ditchman

bloody poofter tea...surprised you didnt have it with bloody olives

decent looking bacon...........

i shall just swim thro that and grab meself a sprout

Beef Stroganoff....................

Mels bin loaders.................(related to asda-bin-liner)

it said on the packet "Korean style vedge"......and i made a sauce which was Korean style to cook the pork in.. sounds better made in Market Drayton...

Korean belly pork and mixed vedge and brown rice

careful now ...in your condition matey

and child allowance

my gawd...............now i have seen it all..............its a step up from your hampsters Mel

i have seen several pub acts ...usually on a sunday lunchtime.....the birds were usually quite decent in their 30's and 40's....they always looked sooooo bloody disinterested.....the look of boredom on their faces was so overwelming...i really think sometimes they kept trade away rather than bring it in

we see alot of a la carte stuff on here...and them dishes are outstanding................but every now and again...Beanze mash and sausages really tick my box.......really simple and tasty scran

specialist pub porn acts where the woman shoots ping-pong balls out of her anus........

El-spago........some folk like it all mixed up together......i dry the spag off and add parmesan...pepper....fresh parsley..then chuck the ragu ontop made with shiraz....and loads of button mushrooms

Norwich City football club......................bleedin wankers