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RemyBolt

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  1. Oh the Irony of a clearly well fed (fat) man with a job, coming down the chimney to give presents to these orphan Romanian polar bears. There's nothing to kill festive cheer like adverts!
  2. At a party got really high, lay on the couch next to some fit girl, I suddenly felt a hand slide down my trousers and start jacking me off. I was really into it, so just lay back and enjoyed it. I 'enjoyed' myself all over the place. Looked down. It was my own hand. I had just jacked off in front of 30 people. Kids, don't do drugs!!!
  3. :toast: HAHA, I'm boringer (yes that's a word, I just made it up) than you Dave.E :toast: WOOOO!!!! WINNER!!!!! OVER CAPITALISATION!!!!! UNDER-EDUCATON!!!!!! YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS FAR!!!!! SERIOUSLY STOP READING!!!! YOUR LIFE IS WASTING AWAY AS YOU READ THIS!!!! GO AND GET A CUP OF TEA!!! I CAN KEEP THIS CRAP UP ALL DAY!!!! STOP READING!!!! HONESTLY, YOU WILL NOT GET THESE MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE BACK!!!! I STILL BEAT DAVE.EVANS THOUGH!!!! :toast: :toast:
  4. It'll be in the airgun section, because that's probably the most appropriate place to put it.
  5. Quick question, can rats see in the red light spectrum? Has anyone tried this and if so, any success?
  6. HAHA!!! Very true. Either it's going to work and be awesome, which might annoy some people, or it'll be shit, and everyone will rip the piss out of me....as usual then haha.
  7. Just noticed my tag line Was there a committee that decided upon this?
  8. When I'm off snowboarding (yes this sounds minging, but it's amazing) a load of us have coffee with butter in it. Really keeps you warm when on the piste, or off piste. Really don't know if that's going to help the old-boy, as it's a general body warmer. I guess you could try a warm foot bath, but that's a temporary measure and won't resolve the real issue. Personally, get him to a doctor and get it checked out.
  9. -Original Post If you don't go...you'll regret it. If you do go...you've been out of the house, relaxed, enjoying yourself, and in the fresh air...what's not to like? Quick note, don't worry about the weather, you only get cold if you dress wrong :yes:
  10. With screens, be careful. I had an issue with the 'egg room' I was in being lit up by the screen on my home made night vision system. Made me very obvious and didn't see many rats at all! Sucked. Ended up draping a hoodie over me, which later became a funky blanket to stop the screen shine from illuminating anything behind me, or me. ZERO experience shooting with a NV system that doesn't use a screen. Sorry.
  11. WOOO! I'm not dead! Don't worry. Just been crazy busy recently. So I'm just saying a hi to everyone and keeping everyone up to date with what I've got planned. What's been going on here, have I missed much? Not been out shooting in....FOREVER! Only time I've had to myself in the last month is about half of a Tuesday lunch break a week ago, haha. At the moment, I'm learning some cool stuff and will have a crazy project over the next 4 months. I don't want to say too much, but I think it'll be great fun and very interesting to work with. When creation of this project starts, I'll
  12. Not allowed to keep it :-( I'm thinking of just upgrading the camera that I use and getting a better IR Illuminator
  13. HAHA, I wish day 3 never happened. My new camera has arrived, so next time I'm out, I'm getting some pictures!
  14. The farmer has said I can have up to £200 to spend on a night vision system! WAHOO!!! Only problem is that I'm currently using a self-build and have ZERO experience outside of building my own gear. What would you recommend for £200? It can be stand alone, or it can be used with a scope. I'm generally shooting within 15-20 meters, so it really doesn't need great capabilities. Maximum shooting range of 30 meters. Night will be pitch black! No light at all. Any suggestions....and......go.....
  15. Day 3. Set up in House 10, ready to bust more rats. IR system ready, all my gear loaded up, ready to roll, not a single thing could go wrong. And, well, it didn't (don't get your hopes up no story of major tragedy or camera smashing sorrow). I sat out on my usual steps, looking left, right, and straight ahead, down the egg belt. The light dropped and I had my fleece ghost costume on. The farmer wasn't coming around, so I knew I would be undisturbed all night. Silence and darkness. The first hour passed with the sound of a single rat running through the ceiling. I could see wher
  16. Day 2. After a satisfying session, and with a load of snares set up, I was hyped about going out shooting. But for the time being, I had to get some sleep. When I got home I took out all the batteries I had and set them to charging. Got changed and went to bed. My chicken poo smelling trousers sat on the kitchen floor. This is code to my wife for...don't wash these! Waking up around 7:30am, still knackered, I checked my phone. Low battery. It seemed I had set everything charging except my phone. Kissed the wife good bye, as she went off to work, then went straight back to sleep. Th
  17. Sorry about the uber delay everyone. Manic super crazy busy! Right, where to begin. I got a call from the farmer because house 2 and house 10 were infested. Would I be able to go on a major session to clean it up? Okay, that's not word for word. Well, I booked Friday off work, which allowed me to go shooting Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night! Oh my goodness, did I go to town in that place! After a long day at work, I need to get some sleep. I planned to be down the farm and shooting by 10pm. At it turned out, I overslept and the petrol station that had my energy
  18. Well, I have finally found 10 minutes 'free time' where I'm able to give a little heads up for the crazy pleasure that was my marathon shooting/ratting session. I'll do a full write up very shortly...but not tonight, as I'm out playing pool. Amazingly I'm on a pool team where I'm the only one that's not permanently working on a farm! But I'll try and get a draft written up for before I head out tonight. I spent all of around 2 hours writing up how Day 1 went, and when I clicked to post it, totally lost internet signal and my screen went blank. It didn't post!!! So I'm going to have to
  19. RemyBolt

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    Lol. yeah. I've already mentioned that to the mrs. Don't take the misses. She'll be a better shot than you mate.
  20. Congratulations. The first permission is the hardest to get. Work it well, then use that to spring and get more.
  21. Brilliant. I love how so many people slammed them so quickly, and so few stood up to defend them. It would be hysterical (but woefully tragic if it went too far, but with lashings of irony) if it was set on fire, and it was some kids play fort. Obviously the kids would need to survive and escape unharmed, but the backlash would be epic. I really hope some stupid anti doesn't try and set it on fire, just in case it is a kid's play den.
  22. One thing to think about, there are always going to be different opinions on different things. That's a part of being human. Don't ever be worried about what other people think. Me and my 'toy gun' can happily bang along with the best of them. The thing to consider, will a £500 BSA Ultra make you a better shot? Will it make a rat any more dead than a ratty? Will you be more upset WHEN you knock it? Do you know what you need to do to fix it if something goes wrong? What will you do if you drop it? What will it do that the Ratty won't do? Don't get me wrong, the PCP group are sporting go
  23. Mate, if you're looking for cheap...that rules out PCP. If you're ratting, a springer won't get you many in a night. After the first bang sound...they'll all be gone. It'll be a long time between shots. What kinds of distances will you be shooting? If you're super close up, it might be worth having some fun with a CO2 pistol...although you need to make sure you get accurate head shots and beware of stray pellets damaging stuff. It's a lot of fun though! I'm thinking of getting another air pistol and going Matrix style under a chicken house and seeing how it goes. I think I'll be lucky if I
  24. Anniversary weekend coming up. So I get the Friday off work. My wife isn't able to get the time off work, so gives me permission to do whatever while she's at work. So, I'm now shooting Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night! Hopefully I'll be bringing back some good pics and a hell of a write-up.....or I'll just flake, take one shot, kill one rat, and then sit around waiting for 4 hours a night! Only time will tell.
  25. Quality! That's really good. I'm taking Friday off to get in shooting on Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night too.
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