Mine is a good one, her job helps though..she's a nurse an works a lot of shifts so I pretty much do as I please as long as the stuff she's asked for is all done?
She has a few special word for me when I've pissed her off or done something wrong, 'you're a cock!' my favorite one is, 'get ya dog an F**k off...an when you get there F**k off some more!!