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mel b

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  1. What and who would benefit from the death of all those poor people scotty ?.
  2. I shall do as every good diplomat would do , when an upstanding elder statesman of the hunting life makes a culinary faux pas . I shall look the other way , and pretend that it didn't happen .
  3. He always tries to upstage me , but he just doesn't have the legs for it .
  4. That's my brother , he comes ratting with us sometimes
  5. Me waiting for my mate to pick me up to go ratting.
  6. mel b

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    43 pages and you're all still fat c**ts .
  7. This is my hope . It's a sorry state of affairs , when the only hope that we can see for our country , is the leader of another country thousands of miles away.
  8. That would be a sight to see
  9. Yep , I've seen them plenty of times from half a mile away , but when that big grey shape comes hurtling towards you under the water , and you can hear that fin cutting through the surface , it's enough to make you shit your pants . I would imagine hooking a tuna from a kayak would be a bit interesting . A big mackerel was enough for me .
  10. mel b

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    f**k me , I've lost three stone reading this thread
  11. I think that would feel amazing and frightening at the same time. Years ago I was sitting sitting sidewards on my kayak , with my feet dangling in the sea , while I was fishing in cardigan bay . A grey fin passed by me and I almost shit myself . It was just the local dolphins , but in that split second , the whole jaws film flashed through my brain .
  12. Spot on. I would have taken it back , and demanded the rest of the pie .it would have taken a dozen mounties to drag me out of there .
  13. Now that's impressive. I'd shit myself dropping anything that big.
  14. He'll just tell the whole of Canada that they've been doing it wrong , and he's had to come back to the motherland to put them right .
  15. See, now if anything was ever going to make me get a passport, get on a plane , and fly half way around the world . It would be the blatant misrepresentation of that pie . I'm taking mchull with me , so we'll probably walk there .
  16. Next time you go in there mack , can you have a word with them about that pie please . Tell them if a pie doesn't have a base , then it's not a pie , it's just a stew with a lid on .
  17. You slumming it this week mack ?.
  18. Sorry dude. Only just seen this. I'll make sure you bin gets emptied in a few weeks when I get back from Barbados
  19. That's a truly wonderful thing to see mack . Well done to Donald trump , and those brave and hard working snatch squads , and congratulations to all of the decent and honest American people . They've just got someone that is on their side . My God I wish we could get a decent and honest government in this country , that cared about us.
  20. I got the message last time , to stay in doors , as the storm was a risk to life . Funny really , because I never got a message from my gaffers telling me not to come to f***ing work .
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