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mel b

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  1. For someone that's made so much money , he's one real dumb f**k.
  2. These women will be role models to young females everywhere. What the f**k is happening to the world?.
  3. He's looking at the best part of the next 60 years behind bars . If he lives long enough to die a natural death , I'm sure that the piece of shit will get plenty of beatings along the way . I've known a few screws in my time , and I can't think of any that would stand in the way of him getting the shit kicked out of him.
  4. If you could take a pencil and paper , and draw evil , that's what you'd get . Monstrous piece of filth.
  5. I can only echo that tats . I hope that vile creature gets what he deserves.
  6. You're probably right. It's just hard to wrap your head around it all . I can't figure out the woman or her parents , but I can't figure out the blokes either . I love sex as much as any other bloke , but I just couldn't ever imagine standing in line with 1056 other blokes waiting to take my turn . It's just grim all round .
  7. f**k me scotty . It's going to be a busy few weeks mate.
  8. After watching that video that mack put up , I don't think they're doing it because of a filthy thing , I think they're doing it because of a mental thing . I wouldn't imagine that you could do it just for money . They seem to need to be liked , or famous for something. I wouldn't say it's disgusting, it's more , disturbing, upsetting, uncomfortable, to see. I'm not really sure what it is , but it certainly isn't erotic in any way , and that woman really doesn't look like she's enjoying it one little bit . The fact that her parents pimp her out in that way , just isn't human.
  9. I'm no prude , but f**k me that's grim . It's just all kinds of f****d up.
  10. Your Mrs didn't need to shout at you , booze is it's own punishment mate .
  11. 30,000 steps is a tidy walk tats , you're certainly covering some ground mate. I'm no fitness expert, but I'd say that it's really good for you , right up to the point that you go a bit too far . I watched an old fella one day. He was on the woodland next to ours in Wales, and he was setting up part of a course for a trial bike event . He was using a chainsaw , and moving huge logs and rocks around . I made the old guy and his mate a brew , and I was talking to the younger fella about the old lad , and how hard he was grafting , the young lad said , I know , you'd never guess
  12. I've just seen a couple of wattsap videos. It's all a bit minging to be honest.
  13. mel b

    CVD

    Oh for fucks sake . I've just got comfy in front of the telly , and now I've got to go out . I'm going back to mumsnet!!!.
  14. mel b

    CVD

    Is that code for bumming ?.
  15. I was being truthful mate. When I was training for the three peaks , I did snowdon with a few other lads, that were experienced hill walkers . I wore my council steel capped boots , and I put two pairs of socks on , as it was going to be quite a long walk( everyone else was wearing £250 boots , and £30 socks ) . I was talking to my mate about it on Monday morning, and I was saying that I thought it would be much harder . He said when he'd come to work for the council , he realised that theirs fit , and theirs binman fit . Old school binmen were conditioned to just keep walking , wh
  16. That's true enough Walt, some folk are just amazing mate. An old boss/mate of mine , used to do snowdon as part of a marathon that he did every year. Snowdon was the last few miles. He'd spent most of his life in the army( staff sgt , rmp) , and marathon running was his passion. He always said that he was amazed that binmen were fitter than young soldiers .
  17. That's some good going for an 8yr old . It took me 22hr 48mins , and I was hanging out my arse.
  18. mel b

    CVD

    I should go and live there . I'd be the f***ing daddy !!!
  19. mel b

    CVD

    I bet king is really f***ing glad he asked now
  20. I think I'm turning into a very sad old man , because I'm sitting here thinking of the logistics of getting all the blokes there at just the right time . Did they come on coaches ?, did they line up around the block ?, who organised all the condoms ? , and who cleaned all the mess up afterwards ?.
  21. That poor womans clacka must be red raw , and look like a wizards sleeve.
  22. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'm at work at the minute wilf , but I'll fill you in on the details later mate .
  23. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Anything can get into the food chain via recycled green waste wilf . Most of it gets shredded , and ploughed into farmers fields mate.
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