mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo.
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See , now we're moving in the right direction. Probably the best thing to do , is call it a satchel , then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
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Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation.. Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it
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A man purse? , a f***ing man purse ???. You've let me down , you've let the whole of the hunting life down , but worst of all , you've let yourself down. Even Elton john won't wear a man purse , because it makes him look too gay . For fucks sake mush .
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That's more befitting of a man of your most discerning culinary tastes mack.
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f**k me , I've seen some shite on here , but this is the best
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Some excellent finds dc. I'm guessing the white powder wasn't washing powder . Usually if anything shooting related turns up at work , the lads give it to me . I've had some cracking bits and bobs over the years.
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We've done that a few times over the years , and it never goes down very well . First you get the stench of the weed getting crushed in the back of the truck , then you get a young lad having a hysterical meltdown. It's never come to axe attacks with me though . My mate once found three bin liners stuffed full with different flavours of weed , in bushes on a council car park.
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Cheers charts. Hopefully it's nothing more sinister than human error.
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What and who would benefit from the death of all those poor people scotty ?.
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I shall do as every good diplomat would do , when an upstanding elder statesman of the hunting life makes a culinary faux pas . I shall look the other way , and pretend that it didn't happen .
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He always tries to upstage me , but he just doesn't have the legs for it .
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That's my brother , he comes ratting with us sometimes
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Me waiting for my mate to pick me up to go ratting.
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43 pages and you're all still fat c**ts .
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This is my hope . It's a sorry state of affairs , when the only hope that we can see for our country , is the leader of another country thousands of miles away.
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That would be a sight to see
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Yep , I've seen them plenty of times from half a mile away , but when that big grey shape comes hurtling towards you under the water , and you can hear that fin cutting through the surface , it's enough to make you shit your pants . I would imagine hooking a tuna from a kayak would be a bit interesting . A big mackerel was enough for me .
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f**k me , I've lost three stone reading this thread
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I think that would feel amazing and frightening at the same time. Years ago I was sitting sitting sidewards on my kayak , with my feet dangling in the sea , while I was fishing in cardigan bay . A grey fin passed by me and I almost shit myself . It was just the local dolphins , but in that split second , the whole jaws film flashed through my brain .
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Spot on. I would have taken it back , and demanded the rest of the pie .it would have taken a dozen mounties to drag me out of there .
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Now that's impressive. I'd shit myself dropping anything that big.
