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mel b

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  1. I don't think mack is on a high horse , he's probably just like most of us that are getting a bit older , and just hasn't been in the mix with it yet . I very much saw things like mack , but the last few years , the whole world has changed drastically. The uk has gone to rat shit since covid . Its been slowly trundling downhill for years , but since covid , its plummeting out of control . i see young guys that i work with , eating jam sandwiches for lunch , because they cant afford anything else . Some of them walk miles to work , because they cant afford the bus fair , and can
  2. That's pretty much the way that I always saw things mack , but I'm watching things change daily , and the country seems to be accelerating rapidly downhill. The minimum wage has become the maximum wage. Zero hours contracts , and agency work , is becoming the norm . Even the real grafters are having a tough time at the moment. I sincerely hope that things change in the near future . I have a couple of mates that have kids living in caravans on the drive , and one mate that built a big shed in the garden for his son. It's a sorry state of affairs , when a hard working young bloke can b
  3. Life doesn't always work out the way you expect it to. My late wife ( the mother of my two children), passed away at 37. The kids were 11 and 13 . To be honest , from the day that they were born , we'd always tried to teach them all the skills that they'd need in life . by the time they went to school , they could already read and write , swim , cross a road safely . All the basic skills that they'd need if ever we weren't around to help them. By the time we lost their mom , both of them were pretty much capable of running a house. It's just as well that we did really , because when
  4. I'll be giving that one a go gnash. It looks right up my street.
  5. Neither can I, that's why I got married . Her good self does the cooking and cleaning , I do the eating, and finance the operation .
  6. That's a bit tame by your standards mack. It looks really tasty mate
  7. Disturbed is a very negative word , I prefer adventurous .
  8. I became a grandad at 53 , and I absolutely f***ing love it.
  9. I don't mind rubbing his balls for him , if he let's me have a go on those tits
  10. mel b

    A deep one

    Mchull wouldn't need a tea spoon . He would use the force , because he is the force !!! .
  11. Spot on tats . He tries to play the cheeky chappy , but he's shit at it. He's not humorous, he's just a f***ing irritating twat. In fairness to him though , he's probably done nothing wrong legally, he's probably just been playing the part that he's been payed to play , and taken it a bit too far for some folks.
  12. He's an irritating knob anyway . It's about time he was kicked off the telly.
  13. Yeah but did you still shag her for old times sake ? .
  14. Have you thought about buying a piece of riverside land , that has its own mooring dc ?. Land is getting more expensive over the last few years , but long term it would be much cheaper than living in a marina , and you can still cash it out when you've finished with it. I was looking at narrow boats a few years ago , but it worked out to be as expensive as renting a house if you had a permanent mooring in a marina. I looked at a nice piece of land , with its own 40yard Mooring . The thing that stopped me from buying it , was that it was next to a piece of council land , and Poli
  15. Top grub, and a nice bit of history to go with it . What's not to love .
  16. That grub looks right up my street mack
  17. Spotted bonnie blue at the butchers.
  18. mel b

    Pet hates.

    You aren't still upset at them for taking your bin away because you're a very naughty boy are you .
  19. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo.
  20. mel b

    Pet hates.

    See , now we're moving in the right direction. Probably the best thing to do , is call it a satchel , then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
  21. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation.. Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it
  22. mel b

    Pet hates.

    A man purse? , a f***ing man purse ???. You've let me down , you've let the whole of the hunting life down , but worst of all , you've let yourself down. Even Elton john won't wear a man purse , because it makes him look too gay . For fucks sake mush .
  23. That's more befitting of a man of your most discerning culinary tastes mack.
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