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  1. mel b
    You're either a good manager , or you aren't. Being a good man manager isn't something that you can learn . You either have it or you don't. You can learn management techniques and buzz words , and have a fist full of management qualifications, but , none of it is worth a wank if you don't understand people.
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    I like the sound of egg/syrup wash. I do like a nice sausage roll .
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    That's my type of pie that is
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    I'm not honestly sure , but it's most disturbing . I'd shag it , but I'd hate myself for it in the morning .
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    Well said that man
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    And as long as it doesn't go more than half way in , it doesn't even count as gay , so he can have a go to see if he likes it . Nobody on here will mind.
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    Call me
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    It's funny until it pokes you in the eye .
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    Yeah you did , you're just not out of the closet yet . Somebody being gay doesn't bother me , but a gay bloke in sparkly budgie smugglers , waving his tackle in front of me is very uncomfortable
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    It's the same with loud black folks that are constantly screaming racism , and white privilege. Ive found that the louder they are about it, the less likely they are to have ever suffered from , or even witnessed , any kind of racism. They're usually just the spoiled attention seekers that would be better off just wearing a hat with, everyone look at me , written on it. My black mates dislike those types more than any white racist dislikes them . Another one is those feckin screaming feminist (all men are rapists)man haters. Those women that scream about women's rights , then t
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    That's the thing . They aren't just happy being free to do their own thing . They want to force gay on non gay people , and it's just not right. I've got a couple of gay friends , and they know that two men kissing turns my stomach , and they wouldn't dream of doing it in front of me , because it would be disrespectful. They wouldn't actually do it in front of anybody , because they aren't exhibitionist attention seekers , they're just normal folks , that go about their business in a normal way . Obviously they take the piss out of me , and threaten to bum me if I ever get too drun
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    I'm with you 100% on that. I'm all for making your own choices , and being free to be , what you want to be , but, we all need to be what is socially acceptable , in social situations. Be as gay as you want when your in a private situation , it's nobodies business but yours , and as long as you aren't hurting anyone else , then fair play to you , but don't drag me into it , and expect me to like it . It's not my thing , and I don't want to be part of it . I'd like to carry a side arm . I'd be no risk to anyone ( unless you attempted to rob me, or physically attack me), but oth
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    Bit skinny for you ol mate. You'd break a delicate little thing like that .
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    So what your really trying to say , is that you only had 94 wrinkles ?.
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    Healthy eating tips. Freshly washed vadge is OK, but after a couple of days it tastes like a kipper that's been sitting in the sun .
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    Don't kink shame us . It's just good clean fun , and perfectly natural.
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    Well alfonso the male escort said that you had 96 wrinkles on your cock , said he thought you counted them like rings on a tree .
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    Don't worry , you'll grow out of it . I'm 56 this year , and I reckon I'll grow out of it soon as well .
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    It is mack. I just sit there listening to the birdsong , with the stream in the background.
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    This is the view from the bench that I put on the side of a hill in my woodland, in memory of my mom and dad. I promised my mom that I'd put a bench up there for them , with a nice view. I polished and carved a stone to go under the bench.
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    Yep , ditchman is a backdoor specialist. If ever you need your back door smashing in , he's your man 🫡.
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    I was very pleasantly surprised to be honest , especially after my last experience with the local optician.
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    The con was putting his pecker in her friendship ring
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