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  1. mel b
    It's the same with loud black folks that are constantly screaming racism , and white privilege. Ive found that the louder they are about it, the less likely they are to have ever suffered from , or even witnessed , any kind of racism. They're usually just the spoiled attention seekers that would be better off just wearing a hat with, everyone look at me , written on it. My black mates dislike those types more than any white racist dislikes them . Another one is those feckin screaming feminist (all men are rapists)man haters. Those women that scream about women's rights , then t
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    That's the thing . They aren't just happy being free to do their own thing . They want to force gay on non gay people , and it's just not right. I've got a couple of gay friends , and they know that two men kissing turns my stomach , and they wouldn't dream of doing it in front of me , because it would be disrespectful. They wouldn't actually do it in front of anybody , because they aren't exhibitionist attention seekers , they're just normal folks , that go about their business in a normal way . Obviously they take the piss out of me , and threaten to bum me if I ever get too drun
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    I'm with you 100% on that. I'm all for making your own choices , and being free to be , what you want to be , but, we all need to be what is socially acceptable , in social situations. Be as gay as you want when your in a private situation , it's nobodies business but yours , and as long as you aren't hurting anyone else , then fair play to you , but don't drag me into it , and expect me to like it . It's not my thing , and I don't want to be part of it . I'd like to carry a side arm . I'd be no risk to anyone ( unless you attempted to rob me, or physically attack me), but oth
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    Bit skinny for you ol mate. You'd break a delicate little thing like that .
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    So what your really trying to say , is that you only had 94 wrinkles ?.
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    Healthy eating tips. Freshly washed vadge is OK, but after a couple of days it tastes like a kipper that's been sitting in the sun .
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    Don't kink shame us . It's just good clean fun , and perfectly natural.
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    Well alfonso the male escort said that you had 96 wrinkles on your cock , said he thought you counted them like rings on a tree .
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    Don't worry , you'll grow out of it . I'm 56 this year , and I reckon I'll grow out of it soon as well .
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    It is mack. I just sit there listening to the birdsong , with the stream in the background.
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    This is the view from the bench that I put on the side of a hill in my woodland, in memory of my mom and dad. I promised my mom that I'd put a bench up there for them , with a nice view. I polished and carved a stone to go under the bench.
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    Yep , ditchman is a backdoor specialist. If ever you need your back door smashing in , he's your man 🫡.
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    I was very pleasantly surprised to be honest , especially after my last experience with the local optician.
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    The con was putting his pecker in her friendship ring
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    My mate sent that to me earlier on wattsap. I thought it must be some kind of fake , because absolutely nobody is that feckin stupid .....are they ?.
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    No need to show off , my grandad was German as well.
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    I can only speak from my relatively short time as a glasses wearer. I had to start wearing glasses , to pass my hgv medical. I bought varifocals from my local opticians , they cost around £300 , and I couldn't even walk in them , never mind drive a hgv. For the last two years I've had to drive my lorry , with them perched on the end of my nose , so that I could see over the top of them. Fast forward to a month or so ago. I decided that I really needed to get my glasses sorted . My mrs booked me an appointment at asda , as they were the only ones that didn't have a month long waitin
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    That's a proper birthday treat mate. Just be careful not to rip it again .
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    Damned unreasonable!. What are you expected to do if you need to shoot someone urgently whilst your haemorrhoids are being examined ????. thinking about it . That's probably why you can't take a gun with you.
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    Will we get free handguns on the NHS?.
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    You get 0.73 Norfolk years in 12 months . He's actually older than a conker tree .
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    Now thats a proper nosh mate. That pork looks amazing.
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    Happy 96th birthday mate . I hope you have a great day . I have to take my hat off to you. Not many of us could manage a full day of drug fuelled sex with a high class escort at 96. Just make sure that he doesn't steal your wallet when he leaves .
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    That's a lot of the problem. Many well meaning people just can't see what's happening. I'm a traditional Labour voter ( im a binman, so you couldnt really get much more working class), but the thought of labour getting into power , frightens the shit out of me. I haven't got much , and if labour get into power ,they'll take what little I do have , and give it to someone that has never done a single thing to help the country. I live in the street that I grew up in . I knew everyone in the street . I now know about five families , and most of the rest of the street don't even speak E
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    I'm a very long way from any kind of political expert , but , from what I can see and hear , any , right thinking , decent , normal , person , has no alternative but to vote reform. They seem to be the only chance that the country has left.
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