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mel b

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  1. Shame on that piece of shit that assaulted the young woman , and shame on the police . Both of them are a disgrace, and should hang their heads in shame. It's something that every one of us is expected to get used to now. This is the way that this country will be . The only positive , is that the young woman seems to be a very smart young person , that won't let that piece of shit bother her too much. It's just a shame she didn't have a male friend or relative handy , that could have taught the piece of shit some manners .
  2. At least that's something. Let's just hope that they get everything that they deserve.
  3. Let's hope he gets caught , and see how he likes getting weighed off with a ten stretch.
  4. That's how Sunday dinner is supposed to be . If you can move again before Monday morning, you've been short changed .
  5. Your food to plate ratio is world class .
  6. Savages , just f***ing savages!!!.
  7. Women and booze mainly
  8. mel b

    Pewit

    Dude when that gang of lads said to you want to come back to our van for a few drinks , you should have just said no. Is your bum OK?.
  9. I'll definitely be giving that a go .
  10. He's sitting in a rocking chair in the parlour , and wearing his nans clothes
  11. So is euphemism a polite word for a ladies growler ?. I've never heard one called a euphemism before . I've heard one that echoed like a cave though
  12. Did they taste as good as they look ?.
  13. How dare you speak to a lady like that. Is akita a polite word for a ladies growler ?.
  14. Yep. I'm no conspiracy theorist , but that one made me look twice
  15. That cup of chips is making me very uncomfortable dido . It's a bit unnatural.
  16. That made my conspiracy theory nerve twitch when I heard it on the news .
  17. This xray scanner won't be able to find really well hidden bodies in the woods will it ?. Just asking for a mate
  18. Pah, mchull will just pay from the loose change in his car ashtray . NEWSFLASH. Vladimir putin reads post on the hunting life , and immediately phones Zelensky and says sorry !!!.
  19. You should have mentioned that you'll send mchull over to have a word . That would have got their attention .
  20. It's because the world is now full of f***ing idiots . With no real grip on reality .
  21. Unfortunately we don't have any deer at my place . A red was spotted about five years ago just down the road , and a few munties are being caught by the local keepers , when they catch the birds at the end of the season, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I start seeing them sooner or later. All of my deer shooting is done on my other shooting permissions. We made a few paths through our woodland at the end of the pheasant season , and a small flat camping area . At the end of the coming pheasant season , I'm hoping to treble the size of the camping area , and make another path of
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