mel b
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For the sake of security , and the preservation of fine art antiquities, little donkey has been sent to the luvre. He can be viewed in the religious artifacts section , right between the 1940s porn magazine collection, and the medieval merkins.
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Now come on mate , we've had this discussion before. It wasn't a gastric balloon, it's was a genuine my little pony space hopper from 1975 ( ride it if you dare edition).
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You need to get some smaller plates mate. All that naked plate around the edge of your food gives me a nervous tick .
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It's a fine sacrifice that you're making for us all sir , thankyou for your service.
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Those slug eyebrows, make even the prettiest of women look mentally unstable.
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Shame on that piece of shit that assaulted the young woman , and shame on the police . Both of them are a disgrace, and should hang their heads in shame. It's something that every one of us is expected to get used to now. This is the way that this country will be . The only positive , is that the young woman seems to be a very smart young person , that won't let that piece of shit bother her too much. It's just a shame she didn't have a male friend or relative handy , that could have taught the piece of shit some manners .
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At least that's something. Let's just hope that they get everything that they deserve.
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Let's hope he gets caught , and see how he likes getting weighed off with a ten stretch.
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That's how Sunday dinner is supposed to be . If you can move again before Monday morning, you've been short changed .
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Your food to plate ratio is world class .
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Savages , just f***ing savages!!!.
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Women and booze mainly
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Dude when that gang of lads said to you want to come back to our van for a few drinks , you should have just said no. Is your bum OK?.
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I'll definitely be giving that a go .
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He's sitting in a rocking chair in the parlour , and wearing his nans clothes
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So is euphemism a polite word for a ladies growler ?. I've never heard one called a euphemism before . I've heard one that echoed like a cave though
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Did they taste as good as they look ?.
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How dare you speak to a lady like that. Is akita a polite word for a ladies growler ?.
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Yep. I'm no conspiracy theorist , but that one made me look twice
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That cup of chips is making me very uncomfortable dido . It's a bit unnatural.
