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  1. mel b
    It's funny you should mention dat bredren.
  2. mel b
    So do you mean that I'm a single black female ?. I thought I might have noticed. On the other hand , I do find myself partial to handbags, shoes , and jerk chicken.
  3. mel b
    If any man has the knowledge that I need , it'll be mitre .
  4. mel b
    I had problems with my feet for years mack . I was 25 years old before I realised that I'd been putting my boots on the wrong feet.
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    Lest we forget

    mel b replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    They haven't forgotten, they just don't care .
  6. mel b
    Did the hospital give him the wrong sized boots , or was it the wrong sized boots that put him in hospital dude ?.. Sounds like you had an absolute nightmare of a day.
  7. mel b
    Would it be awfully common of me to mention a slag hammer ?.
  8. mel b
    You'd just need to roll it in flower so that you could find the damp patch .
  9. mel b

    BBC....

    mel b replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    That's a very polite way of saying they're a right bunch of dirty b*****ds charts .
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    BBC....

    mel b replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    I'm mainly surprised, that people are surprised.
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    Don't blame me mate. It was fd that wanted to take you dogging .
  14. mel b
    Paying ????? His wallet is like one of those Chinese puzzles . Nobody has been able to figure out how to open it since 1964.
  15. mel b
    Ditchman said you're his +1
  16. mel b
    Wasn't there something about mount batten liking young boys ?.
  17. mel b
    Just booked my ticket , apparently the foods great. One reviewer said that it's the best nosh he's ever had .
  18. mel b
    Who you trying to fool ?. You know that you'd love a little nibble on ditches mini sausage .
  19. mel b
    So he likes a cock in a frock from time to time . No judgment here mate. Feckin homo
  20. mel b
    Well f**k me drunk . It's the first time I've heard mention of a liking for ladyboys.
  21. mel b
    That's part of what's going wrong with this country. Everyone can see the problem, but we aren't even allowed to talk about it. It's a shocking state of affairs.
  22. mel b
    It'll be those Jews again mate . They're always trying to murder innocent people for no reason whatsoever. Oh hang on , it must be the Christians on the way to church . They're well known for it . No no , it's dog groomers , it's definitely dog groomers. We all know who did it , and as usual , starmer the fuckwit will be on the news with his usual shite , whilst actively encouraging the beasts that are doing it. It make me want to f***ing puke mate.
  23. mel b
    We can always rely on you to bring poop to the party mate .
  24. mel b
    Behave yourself wilf . She was always a right minger . I wouldn't have taken her home for my jack Russell to f**k
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    I didn't see a poem mate . Just that ginger woman farting on the telly.
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