mel b
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Feck . I started laughing at it , then I thought about it , and I started retching at it
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He's got the makings of a decent salad there
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Don't worry wilf , it was just your inner homo , trying to fight it's way out of the closet .
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Your sympathy for your work colleague, and his obvious pain , is truly heart warming TOMO. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye mate. . You can always rely on your real mates to be complete c**ts . .
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Apparently it's very common wilf . It was a new one on me to be honest mate. I can't see why or how , the people doing this aren't being caught , and getting f****d by the law. Why aren't banks just saying " right , we don't deal with that shop/petrol station any longer" ?.
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A woman I dated for a while , sat on the edge of the bed crying one day ( thats nothing unusual after one of my dire attempts at lovemaking). She said that 8k had just been taken out of her bank account . She called the bank , and within the space of a few minutes , the bank had confirmed that it was a phishing scam , and just put the 8k back into her account. I wash a bit shocked by it all , and for a bank to just hand over 8k like it was 10p , must mean that it's nothing unusual , and happens all the time. My mrs had a few small transactions on her card a few years ago . The money
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I've heard most of those facts on news items and other reliable sources over the last few years , so I'd guess that most of it is true.
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I've a few friends that have sold up and moved away from there lifelong homes , in what used to be respectable areas. I live in the street that I grew up in , and used to know every single person , but I barely know anyone now , and as English is my only language , I can't even communicate with most of them. I can't see that I'll be here too much longer to be honest mack.
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He was definitely stating facts . I don't visit Handsworth very often now , but whenever I do , the only white faces I'll see , are eastern Europeans. Anyone that knows the area , knows that he's telling the truth . It really is a filthy slum , and the government didn't turn it into a slum , the people that live there did it.
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Now come on Keith, we all know that stalking is your thing . It would be rude of me to tread on your toes mate.
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I see that the green eyed monster is with you again.
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Condiments and sauces were designed by scientists and Delia Smith, over thousands of years , to leave crispy chips unharmed, so are therefore most acceptable. Be very careful about mentioning Delia to ditchman though. Shes the lovechild from a brief and frantic sexual encounter , between ditchman and fanny craddock, behind a chip shop in Norfolk , during the VE day celebrations .
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I'm sorry mate but I feel the need to make a formal complaint. Wet food can never ever , under any circumstances whatsoever ( not even if its your birthday, or you only have one plate) , be put on top of chips . It's makes them go sloppy , and turns them into hot potato. It's just plain wrong. Now let's draw a line under this most unfortunate incident, and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
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I can only admire your in depth knowledge on dirty undercrackers. you even know more about them than mchull .
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That sums it all up perfectly .
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That was as funny as f**k , but surely she isn't safe to drive ?. I wonder if Lorraine Kelly really does take it up the arse ?.
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Leave the mods alone and get outdoors?Pics from your walk ?
mel b replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk
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What is it wilf ?. Are they a bunch of lads having a laugh and taking the piss out of themselves, or , do they really think they're as cool as f**k ?. It's a bit like the first time I saw ali g . I didn't realise it was a piss take , and I just thought , what a c**t .
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I'd chew it for you , then feed it to you like a baby bird . Never let it be said that I ever turned my back on a mate in need of help . Edited for clarity . No I won't be tugging you off because your wrist hurts. I fell for that one last time .
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If it's cooked to your taste , then that's all that matters mate. When lins lad was working in one of the London restaurants , they used to a slow cooked belly pork recipe. They would cook it overnight, for 8 or 12 hours I think . I prefer belly pork cooked until it's like scratchings . Most people wouldn't like it so well done , but that's just my preference.
