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mel b

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  1. I'm not into football , but I was watching it on the news the other day , and found it truly shocking.
  2. I bet it didn't stop you smashing it though
  3. He was a good hard working lad . He'd already travelled around the world for six months , before he came to work with me (and he loved oz ). He was my loader for almost ten years . We used to work together, and train together . One day the manager decided to swap our teams around( and the guy they stuck him with is an asshole) , so he just left , and went self employed( he was already a qualified electrician). He worked really hard , and managed to buy three houses . One day he decided to go travelling again , and met his Polish wife in nz. They both got citizenship in Oz, and he sold one
  4. Funnily enough , my mate met a Polish girl in new Zealand, while they were both travelling around the world. They've moved to australia , got married, had a daughter, and set up a business . They're loving life out there. He's done pretty well for himself for a binman.
  5. I actually used to know a couple of older fellas that went out , but came back home. One of them always went back there on holiday , and eventually died out there a couple of years ago.
  6. I just remembered a conversation I had years ago . The guys said that aussies were pretty racist , and that nobody would give him a job. Mind you , he was a bit of a twat , so that might have been the issue.
  7. That's really surprised me AW. I thought Australia were doing a decent job of keeping them out ?. I have a mate that's moved to Oz. I said , I'd heard that Australia was really racist , especially against us English. He said , aussies are f***ing great , and they welcome you with open arms , just as long as you become Australian , and fit in . When Australia and England are playing cricket , you better be cheering for the f***ing aussies.
  8. Thankyou . I knew the answer was in there somewhere .
  9. I'd get a text back saying. " get her to cook your tea , you fat c**t "
  10. A man after my own heart . I'll have them on the phone for hours .
  11. He's too tight to buy something to stick his little pecker in . He'd just pick up a roadkill rabbit or something .
  12. I think my mate bought them all .
  13. Sorry juke . I didn't realise that it was a relationship of the spirit mate , and you hardly look at her big jugs at all .
  14. So you're into fat indian birds with big tits then juke ?. Can't say I blame you mate . I can still remember the Asian babes mags from the 1980s .
  15. You gotta love those classy spoons birds
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