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mel b

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  1. Is that an actual biological female that looks just like a bloke ? , or, is it an actual bloke that's doing a very bad impression of a woman?. The article says woman , and doesn't refer to sex change etc , but that f****r is a bloke all day long.
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    Starmer

    It looks like homosexual strip poker can cause your houses to spontaneously combust . As if a sore arse wasn't bad enough .
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    My question was to scotty , about what will happen when the sky falls in , and the state collapses. No more state handouts for the lazy and feckless because it's all gone.
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    I don't take drugs , and nothing can make me crap myself. I was just curious how the lazy and feckless might survive without free food and shelter. I've got enough stashed to easily see me and my kids through a lifetime , and if I lost it all tomorrow, I've got enough about me to go and get it again , but , the doleys don't know how to go out and get it. Some of them might try to steal it , but they wouldn't stand a chance against proper blokes that were fighting for their home and family.
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    It would certainly be nice to think so mate. Something has just occurred to me. If the state collapses . Who will look after the doleys, and people that are unable to work , and look after themselves. My family all take care of each other , but what about the millions that don't, and the state looks after them ?.
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    So what's happening scotty ?. I haven't got a clue what's going on.
  7. The closest I've been to Mexico is Aberystwyth, and that's more than close enough for me mate . I'm too young and pretty , those f***ing savages would do all sorts to me.
  8. I caught it on a dead roach just dropped down the edge while I was feeder fishing . It just picked the bait up and didn't run. It was like a wet carpet hanging on the end of the line until it popped up and saw the net , then the fun started .
  9. I've had a beer or two in the Angel over the years , and spent a fair few nights fishing in front of it. Had my biggest pike of just over 23lb from there as well.
  10. Mad as a box of frogs.
  11. Well f**k me mc. If you knew anything whatsoever about goat curry, you'd know that it was actually curry goat !!!! . I'll have to start using Google again now instead of you. You've let me down. You've let the whole of the hunting life down. But worst of all. You've let yourself down. .
  12. Well done to all of you arry .
  13. It's absolutely delicious gnash . It's like drinking marzipan . It goes down a treat with a cigar. .
  14. Yep. He never has been , and never will be , of any use in a normal civilised society . The world would just be better if he wasn't here any longer.
  15. Just a couple of dead beat knob ends , that thought it would be cool to actually do something, instead of getting stoned , and eating 20 bags of monster munch. Folks are outraged , but 100 years to grow a tree , is just a tiny blip in time. Yes it'll piss some humans off , but itll make no difference whatsoever to the planet. The earth will keep turning , and fuckwits will carry on doing dopey shit.
  16. They should just knock him on the head, and dump his carcass in landfill. The world would be a much better place without his kind.
  17. I didn't want it to go off in the bottle
  18. I invested heavily in kraken black cherry and vanilla rum , following your advice gnash . So far I've lost four days .
  19. Best of luck Keith, I hope you enjoy your new place mate .
  20. mel b

    ICE BATHS

    It's not the first time someone has said that Keith .
  21. mel b

    ICE BATHS

    When I'm staying at my woodland for a few days , I jump in the stream after I've been grafting all day . The water is straight off the top of the mountain , so is only just above freezing , even in the summer . It feels great when I get out , and the pain stops. I get an instant headache when my balls hit the ice cold water.
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