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  1. mel b
    f**k me , you can't even see our telly for the pile of old pizza boxes in front of it .
  2. mel b
    For fucks sake mac . Now they all know you're a homo mate.
  3. mel b
    She made your cock twitch didn't she wilf ? , and now you're going through the classic denial phase. Just give in to it mate . We've all done it , and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Nobody here will judge you for it .
  4. mel b
    Feckin rude !
  5. mel b
    Look , I've told you. No means no !!!!!.
  6. mel b
    I'm with franks dad mack. It just looks wrong . It's the first thing I've known you eat , that didn't look amazing .
  7. mel b
    Let me just get this straight.. She gives you free drugs. Has sex with you . Then pays you . Have you got her phone number ?. I'm just asking for a mate . Edited to add. This male breast milk stuff . Could I sell it ?. Again , just asking for my other mate with big fat tits , definitely not me , honest .
  8. mel b
    Politics is a f***ing dirty business.
  9. mel b
    Now come on . It's really not fair of you to take your anger out on me. I understand that you're angry about the whole situation, but you just have to face facts mate . Mitre is just more intelligent and witty than you , and that's why all the lads here like him so much .
  10. mel b
    I'm just trying to pour oil on troubled waters mush , before old mitre has to pop over there , and give you a proper spanking .
  11. mel b
    I reckon we need to get you on those HRT patches mush . Or at least put a bell around your neck so that folks can hear you coming .
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    Or.
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    Nothing juicy juke . Just lessons learned at an early age mate.
  16. mel b
    I've eaten enough porridge. I'll just carry on working .
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    Bow Hunting

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    That sounds promising mack. It looks like a proper tidy piece of kit .
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    Hey up

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

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    Bow Hunting

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    Will you be using it for hunting mack , or just targets ?.
  20. mel b
    Fantastic Tomo. Thanks for posting.
  21. mel b

    Lest we forget

    mel b replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    Well done Aled.
  22. mel b
    Her good self has been making pheasant and mushroom pies , and using mushroom soup with the filling. She's been making some damned fine pheasant pasties , and spicey patties as well. If I eat any more pheasant, I'll be growing feathers
  23. mel b
    An old classic .
  24. mel b
    We've been doing similar with pheasant breast , and chucking a tin of chicken soup in at the end . It's fantastic .
  25. mel b
    It's funny you should mention dat bredren.
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