mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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Would it be awfully common of me to mention a slag hammer ?.
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You'd just need to roll it in flower so that you could find the damp patch .
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That's a very polite way of saying they're a right bunch of dirty b*****ds charts .
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I'm mainly surprised, that people are surprised.
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Don't blame me mate. It was fd that wanted to take you dogging .
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Paying ????? His wallet is like one of those Chinese puzzles . Nobody has been able to figure out how to open it since 1964.
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Ditchman said you're his +1
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Wasn't there something about mount batten liking young boys ?.
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Just booked my ticket , apparently the foods great. One reviewer said that it's the best nosh he's ever had .
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Who you trying to fool ?. You know that you'd love a little nibble on ditches mini sausage .
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So he likes a cock in a frock from time to time . No judgment here mate. Feckin homo
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Well f**k me drunk . It's the first time I've heard mention of a liking for ladyboys.
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That's part of what's going wrong with this country. Everyone can see the problem, but we aren't even allowed to talk about it. It's a shocking state of affairs.
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It'll be those Jews again mate . They're always trying to murder innocent people for no reason whatsoever. Oh hang on , it must be the Christians on the way to church . They're well known for it . No no , it's dog groomers , it's definitely dog groomers. We all know who did it , and as usual , starmer the fuckwit will be on the news with his usual shite , whilst actively encouraging the beasts that are doing it. It make me want to f***ing puke mate.
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We can always rely on you to bring poop to the party mate .
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Behave yourself wilf . She was always a right minger . I wouldn't have taken her home for my jack Russell to f**k
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I didn't see a poem mate . Just that ginger woman farting on the telly.
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That's my perfect bread
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Just looked
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I don't know that one mate ?.
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Well don't put your face so close .
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Ditchman still shags em though . The man's a feckin savage .
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I thought a man of the world , such as yourself , would have known all about it mack. All gingers smell of wee . It's gods way of stopping normal people from breeding with them . Gingers can be pretty devious at the best of times , and have been known to dye there hair or wear wigs , but they can never hide the repulsive smell of a ginger . You know when you walk into a room , and your nose tingles , your lips tighten ,and the hairs stand stand up on the back of your neck ?. Well that's your primeval instinct telling you that a ginger is near. .
