mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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I told him you'd go mad when you saw what he'd written about you mate , but he wouldn't listen
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Your mom wouldn't let you get one would she ?.
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I can't believe you've said such things about that kindly old gentleman. Ssshhh, he'll be here in a minute
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He prefers a hamster in his hole mate. He's the original pet shop boy
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Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them . I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper .
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Dirty feckers .
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I think you've nailed it . Well somebody nailed it , that's why we've had the unwanted potting shed pregnancies . Where's mitre when you need a sensible answer .
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Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do . In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it . Just out of curiosity, have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman .
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I always thought it was something to do with cakes . Mitre will be along in a moment to explain it all mate . He's the hunting life expert on sodomy according to ditchman .
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I think seagull came up with a solution to your quandary a couple of months ago mate .
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It's no good trying to back out of it now .
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Sodomy would be my guess mate , f***ing sodomy. I reckon mitre will know mate . He's pretty clued up on this sort of stuff .
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I agree mate. It's shocking what folks get up to in potting sheds .
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That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate. Ditchman would .
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Thankyou for clearing that up mate .
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That's a good reason why people should get re tested. Things change , and you have to change with them , or you become a liability on the road. If I was prime minister, the first thing I'd do , is make every new driver have six months on a moped. Before they got behind the wheel of a car . It would teach people road manners , and respect for other road users , whilst learning how things work. If folks understood how vulnerable pedestrians, and other road users were . They might not drive like complete fuckwits. I'd also make it law that drivers that just stop on a busy h
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I think I might have just wet myself
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Sorry mitre , I think I'm missing something mate. So youre saying that ditchman got the cats mom pregnant in his potting shed ?. He's a f***ing right un he is .
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A much fairer way to do it , and way that might actually improve road safety . Is that everyone should take a re test , every 12 months . One afternoon per year wouldn't be an issue for anyone that's a decent driver.
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f**k me scotty
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I bet it's that f***ing ditchman again .
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Her mother went off roaming into other people's gardens, and came back pregnant ????. Does that happen very often over your way mate ?.
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That's a bit harsh mack. They can't help being negro kids.
