mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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I have a very similar story , but it involved an old phone that I thought I'd wiped . Note to self , burn your old phones .
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I'd love it mack . The only thing is living in the middle of nowhere as you get older.
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A piece of land like that , would be a dream come true mack .
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Stop trying to beaver shame me . Liking a bit of beaver from time to time , is perfectly normal.
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It's just the job for when anyone pops up and wants to stay
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I reckon he's smashed his way through a faggot or two in his time mate.
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I've installed a guest suite in mine today . It was crippling dragging it uphill and over a stone wall.
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That'll work .
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I've often heard it said that ditchman is fond of a generous portion of meat . Mainly pork sword if the rumours are correct mate .
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You're grafting well mate .
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Oh yes. Outdoor food is the best .
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You've done the right thing stav. Hopefully it'll help the lad to find some sort of closure, and make peace with himself , and with his family. In defence of his family . It might just be too painful for them to talk about. Life can be f***ing heartbreaking at times mate.
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It all depends if you're a puncher or a laugher. I've had folks raving at me like that when I've been on a door . I've started off being very professional, and ended up laughing so hard that I'm bent double blowing snot bubbles out of my nose .
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It's a mystery mate .
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For an old deviant, you aren't too shabby on the frying pan mate .
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He used to be fine with olives , until that fatefull evening , whilst in a drunken haze , he got olives and plums mixed up , and ended up with two pound of plums stuck up his bum. The doctors said that he'd make a full recovery , but I'm starting to think that ptsd might be an issue .
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Hang on a minute mate , you'll have to catch me up . So round your way , you put cheese up your bum ??? .
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Can you just imagine when his friends and family see the video . Mind you , an eejit like that probably thinks he's a bad mother f****r , and as cool as f**k .
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I wonder if you can hire him for party's What an absolute f***ing spanner. The only folks that tantrum ever worked with is his mommy and daddy
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I'm glad to see that your bum is on the mend now mate . I'll have a word with anne to be a bit more careful next time. Have you considered a smaller strap on ?. That donkey destroyer 3000 did look a bit much for a gentleman of your advancing years .
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Well it's a bit of a story to be honest. We all know that he likes to do a bit of dogging at the weekends. Well he met up with anne Widdecombe on one of his dogging adventures , and they've started a torrid and sexually depraved love affair. They both love a bit of pegging , and anne got a bit rough with the strap on , and poor old ditchie is suffering from a torn sphincter, and a badly bruised kidney at the moment. I'll be sure to mention that you've asked after him mate .
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I know him mate. He's over on pigeonwatch , and doing very well.
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Very sad news mate.
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It's just all a matter of timing mush .
