mel b
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Just looked
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I don't know that one mate ?.
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Well don't put your face so close .
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Ditchman still shags em though . The man's a feckin savage .
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I thought a man of the world , such as yourself , would have known all about it mack. All gingers smell of wee . It's gods way of stopping normal people from breeding with them . Gingers can be pretty devious at the best of times , and have been known to dye there hair or wear wigs , but they can never hide the repulsive smell of a ginger . You know when you walk into a room , and your nose tingles , your lips tighten ,and the hairs stand stand up on the back of your neck ?. Well that's your primeval instinct telling you that a ginger is near. .
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Well now I'm disappointed. I've just had a look at house prices in jaywick , and they're all worth more than my place . I'm not even rich enough to move to jaywick .
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You don't live near ditchman do you , because he uses the same excuse. " they're supposed to look like that , honest " .
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I dunno fd , she'd still smell of ginger , even in the dark . I think it's an evolutionary thing , so that blind people don't shag them by mistake .
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could you just imagine sucking those f***ing trotters . I've done some nasty shit in my time mate , but we've all got a line that we would never cross.
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I don't blame them. I would have been f***ing ashamed if they were my parents.
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Well , after due consideration , after all said and done , after much soul searching , after lessons being learned, after doing a full risk assessment, and after doing due diligence. I've come to conclusion, that even ditchman wouldn't stick his little peanut in that f***ing monstrosity.
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You should have been there mate , to bring a little bit of class to the whole sordid affair . Get your best wellies on , and comb your hair , put your best teeth in , and have at em .
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Snap. No more 4am starts , or working in the pissing rain. It would be like heaven mate. It'll feel like strangeways to him though .
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I dunno wilf . Sandringham is a bit of a come down for him. The whole lot must be a right sickener for him. Hes been kicked off his high perch because of the commoners .
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I can't afford to get past the pay wall, so I'm a peasant .
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I bet he's really wishing he'd kept his dick in his pants now
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Yeah but can you just imagine how gutted the bell end must be feeling
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If this is all as it seems , I truly hope that it brings about the collapse of the government.
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Have you got any more details francie ?. It's the first I've heard of it mate.
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No mate , that's seagull.
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Geese are great.
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