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  1. mel b
    Or crafty butcher .
  2. mel b
    Be a waste not to mate. Might make a nice hand warmer on these cold winter mornings. Certainly be a change from warming my hands in a freshly gutted rabbit.
  3. mel b
    f**k that. If I've gone to all the trouble of getting close enough to touch the sausage, then I'm f***ing well touching it .
  4. mel b
    That's top grub mack . I could just sit there and graze all day .
  5. mel b
    I've got to be honest Mack , it's not every bloke that gets to see Eva Brauns undercrackers .
  6. mel b
    It had to be done .
  7. mel b
    What did they smell like ?
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  9. mel b
    I could just eat my way through that lot right now mack .
  10. mel b
    I've acquired a few more cigars.
  11. mel b
    That's odd , I like lime pickle . I like peaches , but can't stand peach flavoured things , I'm the same with , bananas , water melon , and a few other things.
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  13. mel b
    Looks spot on mate. What did it taste like ?. I'm not a fan of mango.
  14. mel b
    Yeah , and you do it on your next door neighbours lawn , and blame the labrador from two doors up .
  15. mel b
    I eat oranges out there , therfore, it's a feckin orangery . That's the law , and anyone that doesn't agree is a homo .
  16. mel b
    How feckin dare you !!!. It's not a veranda , it's a orangery .
  17. mel b
    Can you try to level those sausages up a bit next time please . You're careless presentation is making my ocd twitch . And leave to bedroom window open tonight or you'll suffocate yourself with all those sprouts .
  18. mel b
    They certainly take Halloween quite seriously over there mack .
  19. mel b
    I could lift those weights a piece of piss . I'd have to do them one at a time though
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  21. mel b
    That looks like a right good feed.
  22. mel b
    I've tried to send a pm mush , but your inbox must be full mate .
  23. mel b
    You dangle your maggot well sir .
  24. mel b
    You still would though you old shagger you
  25. mel b
    Now that's flash .
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