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  1. mel b
    Pheasant , chorizo , and cheese, sausage rolls. Breast meat from half a dozen pheasants, two horseshoes of spicy chorizo , a big onion , salt and pepper. Chop them up, and mince them all together. Wrap a piece of mature cheddar with the mince , then wrap it in flakey pastry, and chuck them in the oven. I must say , they taste great , and theirs enough mince left over , to make burgers rolled in kibbled onion. They're proper blokes sausage rolls , as thick as your wrist , stuffed with meat and cheese , and cooked until you can taste the pastry.
  2. mel b
    No , but you've just ruined my hamster story .
  3. mel b
    I was going to tell a dwarf story , but I'm too polite .
  4. mel b
    He so wants to be a bad boy . I cringe at some of the shite he does.
  5. mel b
    You're so f***ing jealous of my orangery and fine art collection
  6. mel b
    Yes , that's what they all say
  7. mel b
    I know who he is now mack . I actually watched that film a few weeks ago . It's odd because I can't usually stand anything with Danny dyer , because he's a complete knob.
  8. mel b
    It'll be that well known 1950s gay icon , that macks been stalking for weeks .
  9. mel b
    I see you're roughing it as usual mack . Who's Geoff bell ?.
  10. mel b
    That looks proper tasty
  11. mel b
    Please excuse my culinary faux pas . I just got so excited, I almost shat my pants .
  12. mel b
    f**k me that gives me a hard on
  13. mel b
    I never considered the teeth situation. You could just suck it until it went soft
  14. mel b
    I reckon thick crusty bread , with best butter , would have the edge .
  15. mel b

    Mushroom

    mel b replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    I've heard that they've found the body of a male with a really tiny cock , I know ditchmans OK because he posted earlier , so I'm getting really worried about mushroom .
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    Krakow

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    As new Polish step mums go ,she's none too shabby
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    Krakow

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    That's his own sex mask that he's taken with him .
  18. mel b

    Tattoo

    mel b replied to lanesra's topic in General Talk

    I'm not ashamed to say , that this post brought a tear to my eye. Thankyou for posting it mate .
  19. mel b

    Starmer

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    You weren't just going to get bummed , you were gonna get gang bummed . Ditchman has been going there for years . His club moto is " suck it till it hurts ".
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    Starmer

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    You damned near got bummed mack .
  21. mel b
    Show off . I'll just stick to my polystyrene from the chippy .
  22. mel b
    You made up for it with the crockery though mate . Ya flash xxxx
  23. mel b
    It's macks fault , he can push the alka seltzer up there . Plink plink splat
  24. mel b
    He'll reply in a minute , he's just busy choosing a pin for the voodoo doll .
  25. mel b
    But would you still put it in your mouth ???.
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