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mel b

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  1. Good God man. You left all that to spend a few hours with a rag tag bunch of old poachers and nere do Wells . You could have given me a shout to take your place , then again , I'd have to fight ditchman for the spot . Have a great time tomorrow mate .
  2. What the feck Arry ???. You left before that lamb was ready ???. You've let me down , you've let all the hunting life greedy feckers down , but most of all , you've let yourself down .
  3. Oh they'll talk about it , They'll talk about it plenty , but they'll do f**k all about it , because they can't do anything about it , without facing hard facts.
  4. Just good common sense really . The man could be a woman , that's being a man , that's been fertilised by a man that's being a woman . It's all perfectly natural.
  5. mel b

    London

    The best advice I can give you about London, is go somewhere else mate .
  6. See , now that's why you're the king of the cooking section
  7. I reckon it could be a real thing mate, and these things are somehow in your DNA.
  8. That's exactly how I feel. Walking into old monasteries always makes me feel the same. I always sort of freeze for a second , as everything seems so familiar. They often have a tape playing , and it's like I've heard the sounds before. My late wife always said that I'd been a monk in a previous life . Not the religious pious type of monk , but the type of monk that ate whole roast chickens , and drank gallons of mead .
  9. Haunting. It sounds like it could be 500 years old.
  10. The Sickening truth dido. What the f**k has happened to this country ?.
  11. mel b

    Olympics

    She'd be no good for me wilf . I only get the fat ones that can't run away
  12. People would actually start talking to other people again . It would be proper face to face conversations, just like the olden days
  13. Let's be honest. Everyone knows that he didn't really mean it. He was just being a perfect example of a typical political slimy gobshite , that's trying to ingratiate himself with the locals , to ensure his future place at the trough . He doesn't believe in anything but greed.
  14. The best bacon and egg sandwiches I've ever had, we're cooked at first light , on a cold river bank.
  15. Thankyou for the explanation scotty.
  16. What makes you think that scotty ?. I just couldn't see how that could ever happen .
  17. Two of the best posts I've ever read .
  18. It's a shame that it didn't turn out nice . It sounds like a nice piece of fish.
  19. Don't mention the o word , I think he's a bit pre menstrual at the moment, and he'll be out throwing rocks at his local paper shop .
  20. What fish did you use ?. I love fish , but I'm not always keen on fish " in things ".
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