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  1. mel b
    Make it smell like bubblegum
  2. mel b
    My dick or that cat ?.
  3. mel b
    It reminds me of that time I shaved my dick to make it look bigger
  4. mel b
    I always lick my finger , I'm very considerate like that me
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    The place where I buy pheasant feed sells kerosene , so I'll probably grab five gallons when I'm getting a few bags of wheat. It'll probably last me a year .
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    I'll get the funnel, I suppose it's my turn to give you your andrews enema again .
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    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    Unfortunately, I don't have one of those . My mrs does though , its me . She never has to pay for a feckin thing
  8. mel b
    Don't feckin do it !!! , the asda deli counter staff , have only just got the shit off the wales from his last dirty protest . It took that poor woman days to get it out of her hair
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    Feck me , I couldn't even afford to wash up at a place like that .
  10. mel b
    The farmer will be getting cockburn . Leo will mostly be getting arseburn
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    That looks absolutely spot on . You'll be giving Arry a run for his money .
  12. mel b
    More than anything , this was just a test. This heater is from my wife's workshop . It's 8kw, and it's probably four or five years old . I bought her a new one for her workshop ( only £79.00), and I had this one to play around with . Now that I've tested it , I know that I'll only need a single 110ah battery, and a cheap 100w solar panel , to give me all the electricity/heating that I'll need. Once this heater gives up the ghost . I'll probably replace it with a cheap 2kw heater .
  13. mel b
    Kerosene might be the way forward then .
  14. mel b
    I'm not honestly sure Walt. I know that they'll run on kerosene. I'll most probably run it on red diesel . On a low setting I think they use about 0.1l per hour , so cost isn't really an issue .
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    Quick update. Who's f***ing stupid idea was it to put a diesel heater in a tiny caravan?. I'm sitting here in my pants with all the windows open . Got my hands on a diesel heater yesterday . It only took half an hour to fit , and works extremely well . It appears to use very little battery power and diesel , and although it's a bit too warm on its lowest setting at the moment, I reckon it'll be perfect when the winter temperatures arrive. Thankyou for all the advice gents .
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    Curry goat is my favourite curry . My daughter makes it for me in batches .
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    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    That's just f***ing Sickening dido.
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    Which side are they supporting dido ?. I might just be having a thick moment, but it doesn't seem clear.
  20. mel b
    You is a bad man ditchman
  21. mel b
    It's actually something that my shooting mate (paddy) made up . We used to take the piss out of our other shooting mate , and say he's got a tiny cock called a femmipenis .
  22. mel b
    Put me down for one mack
  23. mel b
    It's a femmipenis .
  24. mel b
    I really like the look of that Greg
  25. mel b
    To be honest mack , I reckon I could cope with living in the middle of nowhere, but I don't think my mrs would be too happy. On the other hand , I'd put off buying woodland for a few years , because I didn't think she'd like it ,but she loves it even more than I do.
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