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  1. mel b
    You're winning at life mate . I'm very envious .
  2. mel b
    Good God man. You left all that to spend a few hours with a rag tag bunch of old poachers and nere do Wells . You could have given me a shout to take your place , then again , I'd have to fight ditchman for the spot . Have a great time tomorrow mate .
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    What the feck Arry ???. You left before that lamb was ready ???. You've let me down , you've let all the hunting life greedy feckers down , but most of all , you've let yourself down .
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    Oh they'll talk about it , They'll talk about it plenty , but they'll do f**k all about it , because they can't do anything about it , without facing hard facts.
  6. mel b
    Just good common sense really . The man could be a woman , that's being a man , that's been fertilised by a man that's being a woman . It's all perfectly natural.
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    London

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    The best advice I can give you about London, is go somewhere else mate .
  8. mel b
    See , now that's why you're the king of the cooking section
  9. mel b
    I reckon it could be a real thing mate, and these things are somehow in your DNA.
  10. mel b
    That's exactly how I feel. Walking into old monasteries always makes me feel the same. I always sort of freeze for a second , as everything seems so familiar. They often have a tape playing , and it's like I've heard the sounds before. My late wife always said that I'd been a monk in a previous life . Not the religious pious type of monk , but the type of monk that ate whole roast chickens , and drank gallons of mead .
  11. mel b
    Haunting. It sounds like it could be 500 years old.
  12. mel b
    The Sickening truth dido. What the f**k has happened to this country ?.
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    Olympics

    mel b replied to Bakerboy's topic in General Talk

    She'd be no good for me wilf . I only get the fat ones that can't run away
  14. mel b
    That looks spot on
  15. mel b
    People would actually start talking to other people again . It would be proper face to face conversations, just like the olden days
  16. mel b
    Let's be honest. Everyone knows that he didn't really mean it. He was just being a perfect example of a typical political slimy gobshite , that's trying to ingratiate himself with the locals , to ensure his future place at the trough . He doesn't believe in anything but greed.
  17. mel b
    The best bacon and egg sandwiches I've ever had, we're cooked at first light , on a cold river bank.
  18. mel b
    Thankyou for the explanation scotty.
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    What makes you think that scotty ?. I just couldn't see how that could ever happen .
  20. mel b
    That sounds spot on .
  21. mel b
    Two of the best posts I've ever read .
  22. mel b
    It's a shame that it didn't turn out nice . It sounds like a nice piece of fish.
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    Olympics

    mel b replied to Bakerboy's topic in General Talk

  25. mel b
    Don't mention the o word , I think he's a bit pre menstrual at the moment, and he'll be out throwing rocks at his local paper shop .
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