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mel b

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  1. How did I miss this , you old pet shop boy .
  2. Feckin gobsmacked ! . Just what the feck ?.
  3. they're cracking little things . Mine seemed to think that it was one of the kids . It's funny really . I'd happily go to a farm and shoot 100s of , rooks , crows , pigeons etc , but if I found one with a broken wing , I'd bring it home , and look after it until it could fly away again. I must have shot many thousands of rabbits over the years , but , if I run one over with the car , I feel like the world's biggest b*****d, and it bothers me all day .
  4. f**k em. I'm a wood slag , I'll do anything for a log . I've also got about a ton of new 18mm plywood to burn . It breaks my heart to burn it , but you can only find so many DIY projects to use it on .
  5. That's the thing that a lot of teachers didn't understand. Attacking a child with a stick or their fists , just because they were angry, isn't corporal punishment, its child abuse . Getting back to the original post . My mate always loved coming to family BBQs here , because his daughter said we had more animals than the animal man . We had , a jackdaw , snakes , tarantulas , ferrets , dogs , fish , rats , hamsters , and they could all be handled ( yes , even most of the fish).
  6. My story is pretty similar to be honest. It left me with a deep mistrust of most people in authority, and an instinct to attack anyone that threatened me or mine in any way . It took me a long time to lose that instinct to go on the attack if I felt threatened. It also took a lot of , love , understanding, and tolerance, from those close to me. Lots of people say that school days were the happiest of their lives . Well I'm 55years old now , and I'd still rather work 12 hours a day , than go back to school .
  7. Fantastic job , and belated happy birthday .
  8. Don't worry dude , your girlfriends sister is just jealous , because she wants a new dress , and probably your dick too .
  9. I've got to be honest , on the face of it , he doesn't seem to have done anything that breaks the law . It's looking very much like a press witch hunt , aided by attention seeking women . I'm sure that the police will be taking a very close look at all the evidence, and if he has broken the law , they'll be all over him. Having said all that . I really don't like him ( and never have) , and I've always had him in the Jimmy Saville box . But again , you can't prosecute a man for being a horrible creepy twat.
  10. That poor bloke was in enough trouble , without you sticking a finger up his arse so that he let's go of the gate
  11. Yeah yeah waffle waffle. Have you knobbed her yet , and was she worth minimum wage ?.
  12. It wasn't mine , mine would taste of stallion .
  13. I'd give my left knacker for a plate full of those kebabs .
  14. I've been on a special diet for nearly a month now , and I look at this thread ten times a day , with tears in my eyes , and my bottom lip quivering .
  15. We could see it from the black country in the west Midlands , it only looked like it was a couple of miles away.
  16. Spot on . It must be an almost impossible thing to do. I'd just tell everyone that my Mrs was driving , then every bloke would just nod sympathetically .
  17. mel b

    Tidy out

    She's probably somebody's great grandmother by now .
  18. Of all the places my brother might turn up , THL would be the very last . It's hard to believe that we grew up in the same home , with the same parents. I took him for a walked up day on the pheasants once . He turned up dressed like uncle Buck , and thought that we drove around and shot them from the car . We'd walked about 400yards in the snow before he started moaning , and said " well this is a bit shit " .
  19. That's it mack , he's happy , so that's all that matters . I still think he's crazy though . He left his wife that is ,younger than him , highly intelligent, speaks several different languages fluently , plays the piano , and has the body of a page three model. He just can't sit still.
  20. He's loving it . He thinks it's great . I told him that he needs to be very careful, because as soon as the money stops , he's surplus to requirements , and they'll just Bury him in the jungle .
  21. It's in the jungle on an island , and everyone there is dirt poor . My sister has been out to stay with him for a month . She said the the builders ( they call them carpenters )earn about five dollars a day , and the labourers about half of that. My brother pays for food every day for them , and beer every night , so I'm guessing that they'll drag it out for years .
  22. Most prisoners that escape , make a run for home . The police know that they just have to sit and wait.
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