mel b
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Tell you what mack , you get through some decent looking grub ?.
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Now that's a breakfast ???
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Yep, I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth ?.
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I've done worse ???
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You could be the new Gordon Ramsey ?.
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You can have the rustler burgers , I've got the bum thing covered ?.
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Rustler burgers , can't be classed as burgers , or even food. We had a young couple living next door . When they split up , he announced to the whole street that he was leaving , because he was fed up with her demands to put his tongue in her bum hole every time they had sex , and that all she ever cooked was rustler burgers ???.
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That steak looks bang on ?. I cured my wife of the overcooked steak habit , by saying that she has to start paying for the steaks , then if they're overcooked and get thrown away , at least it's not my money that's going in the bin . It was an instant cure , I just had to sleep with one eye open for a few weeks ?.
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Being a grandad is the best job in the world ?.
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Iirc from my time in the motor trade . The early minis used to produce about 15 bhp ?.
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Happy new year .
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My life experience tells me that a fat ugly normal woman , makes you much happier than a stunning lunatic ?.
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Ah , you need to exercise. That'll be why I've never heard of it ?.
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That looks like damned fine cheesecake ?.
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That's cooking lager ?.
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Happy Christmas everyone ?.
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Surely things can't keep going like this . Its just complete insanity.
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What did it taste like?.
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I'll be up at 4am . I'll wait as long as I can ( probably 4.30am) , then I'll get the kids up and tell them that santa has been , this'll piss them off as they're 27 and 29, and don't live at home ?. I'll sing Christmas songs and drink baileys until breakfast time at 8am ish(smoked salmon and scrambled eggs) . The kids will arrive at 9am with my young grandson , then we'll all sing happy birthday to my Lad ( no he's not Jesus, but he thinks he can walk on water) . He'll spend an hour opening his birthday presents, then we'll all open our Christmas presents. At midday , the father in law a
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You're one dangerous mofo ??.
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Yep it's a necessary evil . I'm lucky , my good lady does the shopping , and I just have to finance the operation. My Christmas shopping involves getting everyone a new torch , because Christmas is just xxxx if you don't get a new torch ?.
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I like the look of that one as well ?. I like burgers , but , they have to be top quality , I can't be doing with burger van , or , mcdonalds type cack.
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I'd rather go to the dentist than go Christmas shopping ?.
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That burger looks the business ?.
