mel b
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They'll have belonged to my great great great great grandfather. I come from a very long line of ginger smugglers and hamster breeders . The ginger would make its way from the Norfolk broads , to Tipton, via the canal network. Once it reached Tipton, teams of ginger workers would use lathes to turn ginger plugs of all sizes . Most of the ginger plugs were taken back to Norfolk for resale , but Wales also had a lively ginger Market. On a more serious note. I bought my good lady a metal detector a couple of years ago , but she still hasn't gotten around to using it.
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I wonder if any metal detectorist ever found your nipple ring that you lost while you were out dogging that time in 1974 ?.
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Bang on the money ?.
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It's feet are backwards ?. Who would breed dogs like that ?.
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It just got dumped at my fox bait station with the others . With hindsight, I wish I'd had it done. I've just remembered that I shot a woodie that looked chequered last year as well , but I can't find a pic on my phone.
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I had this one last year . I've seen quite a few white woodpigeons over this way , and I see quite a few white magpies in the area that I work. I've just remembered that I shot a white fallow buck last year as well.
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In my quiet moments, when I sit and ponder things . Things like this make me realise, that the human race as we know it , is coming to an end .
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Tell you what mack , you get through some decent looking grub ?.
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Now that's a breakfast ???
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Yep, I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth ?.
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I've done worse ???
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You could be the new Gordon Ramsey ?.
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You can have the rustler burgers , I've got the bum thing covered ?.
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Rustler burgers , can't be classed as burgers , or even food. We had a young couple living next door . When they split up , he announced to the whole street that he was leaving , because he was fed up with her demands to put his tongue in her bum hole every time they had sex , and that all she ever cooked was rustler burgers ???.
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That steak looks bang on ?. I cured my wife of the overcooked steak habit , by saying that she has to start paying for the steaks , then if they're overcooked and get thrown away , at least it's not my money that's going in the bin . It was an instant cure , I just had to sleep with one eye open for a few weeks ?.
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Being a grandad is the best job in the world ?.
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Iirc from my time in the motor trade . The early minis used to produce about 15 bhp ?.
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Happy new year .
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My life experience tells me that a fat ugly normal woman , makes you much happier than a stunning lunatic ?.
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Ah , you need to exercise. That'll be why I've never heard of it ?.
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That looks like damned fine cheesecake ?.
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That's cooking lager ?.
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Happy Christmas everyone ?.
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Surely things can't keep going like this . Its just complete insanity.
