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mel b

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  1. I've got to be honest Mack , it's not every bloke that gets to see Eva Brauns undercrackers .
  2. What did they smell like ?
  3. I could just eat my way through that lot right now mack .
  4. I've acquired a few more cigars.
  5. That's odd , I like lime pickle . I like peaches , but can't stand peach flavoured things , I'm the same with , bananas , water melon , and a few other things.
  6. Looks spot on mate. What did it taste like ?. I'm not a fan of mango.
  7. Yeah , and you do it on your next door neighbours lawn , and blame the labrador from two doors up .
  8. I eat oranges out there , therfore, it's a feckin orangery . That's the law , and anyone that doesn't agree is a homo .
  9. How feckin dare you !!!. It's not a veranda , it's a orangery .
  10. Can you try to level those sausages up a bit next time please . You're careless presentation is making my ocd twitch . And leave to bedroom window open tonight or you'll suffocate yourself with all those sprouts .
  11. They certainly take Halloween quite seriously over there mack .
  12. I could lift those weights a piece of piss . I'd have to do them one at a time though
  13. I've tried to send a pm mush , but your inbox must be full mate .
  14. You dangle your maggot well sir .
  15. You still would though you old shagger you
  16. That's two very sad endings to two very cool sounding lives. My brother has recently had a house built out there . It took forever to build , and cost way more than was expected. My brother and myself are polar opposites in most ways . He's travelled the world, and I've been to the isle of Wight . He's got a young local girlfriend, but I'm guessing he's fed up of his new house and girlfriend, and that's why he's back here for a few weeks . He can't stay still for long.
  17. Those gurkha sampler packs would be a good place to start mush . Each pack has different cigars inside , and are made in different places. I'm still at the " I love them all" stage , of my relationship with cigars.
  18. That would be outstanding mush , thankyou very much indeed mate. Your efforts are very much appreciated . I love Cuban cigars , but I'm also starting to look at other half decent cigars . I used to smoke Cubans years ago , but it's only been very recently that I've started having the odd cigar again . I was only ever interested in how they tasted before , but now I've started taking a bit more notice of the backstory . Until recently I didn't even know that cigar tobacco was seasoned for years.
  19. I like the sound of that charts. I could be a right flash xxxx with my name on my cigars .
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