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  1. mel b
    I have no idea what most of that is mack , but it looks feckin delicious .
  2. mel b
    I used to walk up the wrekin in Telford four or five nights per week , and each weekend I'd walk , scaffel Pyke, snowdon , or Ben nevis . I did that on top of walking around 15 miles a day at work( im a binman). I decided one day to try carrying a bit of weight in a rucksack , in preparation for the three peaks challenge. I put either a 5kg or 10kg in my rucksack. I could hardly notice it to begin with , but by the time I'd walked to the top of the wrekin , it felt like a was carrying a feckin donkey .
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    Walking up and down hill is a completely different ball game . When I first started to train for the three peaks challenge , I could do 15 miles on the flat , with very little trouble , but when I tried going uphill , I was good for about 200 yards . As long as you can walk well enough on the flat , just a bit of uphill walking/training will soon see you fit enough to walk Ben nevis. Try walking up and down the stairs in your house for 20 minutes every other day. You'll soon build your leg muscles up.
  4. mel b
    Spot on advice . I've done it a few times . You need a decent level of fitness , but it's a nice walk.
  5. mel b
    Needs more olives 🫒
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    Did you get a phone number ?. Just asking for a mate .
  8. mel b
    My old fella was put onto his old age pension early . He was just over 60 when he was made redundant ( for about the fifth time in his life). He went to sign on , to be told that he would be put straight onto his pension , when he questioned it , he was told quite bluntly that no employer would give a job to a, diabetic , 60 year old , ex steel worker. He wasn't ready to retire , so he asked for some sort of training , and he did a 12 months training course to become a upholsterer , Then took his pension , and spent the next few years making furniture for friends and family.
  9. mel b
    Funnily enough , my old man always called them penguins . Not to their face though , I reckon he was as scared of them as I was
  10. mel b
    I can tell you that at 56 yrs old , they still frighten the shit out of me. As a child , I spent a fair bit of time at my aunts house in Cornwall. Their was a convent just down the road , and you would see the nuns glide past her front window . They didn't walk , they didn't speak , they would just stare forward and glide. They still freak me out .
  11. mel b
    That's some fantastic looking grub mack . I'm not too sure about the carrot butter though .
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  13. mel b
    I know one short fat predator that will be waiting for them in Wales
  14. mel b
    That's why you have the complexion of a 30yr old mate . Keep on muffin
  15. mel b
    I'll have you know that " ditchman " , the well known 1940s porn star , has eaten a hundred miles of minge in his time.
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    Oasis

    mel b replied to Blackmag's topic in General Talk

  17. mel b
    For the sake of security , and the preservation of fine art antiquities, little donkey has been sent to the luvre. He can be viewed in the religious artifacts section , right between the 1940s porn magazine collection, and the medieval merkins.
  18. mel b
    Now come on mate , we've had this discussion before. It wasn't a gastric balloon, it's was a genuine my little pony space hopper from 1975 ( ride it if you dare edition).
  19. mel b
    You need to get some smaller plates mate. All that naked plate around the edge of your food gives me a nervous tick .
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    Oasis

    mel b replied to Blackmag's topic in General Talk

  21. mel b
    It's a fine sacrifice that you're making for us all sir , thankyou for your service.
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    Dumb B1tch

    mel b replied to mushroom's topic in General Talk

    Those slug eyebrows, make even the prettiest of women look mentally unstable.
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  24. mel b
    Shame on that piece of shit that assaulted the young woman , and shame on the police . Both of them are a disgrace, and should hang their heads in shame. It's something that every one of us is expected to get used to now. This is the way that this country will be . The only positive , is that the young woman seems to be a very smart young person , that won't let that piece of shit bother her too much. It's just a shame she didn't have a male friend or relative handy , that could have taught the piece of shit some manners .
  25. mel b
    At least that's something. Let's just hope that they get everything that they deserve.
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