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mel b

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  1. Look at that food to plate ratio in that last pic . The way that the roaster is cheekily stroking the edge of the plate , saying " i could fall off if i wanted to ". It's pure food porn
  2. Don't mither yourself over it mate . I've seen enough of your posts and pictures , to know that you've already won at life .
  3. That's a really strange mix of folk mack. I wonder what it is that draws them together?. I wonder if it's some kind of empathy , as they both see themselves as marginalised people ?.
  4. Well as long as he doesn't get more than six inches wedged in there , it's perfectly legal , and he's good to go
  5. Nothing wrong with that mush. Fair play to him . As long as it doesn't go more than half way in , I doesn't count
  6. That's a bit homophonic mc. I thought a man of experience such as yourself might have tried it .
  7. Chris kaba got his justice . He got exactly what he deserved . Tell you what mack , when you look at a set of pics like that , it's obvious to see that quite a few people on a march like that , have mental health problems. Years ago , I was working the door on a gay bar in Birmingham . It always surprised me how many people turned up that appeared to have mental health issues . I think it was just that the gay community were more accepting of the difference. None of the above is meant as a criticism, it's purely an observation.
  8. The perils of the demon drink
  9. It looks pretty disturbed/disturbing.
  10. Is that you stood behind me mack , admiring my pert buttocks ?.
  11. I'd gladly put aside all of my racial prejudice, whilst I ragged that around the bedroom for a couple of hours
  12. It was me. Mel b , sweaty spice
  13. And an erection from looking at you in that t shirt .
  14. That's just the type of stock that he came from . It was going to end one of two ways , prison , or a bullet , it just happened to be a coppers bullet. You could have written his story before it happened.
  15. He played the " f**k around and find out" game , and came second.
  16. mel b

    Krakow

    You wouldn't have a phone number would you ?. Just asking for a mate .
  17. Make it smell like bubblegum
  18. My dick or that cat ?.
  19. It reminds me of that time I shaved my dick to make it look bigger
  20. I always lick my finger , I'm very considerate like that me
  21. The place where I buy pheasant feed sells kerosene , so I'll probably grab five gallons when I'm getting a few bags of wheat. It'll probably last me a year .
  22. I'll get the funnel, I suppose it's my turn to give you your andrews enema again .
  23. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those . My mrs does though , its me . She never has to pay for a feckin thing
  24. Don't feckin do it !!! , the asda deli counter staff , have only just got the shit off the wales from his last dirty protest . It took that poor woman days to get it out of her hair
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