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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Scumbags!

    They're filth , just pure filth .
  2. He deserves every minute of it, and with a bit of luck , the filthy child killer will never be a free man ever again.
  3. That's exactly what any decent mate would do ????
  4. You eat some cracking grub Arry ?.
  5. Definitely a squatter ?
  6. It's just a shame that they couldn't have walked him out of the court , and hung him on the spot . It was reported on the news that the cowardly piece of shite was crying when he got the guilty verdict . Here's a tip for the cowardly piece of filth . If you can't do your bird , then don't kill innocent children !.
  7. Liver and kidneys , with mushrooms fried in garlic butter , on wholemeal toast . From a deer that I shot yesterday.
  8. That looks like a really tidy feed ?.
  9. mel b

    BST

    Sorted ?.
  10. My Mrs had to stop selling abroad ( never had a problem with Ireland though). Customers would pay via PayPal, then either say that they hadn't received the goods(that had been signed for ) , or just claim that we'd scammed their PayPal account. PayPal would just refund them no questions asked . Sometimes they'd just go to their bank , and their bank would just snatch the money back from PayPal. Sometimes the scammers would say that they hadn't received the goods , so we'd send replacements , and then they go to PayPal or their bank. The best advice that PayPal or eBay could give , was
  11. Is this true ? , or just some made up Facebook type story ?.
  12. This is a question that I've been asking myself for the last couple of years , and I suspect, the lid is about to blow. I don't know what will spark it , but it seems like the world is on the edge .
  13. That's how a plate should look mate ?.
  14. I dumped it in my fox bait station ☹. With hindsight I wish I'd taken it to a taxidermist.
  15. mel b

    Weed ;)

    I don't know what that means either ?.
  16. mel b

    Weed ;)

    I've never been into weed , but I'm finding this thread really interesting ( even though I don't understand half of it).
  17. Something like this will be the catalyst that starts a very dark time in British history.
  18. It's a ladies front bottom. I'm far too polite to say fanny ?.
  19. No sir , you have an English man keeping the supply lines open . The cucumber issue is all down to Johnny foreigner.
  20. We're far too British for any cucumber in the clakka jokes ?.
  21. It's a bit like that time when we had bread shortages , so I had to have toast instead.
  22. This cucumber issue is no laughing matter . Have you even stopped for one moment to consider just what tragedies will befall the country if we have no cucumbers ?. Oh hang on , feck all , that's what'll happen , a big fat feck all. ?
  23. They'll have belonged to my great great great great grandfather. I come from a very long line of ginger smugglers and hamster breeders . The ginger would make its way from the Norfolk broads , to Tipton, via the canal network. Once it reached Tipton, teams of ginger workers would use lathes to turn ginger plugs of all sizes . Most of the ginger plugs were taken back to Norfolk for resale , but Wales also had a lively ginger Market. On a more serious note. I bought my good lady a metal detector a couple of years ago , but she still hasn't gotten around to using it.
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