mel b
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Stop trying to kink shame me , it's just good clean fun .
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I have two real chocolate binges per year. I eat so much at Easter, that I can't stomach it again until Christmas, then I eat so much at Christmas, that I can't stomach it again until Easter .
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I would have been on my hands and knees hours ago if I did that. I've never been able to function without breakfast, even if it's just a mouthful of food. I can't do sweet stuff though. Lots of lads at work will eat chocolate bars all morning, but I can't stomach chocolate until lunchtime.
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How are you finding going without breakfast mack ?. If I go without breakfast , I just crash , and feel absolutely awful all day.
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How feckin dare you . Mackem was one of the hardest working male escorts , that the world has ever seen . I'll admit , his knees are shagged , he has no tonsils left , and his bum hole is like a wizards sleeve , but he made a lot of old men very happy , and he has a fantastic pension . Sorry mack. Ditchman made me do it .
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I must be honest , I am rather partial to a stuffed olive or two.
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You just had to go and mention the feckin olives didn't you .
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That one could have got really serious, really quickly juke .
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I can chuckle about it now , but it was one of the scariest moments of my life. I could hear my pulse racing in my ears . The aliens thing was pretty scary as well . I shoot a paddock that had a small hill , riddled with rabbit holes . I used to love laying on top of the hill on a warm evening , and shooting rabbits as they came out to feed. I'd take a shot , then lay my head down and have a sleep , until more rabbits popped out. I'd been laying out one warm summer Saturday night. It was about two am , and I'd got a few rabbits to find , so I thought I'd pick them up , and call
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A couple of years ago , a mate and myself were out looking for foxes( on Halloween), at a wildlife centre / petting zoo , type place. This place had a woodland walk , along a valley floor . We'd walked about half a mile , stopping every few yards to have a look with the thermal . As we approached a blind bend in the path , the most blood curdling screaming and howling , blasted into my ear from the blackness , from about three feet away . I almost shat my feckin undercrackers !. When I finally got the torch out of my pocket , I saw the speaker thing strapped to a tree , that had a sen
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Oh if only I had the money , I would most definitely be a man of taste mack . I think that I could slip seamlessly into a millionaire lifestyle. You should take arry with you on your trip . You'd be too fat to walk , but the food would be fantastic .
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Legal ???, another five years and it'll be feckin compulsory .
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That's more like it mack .
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That sounds spot on .
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That's a pretty plain lunch by your standards mack . Are you on a diet ?.
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How did it taste ?.
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Well done that man . Its shows that his motivation isn't greed . His motivation is the betterment of the people , that he serves , and represents in Parliament.
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That made me smile . I can just see starmer ,with tears in his eyes , and tripping over his bottom lip .
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That looks spot on chief , arrys concoction looks proper belting as well.
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Wash your mouth out . When Google doesn't know the answer to something, it's asks mc hull .
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Now come on dd . You know full well that the obligatory clipboard that they all carry , gives them far more knowledge than the bloke that's been working on the tools every day for the last 30 years .
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How very dare you be so bang on the money. They won't thank you for it y'know .
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I reckon you just found your customer mush .
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Come on dude , even you can't ask that question .
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I'm drooling mate. I haven't got that much of a sweet tooth , but your cake is ticking all the boxes for me .
