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  1. mel b
    I could just eat my way through that lot right now mack .
  2. mel b
    I've acquired a few more cigars.
  3. mel b
    That's odd , I like lime pickle . I like peaches , but can't stand peach flavoured things , I'm the same with , bananas , water melon , and a few other things.
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  5. mel b
    Looks spot on mate. What did it taste like ?. I'm not a fan of mango.
  6. mel b
    Yeah , and you do it on your next door neighbours lawn , and blame the labrador from two doors up .
  7. mel b
    I eat oranges out there , therfore, it's a feckin orangery . That's the law , and anyone that doesn't agree is a homo .
  8. mel b
    How feckin dare you !!!. It's not a veranda , it's a orangery .
  9. mel b
    Can you try to level those sausages up a bit next time please . You're careless presentation is making my ocd twitch . And leave to bedroom window open tonight or you'll suffocate yourself with all those sprouts .
  10. mel b
    They certainly take Halloween quite seriously over there mack .
  11. mel b
    I could lift those weights a piece of piss . I'd have to do them one at a time though
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  13. mel b
    That looks like a right good feed.
  14. mel b
    I've tried to send a pm mush , but your inbox must be full mate .
  15. mel b
    You dangle your maggot well sir .
  16. mel b
    You still would though you old shagger you
  17. mel b
    Now that's flash .
  18. mel b
    That's two very sad endings to two very cool sounding lives. My brother has recently had a house built out there . It took forever to build , and cost way more than was expected. My brother and myself are polar opposites in most ways . He's travelled the world, and I've been to the isle of Wight . He's got a young local girlfriend, but I'm guessing he's fed up of his new house and girlfriend, and that's why he's back here for a few weeks . He can't stay still for long.
  19. mel b
    Those gurkha sampler packs would be a good place to start mush . Each pack has different cigars inside , and are made in different places. I'm still at the " I love them all" stage , of my relationship with cigars.
  20. mel b
    That would be outstanding mush , thankyou very much indeed mate. Your efforts are very much appreciated . I love Cuban cigars , but I'm also starting to look at other half decent cigars . I used to smoke Cubans years ago , but it's only been very recently that I've started having the odd cigar again . I was only ever interested in how they tasted before , but now I've started taking a bit more notice of the backstory . Until recently I didn't even know that cigar tobacco was seasoned for years.
  21. mel b
    I like the sound of that charts. I could be a right flash xxxx with my name on my cigars .
  22. mel b
    I'll ask him when I see him over the next few days mack . I know it's in the arse end of nowhere. To see a doctor , you have to go on a two hour boat ride to the next island , and when he comes home , he has to get a small boat to an island , then a bigger boat to a bigger island , then a small plane to somewhere else , before he can get on a big plane to somewhere civilised.
  23. mel b
    I very much like the look of those charts , and it just so happens that my brother is living in the Philippines . He's back over here for a few weeks at the moment, so I'd better get my order in before he goes back
  24. mel b
    A burger and a cigar . What could be better . It looks like that's the answer then. I'll just see if I can get them posted here , and pay the duty when hmrc write to me .
  25. mel b

    Octopus

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    What does sentient taste like ?.
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