mel b
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I've been a binman for 24 years . I can give you two pieces of advice that will solve your bin man issues instantly. 1. Put the correct waste , in the correct bin . 2. Don't be a knob to your binmen. If you stick to those unbelievably simple bits of advice , all of your waste issues will instantly melt away . On a serious note . If you mix the wrong waste , you contaminate it . They can't take contaminated waste , it's as simple as that . These rules will be getting even stricter for all of us in the very near future. Also. Shouting at binmen really doesn
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Merry Christmas you filthy animals .
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I like to use the homer Simpson defense. " I dunno , it was like that when I got here ".
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The health and safety fanny's will piss their panties
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They'd be right , you're a proper bunch of feckin old rogues . Whoever was pretending to be gnasher , is still on there as maxhardcore I think.
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Did you get any pics mack ?. Just asking for a mate
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I'll sell my children before I'll sacrifice mchull
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Feck that lot looks good .
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I've been doing that one for years . I tell them I'm laying in the bath touching myself , and all kinds of rubbish .
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I think thl went down because mchull went on holiday, and the Internet couldn't operate without him
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It's OK for you lot , I got so feckin lonely. I nearly had to speak to my mrs.
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Well I didn't waste my time.
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A quick update to this one . I got home from work last Friday, and the first dentist had sent a cheque for a full refund .
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Just watched deadpool and wolverine. It was a cracking watch .
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I probably will to be honest . I want to walk away , because i know it's just more trouble than it's worth , but the b*****d in me won't let it lie.
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It's not like me , but I was just going to write it off . It's like talking to simpletons . The woman on the desk , is either a fantastic blagger, or a complete feckin retard . When they told me that I didn't have an appointment, I showed her the texts , and explained that I'd spoken to her 30 minutes previously , and she denied all knowledge of the texts and calls , despite me showing her my phone. She was feckin amazing .
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I've been out of the loop with dentists, and hadn't been for 14 years . My last visit before that was 18 years. I give dentist a wide birth , because anaesthetic doesn't work very well on me , so it's never a pleasant experience. I had a filling break just over three months ago . My mrs got me an appointment, but that was a month away . The dentists sent me a text reminder , and called me every week to check that I was still going . They called me on the morning of the appointment to check again , then called me half an hour before the appointment, and cancelled it !. I rebooked ano
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We've spent the weekend in a caravan in the woodland. Not my brightest decision.
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I've just spent five minutes reading this thread , and thinking about my scars , and how I earned them. It's made me realise that I'm f***ing lucky to have made it to 56years old. Edited to add. Thank f**k my kids aren't as stupid as I am.
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That's not a plump guinea pig , it's a border terrier
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He's definitely got the look of a pet shop boy about him .
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Yep, that's ditchman .
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Ditchman didn't own the place did he
