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mel b

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  1. I like to use the homer Simpson defense. " I dunno , it was like that when I got here ".
  2. The health and safety fanny's will piss their panties
  3. They'd be right , you're a proper bunch of feckin old rogues . Whoever was pretending to be gnasher , is still on there as maxhardcore I think.
  4. Did you get any pics mack ?. Just asking for a mate
  5. I'll sell my children before I'll sacrifice mchull
  6. Feck that lot looks good .
  7. I've been doing that one for years . I tell them I'm laying in the bath touching myself , and all kinds of rubbish .
  8. I think thl went down because mchull went on holiday, and the Internet couldn't operate without him
  9. It's OK for you lot , I got so feckin lonely. I nearly had to speak to my mrs.
  10. Well I didn't waste my time.
  11. A quick update to this one . I got home from work last Friday, and the first dentist had sent a cheque for a full refund .
  12. Just watched deadpool and wolverine. It was a cracking watch .
  13. I probably will to be honest . I want to walk away , because i know it's just more trouble than it's worth , but the b*****d in me won't let it lie.
  14. It's not like me , but I was just going to write it off . It's like talking to simpletons . The woman on the desk , is either a fantastic blagger, or a complete feckin retard . When they told me that I didn't have an appointment, I showed her the texts , and explained that I'd spoken to her 30 minutes previously , and she denied all knowledge of the texts and calls , despite me showing her my phone. She was feckin amazing .
  15. I've been out of the loop with dentists, and hadn't been for 14 years . My last visit before that was 18 years. I give dentist a wide birth , because anaesthetic doesn't work very well on me , so it's never a pleasant experience. I had a filling break just over three months ago . My mrs got me an appointment, but that was a month away . The dentists sent me a text reminder , and called me every week to check that I was still going . They called me on the morning of the appointment to check again , then called me half an hour before the appointment, and cancelled it !. I rebooked ano
  16. We've spent the weekend in a caravan in the woodland. Not my brightest decision.
  17. I've just spent five minutes reading this thread , and thinking about my scars , and how I earned them. It's made me realise that I'm f***ing lucky to have made it to 56years old. Edited to add. Thank f**k my kids aren't as stupid as I am.
  18. That's not a plump guinea pig , it's a border terrier
  19. He's definitely got the look of a pet shop boy about him .
  20. Ditchman didn't own the place did he
  21. No olives ???? . You should have stormed out of the dive mack
  22. Feck me you're a flash c**t . That grub looks spot on mack .
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