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mel b

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  1. Corrugated metal sheets aren't too expensive. I did my caravan roof with green ones. Iirc I paid £20 each , for 10' x 3'7" sheets . The box profile sheets were much cheaper.
  2. It would be nice to think that she handed it back for the right reasons, but we all know that she didn't. I doubt it , but we can only hope that her and her cronies , get to stand in front of a jury in the future , and see real justice done.
  3. That sounds like some of the women from the dating sites . Not the sweaty left knacker though .
  4. Each to their own , but It's just something that personally I wouldn't do . I wouldn't mess around with a married woman, anymore than I'd mess around behind my wife's back. Now an older woman , is a fine thing indeed .
  5. You've always got a stiffy you old stallion. Rumour has it that brutt33 was made from your sweat , as you've been making women swoon since 1972 , and that Engelbert Humperdink built himself in your image .
  6. I used to treat my cock like I'd just found it in a dustbin , and having fun with single women is one thing , but doing the same with married women is a whole different ball of wax.
  7. That's also very true . At the time I was on the dating sites , I was probably pretty broken myself. Life had given me a bit of a kicking.
  8. Spot on . I could never see what women find so attractive about doormen , I just took full advantage of the situation. Funny really , because I worked the doors when I was younger , and I never took any notice of the attention that you get. The only time I really noticed it , was when I worked at gay bars , I really didn't like that sort of attention at all . Apparently I'm a bear .
  9. I was happily married for years , life was fantastic , and I never ever glanced at other women . It was only sometime after I'd lost my wife , and wound my mate up on a dating site , that I sort of fell into it , but feck me , once the Cork had popped , that was it , that genie was never going back in the bottle . To be honest , being married to someone you care about is much more satisfying all round. It's easy for me to say that though , because both of my marriages have been very happy . I work with married guys that haven't had sex for years , and don't even like their wives. I cert
  10. I threw my leg across them all except one ( she was rough as all hell , and had only been out of prison for a week ). I may have missed the ride of my life , but she was a step too far , even for someone with my notoriously low standards . I worked my way through , smooch , plenty of fish , and match .com .( match .com was far better quality). I came to the conclusion that it was better to hate myself for doing it , than look back and regret not doing it . You know those 18yr olds you turned down when you were 18yrs old , then as a 40year old you look back and realise that she wa
  11. It was all sort of accidental really. I'd been with my late wife since we were kids , we were very happily married, and I didn't have the slightest interest in other women. One day , myself and a shooting mate , joined a dating site , as a woman ( a really stunning nurse ), to wind up another shooting mate , that was already on the dating site. We arranged to meet him ( as the nurse), but me and my mate were sitting there with big grins . Anyway. Following all the attention I'd had as a stunning nurse . I thought I'd join as a bloke . It came as a bit of a s
  12. Lot to be said for using casual staff
  13. It wasn't my proudest moment, I must admit🫣
  14. If she had a shred of integrity, she'd hand it back straight away. Hopefully it'll get ripped from her gnarled grasp .
  15. Get well soon bud , and happy birthday. I love brown stew . My daughter often makes it , and always sends me some over.
  16. Now there's another story. A year or so after the good lady and myself had got married. My lads phone packed up . My Mrs said " ill just give him that old one in the drawer " . She walked into the living room , handed me the phone (with a rather angry look on her face), and said " youll need to delete your fecking filth off the phone" !. I thought I'd deleted everything off this phone , but when I looked , it was full of pics of a much younger , and indecently fit ex girlfriend , and we were doing just about everything you've ever seen in a porn film , or imagined in your mind.
  17. This thread has made me remember the ring collectors that I've known . The first one is a bloke I work with . He has about a dozen engagement rings in his bedside drawer . All of them came from argos , and the only one that cost more than £25.00 , is the one that his girlfriend lent him £600 to buy . He spent £60.00 on her ring , and blew the rest in the pub. The second one , was a woman that I met through a dating site , when I was going through my slag phase. This woman was completely nuts , and I met her with the full knowledge that she was bat crap crazy ,BUT , she was absolutely
  18. That's exactly the same thing that I said to my daughters boyfriend when I first met him . When she first brought him to the house , she said please be dressed dad , as years before she'd brought a boyfriend home , and I was sat at the kitchen table , wearing my pants , with blood up my arms , cleaning a gun or sharpening a knife (too long ago to remember now). The main thing that I remember about her previous boyfriend, was that he was never really very comfortable around me , and I always had the feeling that he'd bolt like a rabbit if I moved too quickly . I can't really rememb
  19. I paid about £200 each for our wedding rings , and about £300 for her engagement ring , that was 11years ago. It was a registry office wedding , with just our kids , parents , and brothers and sisters , then we all went to a nearby posh foody pub for a Meal( the pub had put up ballons and banners etc that we didnt expect) . The honeymoon was two nights in a b+b in Rhyl. She made her own wedding dress , and I got married in a suit from asda, that had a posh waistcoat , and silk tie , that she also made. We dropped everyone else we know a text afterwards , to let them know that we'd got m
  20. Tell you what Keith. I read your post on here , and how positive you keep yourself, and I reckon you're one of the toughest blokes I've ever come across . Absolute respect sir . I wish you all the best for a full and speedy recovery .
  21. Good if you're a fox , not so good if you're a choir boy
  22. The sympathy on here is enough to bring a tear to your eye
  23. Have none of them at the top in business got any kind of scruples ?. Most of them seem to be morally bankrupt, with no sense of right and wrong. Those people at the top of the post office shite pile , cost innocent people their lives . How can they live with themselves?.
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