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    Me waiting for my mate to pick me up to go ratting.
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    CVD

    mel b replied to king's topic in General Talk

    43 pages and you're all still fat c**ts .
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    This is my hope . It's a sorry state of affairs , when the only hope that we can see for our country , is the leader of another country thousands of miles away.
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    That would be a sight to see
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    Yep , I've seen them plenty of times from half a mile away , but when that big grey shape comes hurtling towards you under the water , and you can hear that fin cutting through the surface , it's enough to make you shit your pants . I would imagine hooking a tuna from a kayak would be a bit interesting . A big mackerel was enough for me .
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    CVD

    mel b replied to king's topic in General Talk

    f**k me , I've lost three stone reading this thread
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    I think that would feel amazing and frightening at the same time. Years ago I was sitting sitting sidewards on my kayak , with my feet dangling in the sea , while I was fishing in cardigan bay . A grey fin passed by me and I almost shit myself . It was just the local dolphins , but in that split second , the whole jaws film flashed through my brain .
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    Spot on. I would have taken it back , and demanded the rest of the pie .it would have taken a dozen mounties to drag me out of there .
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    Now that's impressive. I'd shit myself dropping anything that big.
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    He'll just tell the whole of Canada that they've been doing it wrong , and he's had to come back to the motherland to put them right .
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    See, now if anything was ever going to make me get a passport, get on a plane , and fly half way around the world . It would be the blatant misrepresentation of that pie . I'm taking mchull with me , so we'll probably walk there .
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    Next time you go in there mack , can you have a word with them about that pie please . Tell them if a pie doesn't have a base , then it's not a pie , it's just a stew with a lid on .
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    You slumming it this week mack ?.
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    Council Tax

    mel b replied to TRUEBRIT66's topic in General Talk

    Sorry dude. Only just seen this. I'll make sure you bin gets emptied in a few weeks when I get back from Barbados
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    That's a truly wonderful thing to see mack . Well done to Donald trump , and those brave and hard working snatch squads , and congratulations to all of the decent and honest American people . They've just got someone that is on their side . My God I wish we could get a decent and honest government in this country , that cared about us.
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    I got the message last time , to stay in doors , as the storm was a risk to life . Funny really , because I never got a message from my gaffers telling me not to come to f***ing work .
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    That's exactly what any normal person would see ,but the knicker wetters are getting their panties in a right bunch over it . It's pure father Ted .
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    For someone that's made so much money , he's one real dumb f**k.
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    These women will be role models to young females everywhere. What the f**k is happening to the world?.
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