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mel b

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  1. It was lovely . It was the only perk of having a mate that worked as a fishmonger . He'd turn up with huge fresh salmon, or catering sized buckets of scallops and King prawns .
  2. I used to poach , wood smoked haddock , eggs, and large scallops in milk , then make a smokey cheese sauce with the milk . I can only afford the poached eggs these days .
  3. That's oap bingo for you .
  4. He always was a flash xxxx
  5. I reckon it would fold in half if I got my fat ass in it . I've seen them before to be honest , and I remember that they're supposed to be pretty good .
  6. That thing looks more dangerous than the IBC
  7. It'll taste like a well hung pheasant .
  8. Ask him to take a video . You'll be half way to an eel pie .
  9. Xxxx mink , I'm going the full otter .
  10. I think you'll find that a hamster up the bum is very filling . It certainly put me off my tea .
  11. I'm with you , I'd give it a crack .
  12. You seem to know a lot about bones in throats
  13. I remember it being a bit bland , and sort of like whiting in texture , but it's been over 40 years since I ate it. I'll have a go at eating most things , but I don't think I'd fancy it these days.
  14. I've eaten pike several times , that was prepared and cooked by my friends wife . She'd fillet it , then remove those horrible little bones , then slice it and deep fry it in batter . It was equal to any chip shop cod. I've also eaten plenty of eels , and my share of barbel when I was younger I used to bring home perch for another friends wife , but I've never eaten it , and I used to bring back pike up to 3lb , and eels , for another neighbour. My mom used to like grayling , but I can't remember how she used to cook it.
  15. That's a fantastic looking piece of kit , and I'd love to have a go in it , just as long as we stuck to the 6ft rule .
  16. I'd be that pilot . I'd love a go in a helicopter, as long as I'd didn't go any higher than about 6ft . It's funny really because I've happily driven a car at 150mph , and probably ridden a bike even faster , but you'd never get me in a plane , or submarine.
  17. Playing with those things can only end one way . Theirs a small airport close to one of my pigeon shooting permissions, and they regularly fly over the top of me. They make me shudder.
  18. If I was going up in a kite with a lawn mower engine , I'd need a nappy , not a big coat .
  19. This . Not many of us would turn our backs on someone in genuine need , no matter what language they speak , or the colour of their skin. BUT. We don't need any more somali pirates , Albanian gangsters , or , murdering rapists from the rest of the world. The government ( of every colour) , will do its best to take every penny that you ever earn. I don't mind paying my taxes , and I'd even be quite happy to pay a little bit more , but I massively resent the way that my hard earned money is wasted by every government.
  20. I'll second that . It takes a thoroughbred asshole to do something like that.
  21. That was a very dignified response by his mom .
  22. What a shameful thing to do .
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