mel b
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Funnily enough , my mate met a Polish girl in new Zealand, while they were both travelling around the world. They've moved to australia , got married, had a daughter, and set up a business . They're loving life out there. He's done pretty well for himself for a binman.
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I actually used to know a couple of older fellas that went out , but came back home. One of them always went back there on holiday , and eventually died out there a couple of years ago.
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I just remembered a conversation I had years ago . The guys said that aussies were pretty racist , and that nobody would give him a job. Mind you , he was a bit of a twat , so that might have been the issue.
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That's really surprised me AW. I thought Australia were doing a decent job of keeping them out ?. I have a mate that's moved to Oz. I said , I'd heard that Australia was really racist , especially against us English. He said , aussies are f***ing great , and they welcome you with open arms , just as long as you become Australian , and fit in . When Australia and England are playing cricket , you better be cheering for the f***ing aussies.
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Thankyou . I knew the answer was in there somewhere .
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I'd get a text back saying. " get her to cook your tea , you fat c**t "
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A man after my own heart . I'll have them on the phone for hours .
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He's too tight to buy something to stick his little pecker in . He'd just pick up a roadkill rabbit or something .
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I think my mate bought them all .
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It's a tidy gash .
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Sorry juke . I didn't realise that it was a relationship of the spirit mate , and you hardly look at her big jugs at all .
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So you're into fat indian birds with big tits then juke ?. Can't say I blame you mate . I can still remember the Asian babes mags from the 1980s .
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You gotta love those classy spoons birds
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That's one of those things that looks really simple , and really really tasty .
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Don't worry Keith, we're all right behind you , and praying for the good lord to take you now mate .
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I'm not honestly sure mush, but I think the bumper harvest has been down to the dry summer. I tend to just look out of the window for my weather reports . And so far, it's been 100% correct .
