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  1. mel b
    f**k me mack. He'll be earning his corn today . We used to work in it in the old days , before it was wheelie bins. Do those lads earn decent money out there ?.
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    If sir cliff really does peg out tomorrow, the whole world will blame ditchy
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    I'd love to pay tribute, with a few suitability sombre words mate , but I'm pissing myself laughing .
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    Where's the rest of it ?. See that egg , it's not the yolk that's runny , it's egg tears. It's crying because it's lonely mate.
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    How the f**k do you manage that stav ?. I wish I could get my mrs to get off her ass and go to work and the gym .
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    That's a blast from the past mate .
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    She drove at him with her car juke , and she got shot because of that . All the other political stuff surrounding it is completely irrelevant mate.
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    That's a party right there mate .
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    Would you prefer the blonde or the brunette mate ?.
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    Exactly this. She played the " f**k around and find out" game , and came in second. She was a fool , and now she's a dead fool . The irresponsible idiot has left behind an orphaned child , because she was just stupid and arrogant.
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    He does like his nipples does our mitre.
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    That sounds fantastic mate .
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    Just the job when you're feeling a bit ropey mate .
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    Job offer

    mel b replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    Tell them I'll take the job , but I'm not paying them more than a hundred quid a week for it.
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    You'd be like a magnet to them mate .
  20. mel b
    That was a cracking watch tomo , thanks for posting mate.
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    What else would you use if you want to do a proper job ?.
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    What is the best stuff mate ?.
  23. mel b
    I was fine with you rubbing baby oil all over his arse , and fondling his genitals , but the French kissing made me a bit uncomfortable mate .
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    I'm more disturbed by it than aroused by it to be honest mate .
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    That's some vivid imagination you got going on there mitre .
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