mel b
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How many people would you guesstimate attended today mack ?.
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That's not me mack , I don't wear a watch .
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Read the thread dude. Ain't f**k all lazy about me.
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Now that's my sort of grub mack.
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I can't now . I'm in f***ing Wales eating my tea , but with the very generous offer of assistance from flattop. You can rest assured that I'll be at the next one. The thought of being surrounded by thousands of other people is the last thing I'd fancy doing to be honest mack. I just feel like I should be there to be counted.
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You really over estimate my knowledge of public transport mack . My mrs was laughing at me . She asked me how I'd get to work on the bus . I was vaguely aware of the bus stops at the end of my street , but that's where my knowledge ended. Give me a postcode and address , and I can take you anywhere in the country by , car , lorry , motorbike. But I've never had to do public transport. You could give me an os map , and I could find a spot on a remote hillside in the arse end of nowhere , but give me one of those GPS gadgets , and I couldn't get you past the end of my f***ing st
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I wish I'd seen this post when you posted it . I could have driven down to your place in the morning, and I could have tagged along. Can we make it a date for the next one ?.
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I never normally get envious about anything at all , but I'm envious of your travelling abilities today mack .
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That's what I had in my head to start with to be honest , then the more I thought about it , and spoke about it with my mrs and my lad , the more I realised that I couldn't even get myself to the nearest town centre on a bus . I'd even thought about travelling down tonight , and just sleeping rough , until it was pointed out to me that I'd get f***ing eaten alive by the natives. I only ever remember going on a train once (twice if you count the return journey). We got a tram from near to my house , and I was lost for the rest of the journey to London and back, on trains , tubes , and buse
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I've heard that some tubes and some trains are on strike , but I haven't got the foggiest idea which ones.
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The top and bottom of it , is that I have pretty much zero knowledge of public transport. That's why I was asking if I could tag along with someone else. I know that sounds daft, but that's the bare bones of it. I should have been trying to get things sorted earlier.
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I'm desperate to go , but it doesn't look like I'll be able to get there this time.
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Got my Halloween costume ready
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Just steer clear of him , you can always say sorry later if he turns out to be an innocent man. I have a very bitter experience, with someone that I considered a very good friend , that turned out to be a nonce. When I found out what he'd been up to , I would have been more than happy for someone to drown the c**t in a bucket. Even his poor Mrs got dragged into it at first , and she was completely innocent.
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Really ?. I had you down as a chess master , but I mainly thought that you were a Russian spy .
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I'm the least likely football lad in the whole world. I had no intention going down for a ruck , I just wanted to stand up and be counted. I was looking at the best way to travel last night , and the surest way of getting there and back , was a 6 hour night journey on a coach , but I've just had a conversation with my lad , and he said , for fucks sake don't get on one of those coaches , because he sees them leaving for London, and they're filled with the other lot. It would be a bit of an uncomfortable six hours , me with a st George's cross draped over my shoulders , and
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I'm reckoning it's not going to be a cheap day whatever happens.
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So always having my own transport , and never having to use public transport , somehow makes me retarded ?. Are you some sort of communist that would have everyone peddling around on bikes ?.
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I wouldn't have the foggiest idea , it's public transport, and I know nothing whatsoever about it .
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Woooaaahhh Have you seen Clarksons farm , where kaleb went to London? . Well he knows way more than I do . If it was possible to drive and park there , I'd have no problem. Public transport is my problem. I've only ever used it a couple of times in my life . I went on the tube once , with a guide.
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And that's the answer , it really is as simple as that .
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I'm from the black country , my accent is even worse than a brummie . I've even booked next Monday off work, just incase I get locked up , or get f***ing lost .
