mel b
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That's exactly what I tell myself every day , as I'm throwing my work clothes in the washing machine because they stink of shit .
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You can bet your life on ethnic minorities making a mess mate. They live very differently to the rest of us.
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I'm a binman tomo. Back in the old days , when it was bin bags , you could have a week off at Christmas, and take two weeks worth of bags the following week , but now that it's wheelie bins , you can't do it. Once the bin is full , it's full , so it has to be done the same week .
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You're just jealous because I look so elegant whilst I'm doing it .
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That looks fantastic mack . I'd love to have that freedom of choice , and for Christmas to feel like Christmas again. We get Christmas day and boxing day off. But we have to work two Saturdays to make up for it( so we actually have no time off) . Management have already started with veiled threats for anyone that doesn't turn up to do the overtime.
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Aaaaahhhh, so you feck olives ?????. Suddenly it all becomes clear mate . That peanut sized todger of yours must come in really handy mate .
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Looks like you might be right scotty . Just seen a bit about it on the news.
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Not quite anything. He won't eat Norfolk beaver
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That's the dogs bollocks .
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I just asked a bus driver about it scotty , he then asked his manager , then the manager asked his manager . None of them know anything about having to wear masks mate , although , the driver did say that a mask is always a good idea , because buses are fully of dirty smelly c**ts , that probably have everything.
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One of our teachers(georgie holland), would give you fag's to smoke in his class ,,as long as you sat quietly , and didn't disturb him while he read his paper . It's no f***ing wonder I'm thick and ended up being a binman
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How feckin dare you . It's melvyn .
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We've watched that over the last few nights. It was a good watch.
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Come on mate , don't be shy. You've humped that ginger plenty of times .
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That's not too bad really dai , folks get bumped off for it in your village .
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Things were very different back in the day mate . Can you imagine a teacher hitting a kid with a cane now
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I'd bet my left bollock that nobody would accept any kind of lockdown if they weren't getting paid scotty. Hopefully it's just a normal flu season, that's just a bit busier than normal.
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I think that's just the way that the winter flu bug has always happened scotty . It sort of works its way around the globe over a matter of months. By the time it's ended , next years has started , and it goes around again. I remember seeing it on the tv years ago.
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Best Practices for Using a Deer Shot Placement Simulator?
mel b replied to amadolabonte's topic in General Talk
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I don't know much about it , but it's probably because the weather has been so damp and mild ( relatively). Perfect breeding conditions for the flu. Especially with kids , they're proper snot magnets at the best of times. Mind you , schools close for no reason at all these days. My school never closed for a single day when I was there . If the heating broke , they'd let you keep your coat on in lessons .
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I just can't see that many folks would go along with it this time scotty . To be honest , I can't really see that the government would be daft enough to try it again . Paying people to stay at home didn't exactly work out great last time mate . I was f***ing gutted last time , I would have loved to have been payed to stay at home.
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I'm somewhat of an authority on anti social personality disorders myself mate . In fact , anyone on here that's seen one of wilfs posts is pretty much an expert .
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That sounds like one of my family weddings mack
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f**k me mitre . That phycology degree wasn't wasted after all mate .
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Isn't that just standard winter flu stuff scotty ?. I've seen on the news that hospitals are flat out because of fle cases , but that's pretty normal at this time of year .
