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mel b

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  1. It's what every good mate would do . It's his duty .
  2. I slept under coats and army blankets until I left school and moved out . It seems like a very long time ago now. My kids can't comprehend that I lived in a house with only one coal fire , and windows that used to freeze on the inside . They've got no concept of the gas being cut off because the bill wasn't paid , and living on cold food. It's character building .
  3. Ditchman would do that for a bite of your pork pie .
  4. What was so special about it , to justify that price tag mack ?.
  5. Be careful mack. I reckon being on a bed like that would get you dry bummed .
  6. mel b

    Covid..

    I haven't even seen anything about flu on the news this year to be honest scotty.
  7. mel b

    Covid..

    Who's told us to wear masks scotty ?. It's the first I've heard about it mate.
  8. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I reckon it happened to the bloke sitting next to you , and you missed out .
  9. mel b

    Pet hates.

    That wasn't spittle .
  10. I've just noticed that it looks suspiciously like Adolf Hitler
  11. Well f**k me. I hadnt spotted that.
  12. This . I honestly believe it's coming. I don't know when , and I don't know what will trigger it , but sure as eggs is eggs , it'll happen , and it'll be f***ing ugly.
  13. Is that wholemeal bread dc ?.
  14. It's a little known fact , that rusty Lee is Megan markles mom .
  15. That's a bit working class for you isn't it mack ?.
  16. mel b

    How ?

    Mchull trained him .
  17. I totally agree. I reckon when he goes burgling, he goes through the nicker drawers first .
  18. He's definitely enjoying the dirty talk .
  19. mel b

    Covid..

    I can't see anybody rising scotty . Folks will just shrug and carry on as normal. I certainly will.
  20. Yes but they have Allah looking after them , so they're good to go .
  21. mel b

    Covid..

    I can't really see lockdown ever happening again after the last load of old bollocks scotty.
  22. Top marks to the Donald. That's exactly what any great leader should be saying .
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