mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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Sickening ! , truly f***ing Sickening !.
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I just get them up to speed for your strenuous demands .
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f**k off , if theirs a pie riding on it , I'm FD
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You just have a perverted mind. You have an even more perverted mind for knowing what it's really called
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The piece of shit knows only too well what people would like to see him do , but he'd never have the balls , or the integrity , to do it.
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As has already been said. He's just a nasty little f***ing shitweasel !.
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They look well tasty
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Oh yes .
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I agree . It sounds like things are being deliberately held back.
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It's heartbreaking. I cannot even begin to comprehend how the families of his poor victims will be feeling , or how they can ever carry on with any kind of normal life in the future. They have my most sincere and heartfelt sympathy. I truly hope that their is a hell , and that the evil monstrosity that did this , burns for eternity.
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I'm with shaaark. Those carrots look fantastic . I reckon you should have wrapped the apple sauce in flaky pastry, and had it for your pudding .
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You're just a lightweight. You could do with taking a leaf out of the baberboy cook book . Just a momentary lapse , that can be easily forgiven sir .
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I'll agree that the red sauce wasn't the finest choice , but , it's two meals on one plate , so that trumps everything else .
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Oh well done sir . Your food to plate ratio is probably the most perfect that I have ever seen . It's Olympic gold .
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My fine art of course
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Envy is just so ugly . If you eat an olive , I'll let you stroke it
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It's a f***ing duck Eagle, and it puts the Elgin marbles to shame. You just don't appreciate fine art when you see it.
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How feckin dare you insult the pride of my fine art collection. Little donkeys beauty is rivaled only by the mona Lisa.
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It's big errol , Leroy was was last week
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For the tenth time , it's not a porch , it's a f***ing orangery
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Twas a great loss to the carriage driving world sir . They would have got to see what gentleman of such breeding could do with a handful of osses .
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Spot on sir . My good lady has often opened the front door , and greeted me with a breathless " f**k me ".
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I've never heard of donner kebab pies , but I really really really want one .
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Sir. A man of such sartorial elegance , would surely win a gold medal , just by sending them this fine portrait .
