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    That's not a raccoon mack , that's ditchman getting his own back
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    You're living the dream right there brother
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    Wait until after I've eaten my tea
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    Come on then , let's have the gruesome details
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    Me and mchull will kick the arse out of it before lunchtime
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    I'm not sure if last orders can technically be classed as a deadline
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    See , the British empire wasn't built with that attitude, was it ?.
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    My mate has a similar story about an ex girlfriend , only it involved a pound of plums
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    If it's the same reason that you still can't ride a bike , it's probably better if you don't tell anybody mate
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    Yeah yeah. You'll be doing the olive dance on Christmas morning, when you open the jumbo olive hamper that macks sending you
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    And the olive dance was born .
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    I thought you just chucked them all in a jar and waited for a couple of months.
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    Jesus wept . That's expensive. My lad makes pickled onions and pickled eggs with peppers . They're spot on as well .
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    I bet he almost shat his undercrackers when he saw that pic
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    He's just a flash fecker showing off with his posh nosh and his posh plates
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    Is that why you only suck the little ones ? . Just asking for ditchman .
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    That's a very generous offer , thankyou .
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    I did think about chucking a few grand at a sawmill , then I realised that I just don't have the hard graft in me
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    The top bench is only made from scaffold board , with an oak top. I'm finding oak gets heavier as I'm getting older. The chunky bench must weigh close to 250kg , and I had to carry it up the hill in three pieces.
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    Not on the ones that I'm planning on clearing. They're just stragglers really that have grown in the shade of the larger oaks. I might be lucky and get the odd post , but they'll mainly be firewood. I do mill the odd few planks with a chainsaw , I just do it freehand. I bought a cheap alaskan mill , and chainsaw with a 24" bar. It's OK for soft wood , but the oak was just too much for it.
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    Hopefully it won't be too bad. It'll mainly be polesaw work . Simple enough , but hard going on your arms. I had to do a bit of trimming of oak branches , that had grown , across the lane , were resting heavily on phone lines , and almost touching power lines . That made my ass pucker a bit .
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