mel b
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I've got birds coming out of my ears , but you're welcome to a few sausage rolls when she makes them .
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f**k me , I've got to go and shoot more pheasants now . I'd never thought of black pudding, and I reckon they'll taste fantastic
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That's not burn , that's flavour . It's taken me feckin years to train her to cook things how I like them . Ditchie would use his little todger to bodge the holes in the pastry , then I'd have mini sausage rolls That's how he lost his doughnut making job at Co op yknow .
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Pheasant , chorizo , and cheese, sausage rolls. Breast meat from half a dozen pheasants, two horseshoes of spicy chorizo , a big onion , salt and pepper. Chop them up, and mince them all together. Wrap a piece of mature cheddar with the mince , then wrap it in flakey pastry, and chuck them in the oven. I must say , they taste great , and theirs enough mince left over , to make burgers rolled in kibbled onion. They're proper blokes sausage rolls , as thick as your wrist , stuffed with meat and cheese , and cooked until you can taste the pastry.
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No , but you've just ruined my hamster story .
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I was going to tell a dwarf story , but I'm too polite .
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He so wants to be a bad boy . I cringe at some of the shite he does.
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You're so f***ing jealous of my orangery and fine art collection
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Yes , that's what they all say
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I know who he is now mack . I actually watched that film a few weeks ago . It's odd because I can't usually stand anything with Danny dyer , because he's a complete knob.
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It'll be that well known 1950s gay icon , that macks been stalking for weeks .
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I see you're roughing it as usual mack . Who's Geoff bell ?.
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That looks proper tasty
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Please excuse my culinary faux pas . I just got so excited, I almost shat my pants .
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f**k me that gives me a hard on
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I never considered the teeth situation. You could just suck it until it went soft
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I reckon thick crusty bread , with best butter , would have the edge .
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I've heard that they've found the body of a male with a really tiny cock , I know ditchmans OK because he posted earlier , so I'm getting really worried about mushroom .
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As new Polish step mums go ,she's none too shabby
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That's his own sex mask that he's taken with him .
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I'm not ashamed to say , that this post brought a tear to my eye. Thankyou for posting it mate .
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You weren't just going to get bummed , you were gonna get gang bummed . Ditchman has been going there for years . His club moto is " suck it till it hurts ".
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You damned near got bummed mack .
