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mel b

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  1. I'd gladly put aside all of my racial prejudice, whilst I ragged that around the bedroom for a couple of hours
  2. It was me. Mel b , sweaty spice
  3. And an erection from looking at you in that t shirt .
  4. That's just the type of stock that he came from . It was going to end one of two ways , prison , or a bullet , it just happened to be a coppers bullet. You could have written his story before it happened.
  5. He played the " f**k around and find out" game , and came second.
  6. mel b

    Krakow

    You wouldn't have a phone number would you ?. Just asking for a mate .
  7. Make it smell like bubblegum
  8. My dick or that cat ?.
  9. It reminds me of that time I shaved my dick to make it look bigger
  10. I always lick my finger , I'm very considerate like that me
  11. The place where I buy pheasant feed sells kerosene , so I'll probably grab five gallons when I'm getting a few bags of wheat. It'll probably last me a year .
  12. I'll get the funnel, I suppose it's my turn to give you your andrews enema again .
  13. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those . My mrs does though , its me . She never has to pay for a feckin thing
  14. Don't feckin do it !!! , the asda deli counter staff , have only just got the shit off the wales from his last dirty protest . It took that poor woman days to get it out of her hair
  15. Feck me , I couldn't even afford to wash up at a place like that .
  16. The farmer will be getting cockburn . Leo will mostly be getting arseburn
  17. That looks absolutely spot on . You'll be giving Arry a run for his money .
  18. More than anything , this was just a test. This heater is from my wife's workshop . It's 8kw, and it's probably four or five years old . I bought her a new one for her workshop ( only £79.00), and I had this one to play around with . Now that I've tested it , I know that I'll only need a single 110ah battery, and a cheap 100w solar panel , to give me all the electricity/heating that I'll need. Once this heater gives up the ghost . I'll probably replace it with a cheap 2kw heater .
  19. Kerosene might be the way forward then .
  20. I'm not honestly sure Walt. I know that they'll run on kerosene. I'll most probably run it on red diesel . On a low setting I think they use about 0.1l per hour , so cost isn't really an issue .
  21. Quick update. Who's f***ing stupid idea was it to put a diesel heater in a tiny caravan?. I'm sitting here in my pants with all the windows open . Got my hands on a diesel heater yesterday . It only took half an hour to fit , and works extremely well . It appears to use very little battery power and diesel , and although it's a bit too warm on its lowest setting at the moment, I reckon it'll be perfect when the winter temperatures arrive. Thankyou for all the advice gents .
  22. Curry goat is my favourite curry . My daughter makes it for me in batches .
  23. That's just f***ing Sickening dido.
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