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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Everyone gets wound up over bins and recycling, because it's all a complete shitshow , and has been for the last ten years or more , but here's a few pics that I've taken at work . The residents at the house that every one of these bins belonged to , called the council and complained about me , and said that I'd missed there green bin . When they were told that I hadn't taken the bins because they were contaminated , every one of the residents denied it . I then pass these pictures , along with proof of the address, to my supervisors, and they send the pictures to the residents(and som
  2. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'm glad that you appreciate your grave error, and trust that you will take more care in the future. Rumour has it on the bin grapevine, that you started to cry , and promised not to do it again , so the binmen gave you your bin back .
  3. They should be boiled ......in oil.
  4. mel b

    Pet hates.

    They were doing their job . They were avoiding the contamination that you had so carelessly thrown into you bin , without a seconds thought for the environment, or the poor little brown children in Africa .
  5. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Reach out is the one that does me .
  6. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'd love to own a car that had only done 125,000
  7. Happy birthday charts
  8. mel b

    Dry January

    That arm looks a lot bigger than the other one for some reason mc .
  9. mel b

    Dry January

    I would have said I'm on my way to the clap clinic , it's less embarrassing
  10. mel b

    Dry January

    My mate had colonic irrigation at one of those spars . I said what the feck were you playing at ?. He said that he had a wowcher voucher , and it was just too much of a bargain to miss .
  11. mel b

    Dry January

    You know when you go on those spar days mc , do you ever get bummed by the masseuse?. I've never seen the fascination in it myself (massages or getting bummed), but it's very modern of you to be so open about it mate.
  12. mel b

    Dry January

    Please don't ever try to figure out how a woman thinks , you'll just upset yourself
  13. mel b

    Dry January

    I'd keep an eye on that one if I was you mate . When my mrs made toast , it was warm bread . It took me ages to convince her that it needs to be brown .
  14. Pah, Mchull would only need two elastic bands and a clothes peg to beat that !!!!
  15. That sounds about right for the crackling mack. It all looks so tasty mate.
  16. I could get stuck into that lot mack .
  17. The wonderful world of alcohol abuse .
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