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mel b

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  1. Nothing wrong with that mush. Fair play to him . As long as it doesn't go more than half way in , I doesn't count
  2. That's a bit homophonic mc. I thought a man of experience such as yourself might have tried it .
  3. Chris kaba got his justice . He got exactly what he deserved . Tell you what mack , when you look at a set of pics like that , it's obvious to see that quite a few people on a march like that , have mental health problems. Years ago , I was working the door on a gay bar in Birmingham . It always surprised me how many people turned up that appeared to have mental health issues . I think it was just that the gay community were more accepting of the difference. None of the above is meant as a criticism, it's purely an observation.
  4. The perils of the demon drink
  5. It looks pretty disturbed/disturbing.
  6. Is that you stood behind me mack , admiring my pert buttocks ?.
  7. I'd gladly put aside all of my racial prejudice, whilst I ragged that around the bedroom for a couple of hours
  8. It was me. Mel b , sweaty spice
  9. And an erection from looking at you in that t shirt .
  10. That's just the type of stock that he came from . It was going to end one of two ways , prison , or a bullet , it just happened to be a coppers bullet. You could have written his story before it happened.
  11. He played the " f**k around and find out" game , and came second.
  12. mel b

    Krakow

    You wouldn't have a phone number would you ?. Just asking for a mate .
  13. Make it smell like bubblegum
  14. My dick or that cat ?.
  15. It reminds me of that time I shaved my dick to make it look bigger
  16. I always lick my finger , I'm very considerate like that me
  17. The place where I buy pheasant feed sells kerosene , so I'll probably grab five gallons when I'm getting a few bags of wheat. It'll probably last me a year .
  18. I'll get the funnel, I suppose it's my turn to give you your andrews enema again .
  19. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those . My mrs does though , its me . She never has to pay for a feckin thing
  20. Don't feckin do it !!! , the asda deli counter staff , have only just got the shit off the wales from his last dirty protest . It took that poor woman days to get it out of her hair
  21. Feck me , I couldn't even afford to wash up at a place like that .
  22. The farmer will be getting cockburn . Leo will mostly be getting arseburn
  23. That looks absolutely spot on . You'll be giving Arry a run for his money .
  24. More than anything , this was just a test. This heater is from my wife's workshop . It's 8kw, and it's probably four or five years old . I bought her a new one for her workshop ( only £79.00), and I had this one to play around with . Now that I've tested it , I know that I'll only need a single 110ah battery, and a cheap 100w solar panel , to give me all the electricity/heating that I'll need. Once this heater gives up the ghost . I'll probably replace it with a cheap 2kw heater .
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