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mel b

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  1. Yes , just as long as they stay under 12ft/lb .
  2. Sorry mate, I've only just seen your pm. Your Christmas delivery of five shaven hamsters with wet noses will be on the way ASAP. Can you please try to be a bit more careful with this batch , and only shove them up one at a time.
  3. Where about are you flacko ?. I'm in tipton.
  4. I've got birds coming out of my ears , but you're welcome to a few sausage rolls when she makes them .
  5. f**k me , I've got to go and shoot more pheasants now . I'd never thought of black pudding, and I reckon they'll taste fantastic
  6. That's not burn , that's flavour . It's taken me feckin years to train her to cook things how I like them . Ditchie would use his little todger to bodge the holes in the pastry , then I'd have mini sausage rolls That's how he lost his doughnut making job at Co op yknow .
  7. Pheasant , chorizo , and cheese, sausage rolls. Breast meat from half a dozen pheasants, two horseshoes of spicy chorizo , a big onion , salt and pepper. Chop them up, and mince them all together. Wrap a piece of mature cheddar with the mince , then wrap it in flakey pastry, and chuck them in the oven. I must say , they taste great , and theirs enough mince left over , to make burgers rolled in kibbled onion. They're proper blokes sausage rolls , as thick as your wrist , stuffed with meat and cheese , and cooked until you can taste the pastry.
  8. No , but you've just ruined my hamster story .
  9. I was going to tell a dwarf story , but I'm too polite .
  10. He so wants to be a bad boy . I cringe at some of the shite he does.
  11. You're so f***ing jealous of my orangery and fine art collection
  12. Yes , that's what they all say
  13. I know who he is now mack . I actually watched that film a few weeks ago . It's odd because I can't usually stand anything with Danny dyer , because he's a complete knob.
  14. It'll be that well known 1950s gay icon , that macks been stalking for weeks .
  15. I see you're roughing it as usual mack . Who's Geoff bell ?.
  16. Please excuse my culinary faux pas . I just got so excited, I almost shat my pants .
  17. f**k me that gives me a hard on
  18. I never considered the teeth situation. You could just suck it until it went soft
  19. I reckon thick crusty bread , with best butter , would have the edge .
  20. mel b

    Mushroom

    I've heard that they've found the body of a male with a really tiny cock , I know ditchmans OK because he posted earlier , so I'm getting really worried about mushroom .
  21. mel b

    Krakow

    As new Polish step mums go ,she's none too shabby
  22. mel b

    Krakow

    That's his own sex mask that he's taken with him .
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