mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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So is euphemism a polite word for a ladies growler ?. I've never heard one called a euphemism before . I've heard one that echoed like a cave though
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Did they taste as good as they look ?.
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How dare you speak to a lady like that. Is akita a polite word for a ladies growler ?.
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Yep. I'm no conspiracy theorist , but that one made me look twice
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That cup of chips is making me very uncomfortable dido . It's a bit unnatural.
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That made my conspiracy theory nerve twitch when I heard it on the news .
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This xray scanner won't be able to find really well hidden bodies in the woods will it ?. Just asking for a mate
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Pah, mchull will just pay from the loose change in his car ashtray . NEWSFLASH. Vladimir putin reads post on the hunting life , and immediately phones Zelensky and says sorry !!!.
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You should have mentioned that you'll send mchull over to have a word . That would have got their attention .
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There's a difference between literal and figurative language.
mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk
It's because the world is now full of f***ing idiots . With no real grip on reality . -
Unfortunately we don't have any deer at my place . A red was spotted about five years ago just down the road , and a few munties are being caught by the local keepers , when they catch the birds at the end of the season, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I start seeing them sooner or later. All of my deer shooting is done on my other shooting permissions. We made a few paths through our woodland at the end of the pheasant season , and a small flat camping area . At the end of the coming pheasant season , I'm hoping to treble the size of the camping area , and make another path of
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You certainly like to graft dude . Do you shoot the deer in your woodland?.
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I'd love to try it. I think I could do the hard graft , but red tape makes my blood run cold . You're kicking the arse out of it . Absolutely top marks mate.
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You're winning at life mate . I'm very envious .
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Good God man. You left all that to spend a few hours with a rag tag bunch of old poachers and nere do Wells . You could have given me a shout to take your place , then again , I'd have to fight ditchman for the spot . Have a great time tomorrow mate .
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What the feck Arry ???. You left before that lamb was ready ???. You've let me down , you've let all the hunting life greedy feckers down , but most of all , you've let yourself down .
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Oh they'll talk about it , They'll talk about it plenty , but they'll do f**k all about it , because they can't do anything about it , without facing hard facts.
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Just good common sense really . The man could be a woman , that's being a man , that's been fertilised by a man that's being a woman . It's all perfectly natural.
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The best advice I can give you about London, is go somewhere else mate .
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See , now that's why you're the king of the cooking section
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I reckon it could be a real thing mate, and these things are somehow in your DNA.
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That's exactly how I feel. Walking into old monasteries always makes me feel the same. I always sort of freeze for a second , as everything seems so familiar. They often have a tape playing , and it's like I've heard the sounds before. My late wife always said that I'd been a monk in a previous life . Not the religious pious type of monk , but the type of monk that ate whole roast chickens , and drank gallons of mead .
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Haunting. It sounds like it could be 500 years old.
