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    We've done that a few times over the years , and it never goes down very well . First you get the stench of the weed getting crushed in the back of the truck , then you get a young lad having a hysterical meltdown. It's never come to axe attacks with me though . My mate once found three bin liners stuffed full with different flavours of weed , in bushes on a council car park.
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    Cheers charts. Hopefully it's nothing more sinister than human error.
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    What and who would benefit from the death of all those poor people scotty ?.
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    I shall do as every good diplomat would do , when an upstanding elder statesman of the hunting life makes a culinary faux pas . I shall look the other way , and pretend that it didn't happen .
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    He always tries to upstage me , but he just doesn't have the legs for it .
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    That's my brother , he comes ratting with us sometimes
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    Me waiting for my mate to pick me up to go ratting.
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    CVD

    mel b replied to king's topic in General Talk

    43 pages and you're all still fat c**ts .
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    This is my hope . It's a sorry state of affairs , when the only hope that we can see for our country , is the leader of another country thousands of miles away.
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    That would be a sight to see
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    Yep , I've seen them plenty of times from half a mile away , but when that big grey shape comes hurtling towards you under the water , and you can hear that fin cutting through the surface , it's enough to make you shit your pants . I would imagine hooking a tuna from a kayak would be a bit interesting . A big mackerel was enough for me .
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    CVD

    mel b replied to king's topic in General Talk

    f**k me , I've lost three stone reading this thread
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    I think that would feel amazing and frightening at the same time. Years ago I was sitting sitting sidewards on my kayak , with my feet dangling in the sea , while I was fishing in cardigan bay . A grey fin passed by me and I almost shit myself . It was just the local dolphins , but in that split second , the whole jaws film flashed through my brain .
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    Spot on. I would have taken it back , and demanded the rest of the pie .it would have taken a dozen mounties to drag me out of there .
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    Now that's impressive. I'd shit myself dropping anything that big.
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    He'll just tell the whole of Canada that they've been doing it wrong , and he's had to come back to the motherland to put them right .
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    See, now if anything was ever going to make me get a passport, get on a plane , and fly half way around the world . It would be the blatant misrepresentation of that pie . I'm taking mchull with me , so we'll probably walk there .
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    Next time you go in there mack , can you have a word with them about that pie please . Tell them if a pie doesn't have a base , then it's not a pie , it's just a stew with a lid on .
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    You slumming it this week mack ?.
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    Council Tax

    mel b replied to TRUEBRIT66's topic in General Talk

    Sorry dude. Only just seen this. I'll make sure you bin gets emptied in a few weeks when I get back from Barbados
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