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    TB

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    I remember watching a tv programme years ago , and they said that the two fastest growing diseases in the UK, were TB and malaria , and that it was down to immigration.
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    Did you meet your new lady friend today , and ask her on a date Keith?.
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    I can vouch for these
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    Terry Spinks

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Try a pic of your arse , he likes arse pics .
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    Oh feck me no .
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    Lot of fuss over a few pairs of pumps girls
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    You take your Mrs to the pub with you ?????. That'll explain those ballroom slippers then .
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    They're sort of like a cross, between shoes , and an old lady's handbag .
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    maddness

    mel b replied to riohog's topic in General Talk

    Took the words right out of my mouth .
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    Oh well

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    Get stuck in Keith. You're only here once mate. She might be glad of a bit of company , and very flattered that shes being asked out. Just to be on the safe side though. Ask her if she has an only fans page.
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    Same here . Me and my brother are polar opposites.
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    Oh well

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    She'll be chuffed to bits on Monday when the other staff tell her that she's got a stalker . Fair play to you mate , faint heart and all that malarkey .
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    I've never even heard of vindaloo oysters , but I really really want some now. They sound fantastic .
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    How did it all taste mack ?. It looks tasty , but quite drab compared to the glitzy looking grub that you normally eat.
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    I've never eaten guinea fowl mack . I always thought it would be just like chicken/pheasant.
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    Curry goat . It's the best curry ever invented .
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    THC vapes

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    It's like the Chelsea flower show for weed .
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    THC vapes

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    What's that mac ?.
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    THC vapes

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    I've no real knowledge of it all , but I find it really interesting .
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    Well I'd fall for that .
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