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  1. mel b
    That looks absolutely feckin perfect . Does it taste as good as it looks ?.
  2. mel b
    We all need a hobby
  3. mel b
    Nooooo. I live on pheasant. I eat very little farm produced meat . I mainly eat game that I shoot myself. Admittedly I don't stand on a peg to shoot it.
  4. mel b
    I reckon 2 minutes might see me dead with that mess . It looks like a massive game of kerplunk , that kills you if you get it wrong
  5. mel b
    Jesus, what a mess . I'm a very enthusiastic amateur, and I'll have a cracking at most things , but I certainly wouldn't fancy trying to sort that lot out.
  6. mel b
    You just need two plates . I used to love a massive full English breakfast , but these days all I can eat is two scrambled eggs
  7. mel b
    Where's the other egg ?, and beans ?, and hash browns ? , and mushrooms? , and fried bread ?.
  8. mel b

    letter

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    If carlsberg did letters
  9. mel b
    I hope your lad makes a full and speedy recovery dc .
  10. mel b
    I greatly admire the fact that you know us black country folk aren't brummies . I take my hat off to you sir.
  11. mel b
    Any size would do . I'd trundle to work on it at 1mph every morning , sticking my fingers up at all the peasants that didn't own a mini digger .
  12. mel b
    I never said I hadn't did I???
  13. mel b
    Oh yes , I love slow cooked as well. My favourite is for chicken wings to be roasted , until you can just crunch the wing tip , bone included . Just a sprinkle of salt , and white pepper , and a couple of good quality pickled onions , and that's my death row meal sorted.
  14. mel b
    Oh yes. Chicken wings are my favourite meal. I prefer them with the wing tips left on .
  15. mel b
    I'm very similar , I'll have a go at pretty much anything . The one thing that I can't stomach is porridge. I can almost vomit just watching someone else eat it. If I was in a survival situation, I'd eat sheep droppings before I'd eat porridge
  16. mel b
    Mini digger or todger ?
  17. mel b
    Well their is that thing that Norfolk lads do with their sisters , but we don't really like to talk about it .
  18. mel b
    When I worked the doors , every woman got treated like a lady , right up to the point that they take a punch at you . Then they leave like a bloke. My mate worked the doors for 20 years , and he only got knocked out once . He got knocked out by a drunk young woman with a lump of lead in a handbag . She then threw the bag through a huge plate glass window . When the police turned up , an inspector was with them . She started screaming that her dad was also a police officer ( turns out he really was a police officer ), and would do all of the other police officers. The inspector said " o
  19. mel b
    I get very jealous of anyone that owns a mini digger . Most blokes want a bigger todger, not me , I'd rather have a tiny todger , and a mini digger.
  20. mel b
    I have to admire your dogged determination sir
  21. mel b
    He was getting his rusty sherrifs badge polished
  22. mel b
    The secret to a happy relationship, is understanding that all women are mental . You just need to find one that operates at a level of mental that you can tolerate , and marry that one .
  23. mel b
    The fonz .
  24. mel b

    Trump.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I think that pretty much sums up how most (rational) British folks see things as well wd
  25. mel b

    Trump.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    This. I only know a couple of Americans, and they both think trump is great.
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