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  1. mel b
    Did someone mention north West passage?.
  2. mel b
    I bet you've got one of those furry toilet seat covers in pink
  3. mel b
    Did it taste as good as it looks?.
  4. mel b
    That's the truth . I'm no fan of shooting hares , but on some of my farms, I've got instructions to shoot every one that I see , because of the problems that come with them.
  5. mel b
    Having watched the highlights , I still wouldn't fancy a good right hander from tyson.
  6. mel b
    I haven't got Netflix mc. I'm in a tiny caravan in the middle of my woodland, and can't usually get much of anything unfortunately.
  7. mel b
    Keep us up to speed please gents .
  8. mel b
    That looks cracking mack
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  10. mel b
    He'll shit a brick when he sees that mack
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    Spermicidal maniac , just became my new favourite phrase .
  13. mel b
    That's what I'd like to do , I'd like to wave her tribal flag , yep , I'd wave it all night long .
  14. mel b
    I could see myself being rather happy living on a 180 acre plot . I'd get me an inuit wife ,because they have a right sexy thing going on , and they look like they'd keep you warm on cold winter nights .
  15. mel b
    I've heard that dining with you is a wonderful experience. Just as long as you like , well peppered sprouts , a sore arse , and , false teeth marks on the back of your neck .
  16. mel b
    Feck that's cheap. I only have 8.5acres , with a dribble of a stream.
  17. mel b
    I like your cooking , it was the spunk cannon that was causing a little concern
  18. mel b
    He'd bum you as soon as the door was locked
  19. mel b
    That ticks all the boxes for me
  20. mel b
    It's been so long since he blowed his load , it comes out like dust
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  22. mel b
    So you only use olive oil as anal lube ?.
  23. mel b
    Are you referring to the olive Master, or rather , the master of the olive ?.
  24. mel b
    I'd be all over that cheese .
  25. mel b
    I'm getting hornier by the minute . Ol ditchy is just a bit dirty , because he got caught smuggling olives through Norfolk airport. He'd got 25kg of olives plugged up his ass , and the tiger moth couldn't get off the ground .
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