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    Toupee or Wig?

    mel b replied to Pardus's topic in General Talk

    Why the f**k would any normal bloke be insecure enough to want a hair transplant ?. It's just the male equivalent of a boob job or lip fillers . Nobody takes any notice of a bald bloke , but every f****r will stare at someone with a hair transplant ,because they look f***ing ridiculous.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Don't worry mate , they're just all feckin bummers.
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    EVERYBODY .
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    Now that it's come to light( if it does turn out to be true), I wonder if more will come to light ?. I don't think these people only do it once , it's usually a lifetime thing.
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    You're a f***ing lunatic .
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    It doesn't bear thinking about mack .
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    The c**t made my skin crawl from the first time I ever saw him on the tv . He gives off exactly the same vibe as Jimmy Saville. Not funny or entertaining in the slightest , just a total wrong'un.
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    That gravy needs mint sauce and crusty bread
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    I've always had him down as the Jimmy Saville type , long before anything ever came to light. He's just a wrong'un .
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    Typical animal rights vegan nutcase.
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    She's probably posting all about you on mumsnet right now Keith . The thread is titled Curtain twitch or cock twitch.
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    I dunno . Shave that moustache and hairy legs , and she'd look quite presentable .
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    Not many of us will make your age you old fossil .
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    Snap. I lost a lot of weight last year , and I think that's been half of the problem . I've never been one for feeling the cold when I'm working , and usually, I'll happily work out in the snow wearing a t shirt , but I've been wearing a fleece since last September . Old age just sort of sneaks up on you mate . I'm only 56 , f**k knows what I'll be like in a few years .
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    I'm with you on that one tats . I've always spent a lot of time outdoors , and the cold has never really bothered me , but it's given me a real beating this year .
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    Madonna never really did it for me . Personality is a biggie for me , and she always came across as a bit of an asshole .
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    Gotta be honest , I'd rather shag her than Madonna.
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    Sad

    mel b replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    I think you'll find that those that really count , are at work , not a deadbeat doley . Every working man is worth ten of the deadbeats. When it does ignite , it'll be those working men that get things sorted.
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    Sad

    mel b replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    I completely agree. One day it will really ignite , and it won't half wipe the smirk off a few faces .
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