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  1. mel b
    That's some fantastic looking grub mack . I'm not too sure about the carrot butter though .
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    I know one short fat predator that will be waiting for them in Wales
  4. mel b
    That's why you have the complexion of a 30yr old mate . Keep on muffin
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    I'll have you know that " ditchman " , the well known 1940s porn star , has eaten a hundred miles of minge in his time.
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    Oasis

    mel b replied to Blackmag's topic in General Talk

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    For the sake of security , and the preservation of fine art antiquities, little donkey has been sent to the luvre. He can be viewed in the religious artifacts section , right between the 1940s porn magazine collection, and the medieval merkins.
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    Now come on mate , we've had this discussion before. It wasn't a gastric balloon, it's was a genuine my little pony space hopper from 1975 ( ride it if you dare edition).
  9. mel b
    You need to get some smaller plates mate. All that naked plate around the edge of your food gives me a nervous tick .
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    Oasis

    mel b replied to Blackmag's topic in General Talk

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    It's a fine sacrifice that you're making for us all sir , thankyou for your service.
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    Dumb B1tch

    mel b replied to mushroom's topic in General Talk

    Those slug eyebrows, make even the prettiest of women look mentally unstable.
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    Shame on that piece of shit that assaulted the young woman , and shame on the police . Both of them are a disgrace, and should hang their heads in shame. It's something that every one of us is expected to get used to now. This is the way that this country will be . The only positive , is that the young woman seems to be a very smart young person , that won't let that piece of shit bother her too much. It's just a shame she didn't have a male friend or relative handy , that could have taught the piece of shit some manners .
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    At least that's something. Let's just hope that they get everything that they deserve.
  16. mel b
    Let's hope he gets caught , and see how he likes getting weighed off with a ten stretch.
  17. mel b
    That's how Sunday dinner is supposed to be . If you can move again before Monday morning, you've been short changed .
  18. mel b
    Your food to plate ratio is world class .
  19. mel b
    Savages , just f***ing savages!!!.
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    Women and booze mainly
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    Pewit

    mel b replied to keepdiggin's topic in General Talk

    Dude when that gang of lads said to you want to come back to our van for a few drinks , you should have just said no. Is your bum OK?.
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    I'll definitely be giving that a go .
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    Germany stabbing

    mel b replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    He's sitting in a rocking chair in the parlour , and wearing his nans clothes
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