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    Pet hates.

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    I'd love to own a car that had only done 125,000
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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy birthday charts
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    Dry January

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    That arm looks a lot bigger than the other one for some reason mc .
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    Dry January

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    I would have said I'm on my way to the clap clinic , it's less embarrassing
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    Dry January

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    My mate had colonic irrigation at one of those spars . I said what the feck were you playing at ?. He said that he had a wowcher voucher , and it was just too much of a bargain to miss .
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    Dry January

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    You know when you go on those spar days mc , do you ever get bummed by the masseuse?. I've never seen the fascination in it myself (massages or getting bummed), but it's very modern of you to be so open about it mate.
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    Dry January

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    Please don't ever try to figure out how a woman thinks , you'll just upset yourself
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    Dry January

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    I'd keep an eye on that one if I was you mate . When my mrs made toast , it was warm bread . It took me ages to convince her that it needs to be brown .
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    Pah, Mchull would only need two elastic bands and a clothes peg to beat that !!!!
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    A belated happy birthday dc .
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    That sounds about right for the crackling mack. It all looks so tasty mate.
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    I could get stuck into that lot mack .
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    This is the correct advice .
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    The wonderful world of alcohol abuse .
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    Feck me mack . It looks grim up north .
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    Is that some kind of transsexual food advert mack ?. It was quite disturbing .
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    Sir , you are a champion .
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    I've always completely agreed with that Arry. Being a hunter of any kind is a pain in the ass. You're out at all hours of the day and night , in all weather conditions, but something inside makes you do it , you don't have a choice , you just have to. Sometimes you'll take a break from it , but it always pulls you back.
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    Sitting outside my tiny caravan in my woodland. I could spend hours just sitting there, and just looking and listening.
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