mel b
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Can you please stop using common sense and good reasoning . You're upsetting the politicians.
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It was even better than I expected to be honest , and we'll definitely be doing it again . We also did some with smoked bacon. Well be trying those in the week. I'll be looking forward to that one . Will it be belly pork ?.
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We didn't add any , except what was in the sausages . It's was around 4kg of pheasant breast , 8 large chilli sausages , two onions , salt and pepper. Minced it all together , then made 250g burgers . It was just an experiment really , but they tasted absolutely fantastic. They were equal to any burgers made with beef or lamb that I've ever tasted. Mine went on a large crusty cob , with a bed of spinach , then topped with castello tickler, extra mature Devonshire cheddar, a large mushroom, and a dollop of garlic mayo.
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Pheasant quarter pounder , made with Pheasant mince and chilli sausage. I'll be honest , it's one of the tastiest burgers I've ever eaten.
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They call me the love whippet . My motto is " blink and youll miss it " .
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So you don't believe in gravity , because it's a theory , and you can't see it , but , you believe in God , something that you can't see , and is just a belief ?.
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Tell you what mc , I reckon you must be one of the finest fishermen I've ever known .
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Get someone to tie a length of piano wire around your cock end , then hang you from a door frame by it , then let us know if you think gravity is real .
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It might make starmer realise that he's f***ing despised by so many people , and wind things back a bit . Just so that the greasy c**t can save his own skin , and give himself a bit longer with his snout in the trough.
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My mrs has been using one in her workshop for a few years , and I've recently put one in our caravan in the woods . The one in the caravan has dried it out a treat .
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Get yourself a diesel heater . They're the dogs bollocks. They'll give you plenty of dry heat , that'll circulate really well , and they cost peanuts to run.
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Definitely a bargain . It's one of things that you might not use very often , but when you do use it , it can save you hours of work .
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Oh feckin right . The lies are running down the sides . I'm going to need a separate box for that starmer c**t .
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That polisher looks like a handy piece of kit .
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I vaguely remember it now. The problem with politicians, is that they talk so much shite , I just disregard most of it. I must have filed that little gem in the lie box .
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Why doesn't he work weekends?.
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If he shows me his polishing tool , I'll show him my pheasant plucker
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That's right. I used to know every family in my street . I only know two or three families from about one hundred houses now. I go for a walk every day , and I say hello to everyone that I pass . I usually pass about twenty people , and I'm surprised if more than a couple reply.
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Virgin are Rob dog b*****ds in every way. I once got in touch with Richard Branson when a virgin engineer damaged my house , and virgin didn't want to know. Once I got in touch with Richard Branson, the damage was put right in a couple of days , and they send me a cheque as an apology .
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It makes me sad stiff. I live in the black country . And all of the large steelworks that I remember as a kid , have been replaced with houses and flats , filled with brown people. The pubs that all of those steel workers used to drink in , have all but vanished , and so has any sense of community.
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Feck me. You just out poshed mackem !
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What did it taste like ?.
