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mel b

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  1. I shall be sure to point out the difference to her mack , as she's telling me to f**k off and eat my chips .
  2. That's it then , I'm asking my mrs for buffalo perugu for tea tomorrow.
  3. Top scran that is mack. What's the scary looking stuff in the fourth pic down ?. It looks delicious and poisonous at the same time.
  4. Why do I always want your tea. It looks delicious .
  5. It's not a porch , it's a orangery , and the donkey loves the ginger, it makes his eyes sparkle .
  6. The ginger is purely medicinal
  7. Feck me mack , the last thing that you ever want to do is take a walk through ditchmans mind .
  8. Ditchman will be gutted .
  9. That'll do nicely thankyou very much .
  10. You must be joking . I can't work the remote , I can't even figure out how to turn the TV on and off . When the kids were younger , if they really wanted to piss me off , they'd put a shite radio station on the TV, then go out . They knew that I could never figure out how to get the TV back on .
  11. Yep , it's my worst nightmare . Funny thing is , I can spend hours in a gun shop .
  12. I love spending time with my mrs . Just chilling out , or working together. I'm lucky , because she hates shopping as much as I do . My mrs smiles when she sees me .......leaving for work every day .
  13. I wouldn't have owned up to shopping , unless it's a gun shop , or fishing tackle shop. Fair play to you sticking to one meal a day mack . I could stick to one meal a day , just as long as a day only lasted four hours
  14. I see you're having to rough it as usual mack . You don't half get through some tidy looking grub mate .
  15. Politics is a really dirty shitty business. Most of the people I know are rogues of one description or another , but none of them are as dirty as politicians.
  16. I find it really sad . A young lad going away with his mates for a holiday adventure, and not returning home . It will have happened plenty of times in the past , and it'll happen plenty of times in the future. It's every parents nightmare. RIP fella.
  17. mel b

    Obesity.

    He was just having a rest between courses juke , and you tried to drag him home . No wonder he was so upset
  18. mel b

    Obesity.

    Weight is a funny thing . My late wife was 4' 11" , 7 stone , and could eat more potatoes than a pig , yet she didn't put on any weight at all . Within a couple of weeks of having the kids , her weight just went right back to 7 stone. Me on the other hand . I'll walk past a packet of biscuits in the asda, and put half a stone on. I'm only 5' 7" on a good day , and I'm touching 17 stone at the moment. The lightest I've been in my adult life is 15 stone , and at 15 stone my ribs are sticking out , my face is gaunt , and I look like social services should be taking care of me. I work wit
  19. I answered the question you spanner .
  20. My most sincere apologies oh learned one . It was quite clearly my fault that you didn't understand my reply. My meaning was that trying to reason with you , would be both legal , and morally correct, but , would be a complete and utter waste of my time. I promise to try much harder next time .
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