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  1. mel b
    That gravy needs mint sauce and crusty bread
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    I've always had him down as the Jimmy Saville type , long before anything ever came to light. He's just a wrong'un .
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    Typical animal rights vegan nutcase.
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    She's probably posting all about you on mumsnet right now Keith . The thread is titled Curtain twitch or cock twitch.
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    I dunno . Shave that moustache and hairy legs , and she'd look quite presentable .
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    Not many of us will make your age you old fossil .
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    Snap. I lost a lot of weight last year , and I think that's been half of the problem . I've never been one for feeling the cold when I'm working , and usually, I'll happily work out in the snow wearing a t shirt , but I've been wearing a fleece since last September . Old age just sort of sneaks up on you mate . I'm only 56 , f**k knows what I'll be like in a few years .
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    I'm with you on that one tats . I've always spent a lot of time outdoors , and the cold has never really bothered me , but it's given me a real beating this year .
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    Madonna never really did it for me . Personality is a biggie for me , and she always came across as a bit of an asshole .
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    Gotta be honest , I'd rather shag her than Madonna.
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    mel b replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    I think you'll find that those that really count , are at work , not a deadbeat doley . Every working man is worth ten of the deadbeats. When it does ignite , it'll be those working men that get things sorted.
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    mel b replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    I completely agree. One day it will really ignite , and it won't half wipe the smirk off a few faces .
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    Speak for yourself. I look f***ing amazing with my trout pout , Ronald macdonald eyebrows, and Dunlop wellies . Uurrrggghhh. It's just occurred to me that I've written a description of Katie price .
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    Spot on mack. No decent human being would let that happen . He had a choice , and he chose to let it carry on. I really hope their is a heaven and hell. Guess where he'd be going. He's as bad as Paula vennels. She was a church minister , yet she stood by and watched innocent men and women , go to prison , take their own life , lose their homes and livelihoods, suffer humiliation and shame . All in the name of profit , and keeping her nose in the trough. Despicable b*****ds !!!.
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    Being overwhelmed by it all would be understandable, if it was me or you, that just got dropped into the middle of it one day . You just wouldn't know which way to turn . He must have had full knowledge of everything that was going on for years , long before he got the top job . Once he did get the top job , he chose not to rock the boat , because he either finds it acceptable, or , he just didn't want to lose his place at the trough. I'll tell you how to deal with it vicar , call the f***ing police , and report the f***ing nonce's!!!.
  21. mel b
    Any man that says he wouldn't like a night with her , is either a liar or a homosexual.
  22. mel b
    Nah , im just a greedy fat c**t .
  23. mel b
    Oven or air fryer ?. The screaming skull , sorry , domestic goddess , will need to know .
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    f**k me , you sound like me .
  25. mel b
    I can't do beer these days , but I'm gonna be all over that pie and peas.
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