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mel b

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    Swimming

    Both of mine could swim before they went to nursery . Both my late wife , and myself, saw it as an essential life skill , that could keep them alive . They were also taught to cross a road safely , not long after , for exactly the same reason. When I watch my kids cross the road now ( theyre 28 and 30). They still , stop , look , and , listen.
  2. Fair play to you for getting stuck in stav . It's a job that most folks wouldn't want to do mate .
  3. As smelly jobs go , that's gotta be right up there stav .
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    Plane safety.

    Now that's some bad luck. Married and dead in a crash all on the same day.
  5. You'd feel obliged to belt the living shit out of him every morning
  6. They just all sound like crazy folk . I'd rather have no money .
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    Plane safety.

    f**k me , it must take some doing to get a plane on its back . I've never been on a plane , and I've always said that I wouldn't mind going on a plane or helicopter , just as long as it didn't fly any higher than ten feet , so that I'd survive the crash , but , after seeing those pics , I wouldn't even want to be driven to the shops in one .
  8. What the f**k is all that lot about ???.
  9. Man you're gonna love it . It's the best thing in the world . It's like raising your own kids all over again , only this time you know what you're doing .
  10. I've just been watching it on the news . It seems that British troops would be there in a peacekeeper role . It seems like its just starmer the prick trying to get a bit of attention to me.
  11. I've had a nissan x trail for 5 or 6 years now , and I can honestly say , that it's been the best all rounder that I've ever had , by a long way. It drives like a car ,but put the back seats down , and you've got a van.
  12. Come on dude. Surely you aren't still sulking because your binmen had to take your bin away , because you couldn't figure out how to close the lid properly .
  13. After spending a few hours with you , he probably just thought that you were a bit special, and needed a bit of encouragement .
  14. Your brother is just better at hiding it mush. He's hurting just as much as you are. My own bitter experience, is that the pain never leaves you. You just learn how to hide it. Sometimes your hiding it from the world , and sometimes you're hiding it from yourself. It does you good to take a look at it from time to time , and just have a cry , and let the pressure out. You aren't on your own mush , lots of lads on here will know exactly how you feel , and what you're going through. Not many people get through life without a few deep scars mate.
  15. Have a f***ing good cry mush . It'll help more than anything else in the world mate . You know the boys don't cry thing , we'll it's a load of bollocks.
  16. That's very true mack. It'll certainly be an interesting experience. I'd think about it for two years , then I'd decide to go , then I'd change my mind and spend the money on a new gun instead . That's why I've got no passport , and a collection of guns that I don't need .
  17. The vodka is probably better for you than coke mack. It will certainly be an interesting thing to do mate. Just for clarity , I mean the vodka on a mountain, not the bum sex.
  18. Be careful, that shot of vodka may well lead to homo sex mate . On the upside , at least it won't hurt as much if you're pissed.
  19. Well my bottle arrived half an hour ago gnash . f**k me it's gorgeous mate. It's a shame that I've got work tomorrow, or I'd be kicking the arse out of it . While I was looking for it on amazon , I noticed the kraken and coffee flavour . I'm thinking that I need to give that one a road test as well. I reckon it'll go great with a nice cigar .
  20. The biggest attraction for me with a woman , is a sense of humour . Give me a fat bird with a sense of humour over a super model any day. It helps if they've got big tits though .
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