mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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Don't, you'll just confuse the befuddled old hamster rustler .
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Muntjac is my favourite deer meat to eat , and the neck makes a fantastic stew. I always think it tastes very much like a lamb stew.
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I'm not what youd call a prepper, but for years now I've made sure that we have enough grub to see us through a month or two if things go tits up , with extra for family and friends that never do any forward planning , but would turn up expecting to be helped. And defense wouldn't be an issue. I started taking things a little more seriously after the financial crash in 2008. The country came very close to the wheels really coming off.
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I nodded of while I was standing on the door of a club . I'd been on the move for over 24 hours , I leaned back on the door frame for a minute , and the next thing was the other door lad nudging me , saying f***ing wake up .
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That's the same as most things in life wilf . Most folks are decent and sensible , but it only takes one or two fuckwits to mess things up for decent people.
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Fukuji. Now that's dirty food talk if ever I heard it . You're as bad as ditchman. Ain't no fukuji going anywhere near my fugu thankyou very much .
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That looks pretty good for diet food arry .
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Don't get upset over it mate , it's not you , it's me . I just wanted a little fugu action from time to time , and maybe a little foie gras on special occasions. Ill still write now and again , and send you a jumbo jar of olives at Christmas .
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What can I say . Macks foody posts have raised my expectations in life . I just outgrew you .
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You're laughing but we all know it could happen
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Somebody pulled the plug out again didn't they .
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You see ditchman , mack knows how to turn a guys head
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What can I say . I reckon mack would treat me like a princess. All I get from you is hamsters and ginger .
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That must be you on the right mack. The one with the hungry look on his face , thinking if I ever get out of this orphanage, I'm gonna eat everything in the whole world.
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Will you take me to lunch every day ?
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Top snack right there chief
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I'm sorry mack , but I refuse to read anything French, because it's French . I've got pheasant leg curry for tea tomorrow. When my mrs first came to live with me , whenever I butchered pheasants, I'd vac pac them in left leg packs , and right leg packs . I told her that I always preferred the left legs as they tasted better . Whenever she did a curry , she'd ask me if I wanted a left leg curry , or a right leg curry. She'd even tell people that she's cooking a left leg curry for tea as they tasted better. After the first few times , I was scared to tell her the truth , so s
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They'll be quadruple fried , with mermaids fanny shavings , dusted on with a butterflys wing .
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I shall be sure to point out the difference to her mack , as she's telling me to f**k off and eat my chips .
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That's it then , I'm asking my mrs for buffalo perugu for tea tomorrow.
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Top scran that is mack. What's the scary looking stuff in the fourth pic down ?. It looks delicious and poisonous at the same time.
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Why do I always want your tea. It looks delicious .
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It's not a porch , it's a orangery , and the donkey loves the ginger, it makes his eyes sparkle .
