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  1. mel b
    I'm not sure what it is , but if it's got bacon , it'll taste amazing .
  2. mel b
    I have to disagree on the hash brown issue. Hash browns, with a little bit of fried tomato, and a dash of black pepper , are amazing . However. Hash browns should always be an accompaniment, never ever a replacement .
  3. mel b
    I know, I'd expect better from a (rogue) long standing member of thl .
  4. mel b
    That's how breakfast is supposed to work . You eat until you feel like a burst sofa , then you sit down , and rub your belly until lunchtime .
  5. mel b
    The grub looks spot on , but the plate to food ratio is all wrong . I'd suggest another two sausages , two extra slices of bacon ,and another egg .
  6. mel b
    Feck me , that's disturbing .
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    Temu

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    How do I get on temu ?. I want some of this gear for next years gay pride festival 🥸
  8. mel b
    He's as innocent as oj Simpson was
  9. mel b
    It's like they just don't hear or understand what's being said , and they are completely unaware of the blindingly obvious truth. I've often wondered if politicians start life as scumbags , or if they start off as decent human beings , with a desire to do the right thing , but then the political system( and getting their snout in the trough) turns them into lieing cheating scumbags ?.
  10. mel b
    Did they taste of asshole ?.
  11. mel b
    That's not a hotel room tomo , it's a porn set. Keep your clothes on because you're definitely being secretly filmed .
  12. mel b
    That looks feckin excellent .
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  14. mel b
    As camp as a row of tents .
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    Hgv

    mel b replied to lurcherman 887's topic in General Talk

    I've been driving hgv for more years than I care to remember, and I've had a proper gut full of it now. Just remember, that it'll soon become as easy as driving your car , and , don't forget to cover your skips.
  16. mel b
    This is the stuff. I've never heard of it before.
  17. mel b
    Sad but true mack. My lad brought me a bottle of rum a couple of weeks ago . I haven't got the foggiest idea what it's like , but I'm looking forward to trying it.
  18. mel b
    I haven't touched any kind of tobacco for about ten years . I hated smoking cigarettes, but I really miss Cuban cigars. I enjoyed it so much , that I almost had another one ( but didnt dare). I stumbled across the Cubans in my old humidor(that my old man made for me about 20 years ago). I'd completely forgotten that I still had cigars in the house. I thought that it would be rank after so long , but the cigar was as fresh as the day it went in there. I might start having a Cuban and a glass of rum occasionally when I'm sat outside at my woodland. It's a fine place to sit on a
  19. mel b
    I very rarely drink these days, and haven't smoked for about ten years , but i had a glass of rum , and a Cuban cigar , in memory of my old mate Ray, who's funeral I attended on Friday. Ray would have approved .
  20. mel b
    One of these days I really should tell my mate what it means .
  21. mel b
    The only Spanish I know , is mucho grande maracon. One day , I had a , drunk , Spanish speaking , Russian , lad working on the truck( dont ask , we get allsorts). I pointed to my other mate , and said to the Russian lad ," mucho grande maracon " . The Russian lad said , " ah , you like Ricky Martin? " , and started wiggling his hips . My mate ( who can barely speak english ), said " yes " and started wiggling his hips along with the drunk Russian . It was one of those , you had to be there moments , but it still tickles me now , just thinking about it .
  22. mel b
    I work with a black Austrian guy. His dad worked for the un , and the family have lived all around the world . My mate speaks about eight different languages , and the only one that he can't get to grips with is Japanese. His brothers and sisters live all around the world , and when he speaks to them on the phone , they all speak in different languages. I asked him one day , what language he thinks in , and he thinks in English.
  23. mel b
    I find that anyone that can't speak the Kings English , is just a savage , that has no business trying to converse with me .
  24. mel b
    I love anything that's charred . Burned=flavour .
  25. mel b
    You're just showing off now aren't you . I could demolish that right now.
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