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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Sickening

    If this is all as it seems , I truly hope that it brings about the collapse of the government.
  2. mel b

    Sickening

    Have you got any more details francie ?. It's the first I've heard of it mate.
  3. No mate , that's seagull.
  4. mel b

    Pet hates.

    That's the one .
  5. mel b

    Pet hates.

    It's f***ing awful
  6. I told him you'd go mad when you saw what he'd written about you mate , but he wouldn't listen
  7. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Your mom wouldn't let you get one would she ?.
  8. I can't believe you've said such things about that kindly old gentleman. Ssshhh, he'll be here in a minute
  9. He prefers a hamster in his hole mate. He's the original pet shop boy
  10. Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them . I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper .
  11. I think you've nailed it . Well somebody nailed it , that's why we've had the unwanted potting shed pregnancies . Where's mitre when you need a sensible answer .
  12. Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do . In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it . Just out of curiosity, have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman .
  13. I always thought it was something to do with cakes . Mitre will be along in a moment to explain it all mate . He's the hunting life expert on sodomy according to ditchman .
  14. mel b

    Big cars.

    I think seagull came up with a solution to your quandary a couple of months ago mate .
  15. It's no good trying to back out of it now .
  16. Sodomy would be my guess mate , f***ing sodomy. I reckon mitre will know mate . He's pretty clued up on this sort of stuff .
  17. I agree mate. It's shocking what folks get up to in potting sheds .
  18. That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate. Ditchman would .
  19. Thankyou for clearing that up mate .
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