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    f**k me , that place must be f***ing crawling .
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    Watched it a few days ago, and really enjoyed it. Do you sell buckets ? .
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    This is about where I'm at now mack. They've morphed into the Conservative Party.
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

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    Now that's talented mack .
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    Thankyou very much sir .
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    It's a bit of a long shot (pardon the pun), but if you've got one from August 1968 , I'd be over the moon to buy it if I could please.
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    That's impressive mack .
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    It's very easily done when you have something else on your mind tomo. I was talking to a lady on the till at waitrose one day , and I just said " big hairy fanny" . It's a very easy thing to do mate.
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    Branching out already , I like it . We just need a chocolate anus inspector and we're off.
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    I really like Sainsbury's. It keeps all you f***ing riff raff out of waitress. So that I can do my shopping in peace .
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    Right. We've got the company name sorted. We're just waiting on mitre now.
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    Rape Gang Enquiry

    mel b replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

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    Then I shall courteously bow to your vastly superior knowledge of bumholes sir , and tip my hat in your general direction .
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    I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action .
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    They couldn't handle your fine quality literature mate .
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    As long as you've learned something from it , we'll move on , and never speak of the matter ever again .
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    You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland . I can just imagine it. " Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn . They'd be queueing up to buy it mate .
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