mel b
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You've hurt my feelings now. I'm off to cut my hair , shave my beard , and sell my f***ing motorbike.
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I see you've woken up in a brilliant mood this morning juke .
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My cock wouldn't be big enough . I'd just have to f**k one the wrinkles on her back .
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A few beers and you'd have your little pecker right in that mush .
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Ditchman would be on that like a tramp on hot chips .
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Diversity is our strength. Doesn't it just make you want to f***ing puke !!!!.
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That's a whole load of fun right there stav . The first time I was on painkillers and nerve blockers , my daughter had to rescue me from the toilet , because I was mesmerised by the goldfish in the toilet bowl , and i was just staring at them for hours . I also spent a really happy four hours , sitting outside my caravan , listening to the birds gossiping at my woodland . Chaffinches are OK, but you can never turn your back on a woodpecker, the sly b*****ds .
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I've been saying this for a while now . The white cows ( us ), are getting too greedy , and the very wealthy dont like sharing the food with us , So were being replaced with the brown cows( the third world). They eat less , are happy to live in squalor, and are easier to wrangle.
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You'd love to smash that little beauties back door in wouldn't you ? .
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You've forgot the insanity juke. Only slightly mental folks can hack it on here mate .
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You have my utmost admiration juke . It takes a brave man to smash his way out of the closet , in such a public way. High fives all around brother ️️️️️️️️️️. I'm sorry juke , wilf made me do it .
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Can you please stop being so sensible wilf , it's really hurting my fanny .
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Come on juke , that's all true . You need to give him something that he can argue against .
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Don't worry fd , he forgot the pigeon shit . It's really good for you . It makes your teeth white .
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You leave old mitre alone . He's the only sensible bloke in this flea pit .
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I'm not into football , but I was watching it on the news the other day , and found it truly shocking.
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I bet it didn't stop you smashing it though
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He was a good hard working lad . He'd already travelled around the world for six months , before he came to work with me (and he loved oz ). He was my loader for almost ten years . We used to work together, and train together . One day the manager decided to swap our teams around( and the guy they stuck him with is an asshole) , so he just left , and went self employed( he was already a qualified electrician). He worked really hard , and managed to buy three houses . One day he decided to go travelling again , and met his Polish wife in nz. They both got citizenship in Oz, and he sold one
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A claka like a kebab
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Funnily enough , my mate met a Polish girl in new Zealand, while they were both travelling around the world. They've moved to australia , got married, had a daughter, and set up a business . They're loving life out there. He's done pretty well for himself for a binman.
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I actually used to know a couple of older fellas that went out , but came back home. One of them always went back there on holiday , and eventually died out there a couple of years ago.
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I just remembered a conversation I had years ago . The guys said that aussies were pretty racist , and that nobody would give him a job. Mind you , he was a bit of a twat , so that might have been the issue.
