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    You'll give a f**k when a ladybody that's hung like a donkey is smashing your kidneys .
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    Living the dream mate..
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    Or. She'll catch a cold because she isn't wearing her vest .
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    Snap .
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    It's not me, my mates bombard me with this nonsense all day .
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    Cheers stiff. I'll take a look mate .
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    What can I say . It was a hot day and things were getting clammy.
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    Yeah you would . You'd f**k a knot hole in a plank of wood.
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    Aaaaah. Autoerotic asphyxiation. Is that what happened that day when you almost choked while you were noshing that hamster ?.
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    Well f**k me, I thought it was something exciting. I do that every Saturday and Sunday.
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    You can't put your homosexual sex pics on here I'm afraid dude. You'll just have to pm them to ditchman .
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    What's a gasper ?.
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    What satanic thing scotty ?.
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    You certainly know how to graft dude .
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    I hadn't noticed to be honest mate . I was mainly just looking at the boots .
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    What you reckon to those doc martens mitre ?.
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    Lazy weekend as usual dude .
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