f**k me , that looks f***ing bang on .
You ever thought about having an affair with a bloke ?. I'm probably not great in bed , and im shit at vacuming , but I'll never moan about you watching the football .
I remember watching a tv programme years ago , and they said that the two fastest growing diseases in the UK, were TB and malaria , and that it was down to immigration.
Get stuck in Keith. You're only here once mate.
She might be glad of a bit of company , and very flattered that shes being asked out.
Just to be on the safe side though. Ask her if she has an only fans page.
She'll be chuffed to bits on Monday when the other staff tell her that she's got a stalker .
Fair play to you mate , faint heart and all that malarkey .