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    Jok Boxes

    mel b replied to jok's topic in General Talk

    There must be quite a few still at it ( although i dont know many these days), because my mrs sells leather pouches for mk1 and mk3 locators on ebay , and she's still selling quite a few .
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    I love the way your mind works mitre. Most of us would have looked at that pic , and saw an attractive young woman , in stockings and suspenders , showing her sense of humour , but you looked and saw some bird squeezing out a fart .
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    The hunter gatherer in my head doesn't care about sport mack , the hunter gatherer only sees a belly full of food. My woodland is surrounded by one of the biggest and best shoots in the country , and is alive with many thousands of pheasants at this time of year. It takes everything I have not to put every last one of them in my freezer. I've never hunted because I wanted to , I only hunt because something inside my head forces me to do it. You can convince yourself that you're doing it by choice , but you're not really. If you're a hunter , then you have to hunt. I'm the sam
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    I used to work with a fantastic gang of lads . Proper grafters , that you could have a laugh with , and trust with your life. These days I mainly work with a bunch of gobshites , that'll happily stab you in the back for f**k all but a pat on the head from a manager.
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    Anti fox hunting Anti fishing Just stop oil Anti shooting Free palestine They're All exactly the same people. They couldn't give a f**k for the cause , they're just protesters.
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    Fortunately, when I was working the doors , I set myself a very high moral bar , and never ever took advantage of the opportunities . Honest .
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    I can't stand half the folks I work with these days , and I can barely stand to spend time with them when I'm being payed for it.
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    Snap. The hunter gatherer inside my head would be f***ing screaming at me .
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    You can see from the video that the handbrake wasn't on . Leaving it off is usually what happens when a driver gets hit by his own truck. It's one of those split seconds mistakes that can cost someone dearly ( either the driver , or padestrians), its especially easy when you're in and out of the cab and you're rushing. It could also be mechanical failure , especially in freezing conditions. Just over two weeks ago , on a frosty morning, the handbrake warning sensor on the truck that I was driving , lit up several times , saying that the handbrake had come off( it had). Fortunately I was
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    That's a f***ing unpleasant way to go mack. Was it a left the handbrake off thing , or truck sliding on the ice thing ? .
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    I break up at 2pm on the 24th , and go back in at 6am on the 27th. It's a bit shite , but some of the lads at work will be working on Christmas day.
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    It's what every good mate would do . It's his duty .
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    I slept under coats and army blankets until I left school and moved out . It seems like a very long time ago now. My kids can't comprehend that I lived in a house with only one coal fire , and windows that used to freeze on the inside . They've got no concept of the gas being cut off because the bill wasn't paid , and living on cold food. It's character building .
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    Ditchman would do that for a bite of your pork pie .
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    What was so special about it , to justify that price tag mack ?.
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    Be careful mack. I reckon being on a bed like that would get you dry bummed .
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I haven't even seen anything about flu on the news this year to be honest scotty.
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Who's told us to wear masks scotty ?. It's the first I've heard about it mate.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    I reckon it happened to the bloke sitting next to you , and you missed out .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    That wasn't spittle .
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    f**k me
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    I've just noticed that it looks suspiciously like Adolf Hitler
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    Well f**k me. I hadnt spotted that.
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