mel b
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Come on mate , you can't say that. Mitre is entitled to an opinion just like everyone else .
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Yeah but mush just doesn't find the others attractive mate.
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You seem to be getting a little bit anxious over the subject of wanking a jack Russell off mitre.. Is there something that you need to share with us mate.. You can tell us yknow, nobody here would take the piss out of you for it.
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You'll just have to make do with toast instead Arry .
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Whenever anyone mentions hand rolled on a virgins thigh , I always say that the reality is , hand rolled on the inner thigh of some Yr old cuban fella , that hasn't had a wash for two weeks .
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Not wishing to trivialise the plight of the cuban peasants , but I hope the selfish lazy fuckers are still making my cigars . Selfish c**ts . They just have no thought for the rest of us .
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Who the f**k is that homo ?.
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It'll be those jehovas witnesses again. They're always blowing shit up.
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I understand very little of world politics , but that makes perfect sense charts. Thankyou .
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You just had to go and lower the tone didn't you .
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Oh yes . This'll be one for the hunting life history books .
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Oooohhh , you should have said mack . I don't mind with ditchie .
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Just as long as you use your hands and not your todger .
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Especially not iworkwhippets . He'd have his wrinkly old todger out before we'd even got under the blanket
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I just couldn't really see myself curled up on a sofa , and under a blanket , and sharing a beer with some bloke I've never met before . I wouldn't judge anyone that wanted to do that , but it's just not really me mack.
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Ditchman will know mush. I said to him one day , " how low can you f***ing go " , and he said " well I can manage a jack Russell " .
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It's a shame , because I love the cinema . I get in there all excited , get my popcorn and coke , then as soon as it goes dark , I'm fast asleep. One time I fell asleep, and dropped one of those big buckets of popcorn all over the floor and the people in front , and another time I was fast asleep and my phone started ringing( id turned it off ) . I woke up , jumped up to get it out of my pocket , then started swearing because I couldn't stop it ringing . I was stood there like a right c**t swearing and cussing, when I realised it wasn't my phone , it was some other blokes phone , and h
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Cheers tats. I don't really do the cinema . I love it , but I'm usually asleep within a few minutes of the lights going off , so my mrs won't go with me.
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Thankyou very much mate . I'm a big fan of the series. Hopefully the film will be as good.
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In all honesty wilf , I haven't let my lads look in bins for years . The shit you breath in will f***ing kill you. I only pointed out all of the rules a few months ago to wind seagull up , because he's such a f***ing bell end.
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Only two toast ????. You're a bit of a puff if you ask me .
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A lot of health and safety is good stuff , but a lot of it is complete and utter nonsense . Our guys at work run around in live traffic all day (sometimes dual carriageways etc ), dragging a pair of bins behind them( the first few hours in the dark at this time of year) , but they aren't allowed to cross the roads when they're back at the yard . It's f***ing ridiculous nonsense dreamed up by a pencil pusher that knows f**k all. I have to take a 30 minute tacho break , and the toilet is a 6 minute walk because we're not allowed to cross the road , and have to walk half way around the
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Has anyone seen the new peaky blinders film yet ?..
