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  1. mel b
    You just need to give your brain time to adjust . You just don't see them as food yet . Years ago , I started eating squirrels. I'd always seen them as rats , and never even considered them food. Once I'd eaten a few ( the first couple were a struggle), my brain accepted that my taste buds were telling the truth , and squirrels tasted great .
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    They had no right to be there stiff. They were damaging/stealing his property. All of the farmers that I know ( and i know a few), would be happy enough for anyone to take a few bits and bobs with a dog, but none of them would tolerate the type of criminal damage and theft that comes along with those folks in the video. What would you do if a gang of scrotes was damaging your property stiff ?.
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    Did someone mention north West passage?.
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    I bet you've got one of those furry toilet seat covers in pink
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    Did it taste as good as it looks?.
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    That's the truth . I'm no fan of shooting hares , but on some of my farms, I've got instructions to shoot every one that I see , because of the problems that come with them.
  7. mel b
    Having watched the highlights , I still wouldn't fancy a good right hander from tyson.
  8. mel b
    I haven't got Netflix mc. I'm in a tiny caravan in the middle of my woodland, and can't usually get much of anything unfortunately.
  9. mel b
    Keep us up to speed please gents .
  10. mel b
    That looks cracking mack
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    He'll shit a brick when he sees that mack
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    Spermicidal maniac , just became my new favourite phrase .
  15. mel b
    That's what I'd like to do , I'd like to wave her tribal flag , yep , I'd wave it all night long .
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    I could see myself being rather happy living on a 180 acre plot . I'd get me an inuit wife ,because they have a right sexy thing going on , and they look like they'd keep you warm on cold winter nights .
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    I've heard that dining with you is a wonderful experience. Just as long as you like , well peppered sprouts , a sore arse , and , false teeth marks on the back of your neck .
  18. mel b
    Feck that's cheap. I only have 8.5acres , with a dribble of a stream.
  19. mel b
    I like your cooking , it was the spunk cannon that was causing a little concern
  20. mel b
    He'd bum you as soon as the door was locked
  21. mel b
    That ticks all the boxes for me
  22. mel b
    It's been so long since he blowed his load , it comes out like dust
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    So you only use olive oil as anal lube ?.
  25. mel b
    Are you referring to the olive Master, or rather , the master of the olive ?.
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