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  1. mel b
    I thought you just chucked them all in a jar and waited for a couple of months.
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    Jesus wept . That's expensive. My lad makes pickled onions and pickled eggs with peppers . They're spot on as well .
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    I bet he almost shat his undercrackers when he saw that pic
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    He's just a flash fecker showing off with his posh nosh and his posh plates
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    Is that why you only suck the little ones ? . Just asking for ditchman .
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    That's a very generous offer , thankyou .
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    I did think about chucking a few grand at a sawmill , then I realised that I just don't have the hard graft in me
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    The top bench is only made from scaffold board , with an oak top. I'm finding oak gets heavier as I'm getting older. The chunky bench must weigh close to 250kg , and I had to carry it up the hill in three pieces.
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    Not on the ones that I'm planning on clearing. They're just stragglers really that have grown in the shade of the larger oaks. I might be lucky and get the odd post , but they'll mainly be firewood. I do mill the odd few planks with a chainsaw , I just do it freehand. I bought a cheap alaskan mill , and chainsaw with a 24" bar. It's OK for soft wood , but the oak was just too much for it.
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    Hopefully it won't be too bad. It'll mainly be polesaw work . Simple enough , but hard going on your arms. I had to do a bit of trimming of oak branches , that had grown , across the lane , were resting heavily on phone lines , and almost touching power lines . That made my ass pucker a bit .
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    Mainly relatively young oak trees. One of them is slowly getting lower and lower across the lane that runs along my woodland, so that one has to be the first to go.
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    I've got a few hard days coming up with trees that are growing on a slope, and have half fallen down with the wet weather. I'm not looking forward to it , and I'm waiting for the leaves to drop before I crack on with it.
  16. mel b
    If you wanted to keep it quiet mate , you shouldn't have put the video on takingitupthebum.com . You did get a lot of likes though
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    He didn't look into my eyes , he was too busy watching my nuts jump . How did your colonoscopy go mate ?. Did the hamster bite the doctors finger again
  18. mel b
    You don't half like hard graft dude
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    How feckin dare you try to feauge shame me. Feauging is perfectly normal , and just good clean fun !!! How's the munting going anyways ?.
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    Cheers mack. I'll have a mooch.
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    They've all gone now . The doctor gave me some cream .
  22. mel b
    Can I do that from the first video tomo ?. I'm not very techy.
  23. mel b
    I'd love to have a mooch around a place like that mack.
  24. mel b
    It's a seafood jumble sale .
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    I've just watched it tomo. It's very interesting. Are you going to try it ?. I'm very tempted to give it a go next year.
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