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  1. mel b
    That's not too bad really dai , folks get bumped off for it in your village .
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Things were very different back in the day mate . Can you imagine a teacher hitting a kid with a cane now
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I'd bet my left bollock that nobody would accept any kind of lockdown if they weren't getting paid scotty. Hopefully it's just a normal flu season, that's just a bit busier than normal.
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I think that's just the way that the winter flu bug has always happened scotty . It sort of works its way around the globe over a matter of months. By the time it's ended , next years has started , and it goes around again. I remember seeing it on the tv years ago.
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I don't know much about it , but it's probably because the weather has been so damp and mild ( relatively). Perfect breeding conditions for the flu. Especially with kids , they're proper snot magnets at the best of times. Mind you , schools close for no reason at all these days. My school never closed for a single day when I was there . If the heating broke , they'd let you keep your coat on in lessons .
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I just can't see that many folks would go along with it this time scotty . To be honest , I can't really see that the government would be daft enough to try it again . Paying people to stay at home didn't exactly work out great last time mate . I was f***ing gutted last time , I would have loved to have been payed to stay at home.
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    I'm somewhat of an authority on anti social personality disorders myself mate . In fact , anyone on here that's seen one of wilfs posts is pretty much an expert .
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    That sounds like one of my family weddings mack
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    f**k me mitre . That phycology degree wasn't wasted after all mate .
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    Covid..

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Isn't that just standard winter flu stuff scotty ?. I've seen on the news that hospitals are flat out because of fle cases , but that's pretty normal at this time of year .
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    When we moved into my house , about 27 years ago . We had a handful of black grey squirrels knocking about . One by one the oddball old fella next door shot them . My kids were only young , and they thought that the black greys were monkeys .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Not that zara Phillips sort again mate . She's always gagging for a bit of rough. Did you have another threesome with her , and her aunty fergie again ? .
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    I'm out of likes , but you're enjoying some good grub today gents.
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    You're living the dream there mack. Are the black squirrels a different type of squirrel, or just a different colour?. I went on a deer stalk a few years back , on a large private family estate. The place was overrun with black grey squirrels. It was crazy that they didn't sell the black squirrel shooting, when plenty of airgunners would have paid more for the squirrel shooting, than folks were paying for muntjac deer shooting.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    You're a feckin liar. You've just been tugging yourself around the bedroom thinking about it
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    I mainly leave hares alone to be honest mack ( usually down to landowners wishes) , but my mind still goes through the hunting of them. That squirrel is as cute as f**k mack . What did it taste like
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    This . It's a strange thing , but I take no pleasure from the killing , only from the hunting and the getting. That's probably totally unfathomable to most people , as the killing is part of the getting, but it's just the way it is . When I pull the trigger and something drops , I don't think " yes , I've killed it ! " , I think , " yes , I've got it !". I know a couple of folks that shoot , that will just leave things where they drop . I just can't comprehend it , and find it f***ing disrespectful and wasteful . It's just countryside vandalism. They'll drop a muntie , and leav
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    Yep. You just can't help it . It's just always there , just waiting for an opportunity .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    I could just turn up in my normal clothes , looking like a homeless tramp . I'd be like one of those folks on the salvation army Christmas advert.
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    That's it , you did the hunting and catching. I'm the same these days to be honest . I could kill much much more than I do , but I'll just spend time looking instead , while in my head , the hunter is plotting it's demise , and making space for it in the freezer .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    I might give it a go . Just rock up at the spoons , wearing my hot pants and boob tube , and see if I can scam a free full English out of some desperate old f****r .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    f**k me. I've never heard of that. Women never ever run out of devious ways to scam money out of desperate blokes .
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    Bang on the money . It's the way that we've evolved to survive over thousands of years . Governments can change , hunting / fishing /foraging laws , as much as they want , but they can't change that deep seated need to do it , and they'll never be able to stop people from doing it. If it's in you, it's in you , and that's that. I remember watching a documentary about the American civil war . They found a rifle that had been loaded many times with lead balls , but hadn't been fired . The soldier , just wasn't a warrior , and didn't have it in him to kill another man. He wasn't a coward
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    You were in my head as I typed it mack. You're the perfect example .
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