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mel b

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  1. How does he carry it stav ?.
  2. I'd love to look that smart when I go stalking . I look like a tramp that lives in a dustbin , and so does my gun .
  3. I don't know how true this is , but it certainly makes sense.
  4. I watched immortal man last night . I thought it was a cracking film.
  5. For fucks sake kev. Do you know how many little black kids they have to grind up to make a set of tyres for one of those things????. You f***ing monster .
  6. According to ditchman , as long as you don't push it more than half way in , it doesn't count as gay anyway.
  7. Be careful dude. You might find the big spade doing a shift on you
  8. Exactly as it should be .
  9. I've done worse .
  10. Well after having had a few dates with a white witch myself. I can confirm that they're dirty . Very very dirty .
  11. It was mentioned at the time . I never thought the wands would sell , but every last one of them did .
  12. Has anyone seen ditchman knocking about ?. One minute he was frantically searching for his passport, then he just vanished ???. . . . . .
  13. The fox would soon get used to it .
  14. Dunno. A couple of blokes in black suits and wearing sunglasses, just turned up and took him away one day.
  15. Funnily enough , I made and sold a few oak and copper wands . I was quite surprised at the amount of witches that are around.
  16. We don't ever have a problem with him eating when he comes to stay with nanny and grandad . He just gets to eat whatever he wants , whenever he wants it . Spoiling him rotten is one of the perks of being a grandparent .
  17. Sorry fd , I didn't realise mate. My grandson is autistic , and one day he'll eat something and love it , and the next day he'll wretch just smelling it.
  18. mel b

    Mares tail

    Ask mushrooms dog
  19. Muslims would be burning cars in the streets , and jumping around like a bunch of apes.
  20. I've found over the years , that the more I eat game meat , the more I prefer it . Not liking it is more in your head , than on your palette. I remember the first few times I ate squirrel. I was a bit freaked out by it , because I'd always seen them as rats , but once I'd eaten a few , my brain realised that they're delicious. We eat much more game meat that I've harvested myself, than shop bought meat.
  21. I'm going jehovas witnesses again. They're always at it.
  22. So you're wanking your dog as well Keith???. Is this some new kind of craze that's slipped past me ?.
  23. f**k me. I've been away for a couple of days , and arrived back to see that chuck norris is dead . Did mchull kill him ????
  24. So let me get this straight , because I'm completely confused now. So it's Phil Collins fault , that mitres brother , is wanking off mushrooms dog , in miami ?.
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