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mel b

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  1. So he likes a cock in a frock from time to time . No judgment here mate. Feckin homo
  2. Well f**k me drunk . It's the first time I've heard mention of a liking for ladyboys.
  3. That's part of what's going wrong with this country. Everyone can see the problem, but we aren't even allowed to talk about it. It's a shocking state of affairs.
  4. It'll be those Jews again mate . They're always trying to murder innocent people for no reason whatsoever. Oh hang on , it must be the Christians on the way to church . They're well known for it . No no , it's dog groomers , it's definitely dog groomers. We all know who did it , and as usual , starmer the fuckwit will be on the news with his usual shite , whilst actively encouraging the beasts that are doing it. It make me want to f***ing puke mate.
  5. We can always rely on you to bring poop to the party mate .
  6. Behave yourself wilf . She was always a right minger . I wouldn't have taken her home for my jack Russell to f**k
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    Pet hates.

    I didn't see a poem mate . Just that ginger woman farting on the telly.
  8. That's my perfect bread
  9. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I don't know that one mate ?.
  10. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Well don't put your face so close .
  11. Ditchman still shags em though . The man's a feckin savage .
  12. I thought a man of the world , such as yourself , would have known all about it mack. All gingers smell of wee . It's gods way of stopping normal people from breeding with them . Gingers can be pretty devious at the best of times , and have been known to dye there hair or wear wigs , but they can never hide the repulsive smell of a ginger . You know when you walk into a room , and your nose tingles , your lips tighten ,and the hairs stand stand up on the back of your neck ?. Well that's your primeval instinct telling you that a ginger is near. .
  13. Well now I'm disappointed. I've just had a look at house prices in jaywick , and they're all worth more than my place . I'm not even rich enough to move to jaywick .
  14. You don't live near ditchman do you , because he uses the same excuse. " they're supposed to look like that , honest " .
  15. I dunno fd , she'd still smell of ginger , even in the dark . I think it's an evolutionary thing , so that blind people don't shag them by mistake .
  16. could you just imagine sucking those f***ing trotters . I've done some nasty shit in my time mate , but we've all got a line that we would never cross.
  17. I don't blame them. I would have been f***ing ashamed if they were my parents.
  18. Well , after due consideration , after all said and done , after much soul searching , after lessons being learned, after doing a full risk assessment, and after doing due diligence. I've come to conclusion, that even ditchman wouldn't stick his little peanut in that f***ing monstrosity.
  19. You should have been there mate , to bring a little bit of class to the whole sordid affair . Get your best wellies on , and comb your hair , put your best teeth in , and have at em .
  20. Snap. No more 4am starts , or working in the pissing rain. It would be like heaven mate. It'll feel like strangeways to him though .
  21. I dunno wilf . Sandringham is a bit of a come down for him. The whole lot must be a right sickener for him. Hes been kicked off his high perch because of the commoners .
  22. I can't afford to get past the pay wall, so I'm a peasant .
  23. I bet he's really wishing he'd kept his dick in his pants now
  24. Yeah but can you just imagine how gutted the bell end must be feeling
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