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mel b

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  1. I love the Donald , but f**k me he's some kind of lunatic .
  2. Shit because lime flavour is shit ? , or because spar stuff is shit ?. I can remember seeing lime marmalade, but don't ever remember eating it.
  3. Not wishing to start some kind of international incident here , but I thought that we already had , orange marmalade , and lime .marmalade.
  4. That has to be a winner . A solar charge controller and a couple of leisure batteries, and you're away .
  5. I completely disagree with you stiff . I reckon given a few weeks careful training , he'd definitely be able to play connect 4 .
  6. For me personally, it wouldn't be about saving £74.00 , it would be about not giving those robbing c**ts at octopus every £74.00 of my hard earned cash . I think I'd probably do it , even if I only broke even.
  7. I'd never heard of them until yesterday. They certainly sound good.
  8. That's Smethwickstan. Even by brummie standards it's a shithole. My new Muslim neighbours came from there , and even they couldn't stand it. I have an old shooting mate that was born and raised there . He moved house at around 70 years old , because it has been taken over .
  9. mel b

    Scott Mills

    Do you reckon he touched mchull " inappropriately " ?.
  10. f**k me mc. You should write a book entitled, " how to turn your children into violent offenders, and get them put into prison at the first available opportunity ". Teaching them how to fight and to stand there ground is one thing , but you can't encourage them to be violent.
  11. How does he carry it stav ?.
  12. I'd love to look that smart when I go stalking . I look like a tramp that lives in a dustbin , and so does my gun .
  13. I don't know how true this is , but it certainly makes sense.
  14. I watched immortal man last night . I thought it was a cracking film.
  15. For fucks sake kev. Do you know how many little black kids they have to grind up to make a set of tyres for one of those things????. You f***ing monster .
  16. According to ditchman , as long as you don't push it more than half way in , it doesn't count as gay anyway.
  17. Be careful dude. You might find the big spade doing a shift on you
  18. Exactly as it should be .
  19. I've done worse .
  20. Well after having had a few dates with a white witch myself. I can confirm that they're dirty . Very very dirty .
  21. It was mentioned at the time . I never thought the wands would sell , but every last one of them did .
  22. Has anyone seen ditchman knocking about ?. One minute he was frantically searching for his passport, then he just vanished ???. . . . . .
  23. The fox would soon get used to it .
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