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mel b

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  1. Feck me you're a flash c**t . That grub looks spot on mack .
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    Starmer

    That's the answer mate .
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    Starmer

    The more I see of things like this , the more I realise that a lot of the conspiracy theory types( that i had pinned as nutters) have been right all along. The ruling classes see us as nothing more than cattle, that are here to be milked.
  4. I haven't seen one of those in years
  5. Can you please stop using common sense and good reasoning . You're upsetting the politicians.
  6. It was even better than I expected to be honest , and we'll definitely be doing it again . We also did some with smoked bacon. Well be trying those in the week. I'll be looking forward to that one . Will it be belly pork ?.
  7. We didn't add any , except what was in the sausages . It's was around 4kg of pheasant breast , 8 large chilli sausages , two onions , salt and pepper. Minced it all together , then made 250g burgers . It was just an experiment really , but they tasted absolutely fantastic. They were equal to any burgers made with beef or lamb that I've ever tasted. Mine went on a large crusty cob , with a bed of spinach , then topped with castello tickler, extra mature Devonshire cheddar, a large mushroom, and a dollop of garlic mayo.
  8. Pheasant quarter pounder , made with Pheasant mince and chilli sausage. I'll be honest , it's one of the tastiest burgers I've ever eaten.
  9. They call me the love whippet . My motto is " blink and youll miss it " .
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    Drones

    So you don't believe in gravity , because it's a theory , and you can't see it , but , you believe in God , something that you can't see , and is just a belief ?.
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    Drones

    Tell you what mc , I reckon you must be one of the finest fishermen I've ever known .
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    Drones

    Get someone to tie a length of piano wire around your cock end , then hang you from a door frame by it , then let us know if you think gravity is real .
  13. It might make starmer realise that he's f***ing despised by so many people , and wind things back a bit . Just so that the greasy c**t can save his own skin , and give himself a bit longer with his snout in the trough.
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    Bargain Buys

    My mrs has been using one in her workshop for a few years , and I've recently put one in our caravan in the woods . The one in the caravan has dried it out a treat .
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    Bargain Buys

    Get yourself a diesel heater . They're the dogs bollocks. They'll give you plenty of dry heat , that'll circulate really well , and they cost peanuts to run.
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    Bargain Buys

    Definitely a bargain . It's one of things that you might not use very often , but when you do use it , it can save you hours of work .
  17. Oh feckin right . The lies are running down the sides . I'm going to need a separate box for that starmer c**t .
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    Bargain Buys

    That polisher looks like a handy piece of kit .
  19. I vaguely remember it now. The problem with politicians, is that they talk so much shite , I just disregard most of it. I must have filed that little gem in the lie box .
  20. Why doesn't he work weekends?.
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