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mel b

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  1. It'll be AI mate. They always involve a link to something that you can buy.
  2. You're just so old fashioned. I'll be sticking to my bronze axe .
  3. f**k me scotty. Who told you that lot ???.
  4. I wish I had your motivation and energy .
  5. Carlsberg is OK for putting out your fire , but you wouldn't wanna drink the stuff.
  6. You love hard graft dude .
  7. mel b

    Blocking

    I take my hat off to him . He takes all the bollocks , and still smiles.
  8. mel b

    Blocking

    They aren't as mentally robust as you though Keith. You're the bear gryls of thl mate . .
  9. They aren't uranium tipped mate . I just pop in a mini ginger plug , and they take off like a f***ing ballistic missile .
  10. A ginger plug in the rusty sherrifs badge , and it would be over in seconds mate .
  11. Bullseye again wilf.
  12. It was on the news last night . It involved 170 something planes , and some did a 40 hour , none stop flight. f***ing mind blowing stuff.
  13. mel b

    Pet hates.

    You're a bit touchy today mate . You could do with a few olives stuffed with garlic to mellow you out a bit .
  14. Disturbingly f***ing accurate.
  15. I love them both dearly , because they make me realise that I'm not that mental after all .
  16. That's a shame that you had to miss out mate. I hope you get your family crisis sorted , and can get straight back to it .
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