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    You'd be like a magnet to them mate .
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    That was a cracking watch tomo , thanks for posting mate.
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    What else would you use if you want to do a proper job ?.
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    What is the best stuff mate ?.
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    I was fine with you rubbing baby oil all over his arse , and fondling his genitals , but the French kissing made me a bit uncomfortable mate .
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    I'm more disturbed by it than aroused by it to be honest mate .
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    That's some vivid imagination you got going on there mitre .
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    He might need one for the cockroaches , but definitely not the gecko. He's living back here at the moment , hes lost his business again , and hes living in a council maisonette, in the middle of a slum area , while his phillipono girlfriend is living with her family, in the house that he paid to build. You know when I said that he lives half of his life like a pauper , and half of it like a millionaire ?. Well hes in a pauper phase at the moment . He'll be spending most of his time inside a bottle of vodka , and planning his next business . I doubt he'll go back to the Philippines
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    Those salt guns are cool .
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    You should send your auntie a top like that next Christmas mitre , then show us a pic of her in it mate .
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    Yes I have. I've taken to wearing ladies long silk pantaloons now that the weather has turned colder . They're both warm and stylish, and look amazing alongside my new lace up bodice .
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    Look on the bright side mate , at least they won't smell as bad .
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    You might not be far wrong there . Letting her back in ( and its only a matter of time before they do), might be the tipping point. I fear that were in for a bad ( even worse) time in the UK.
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    AI videos.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I agree with both , you , and wilf , juke. You'll always have someone that's a bit of a dumbass , that'll believe anything you tell them , and kids can be the same , you can convince them of pretty much anything , but most , normal , sensible , rational , people , can spot AI , and kids that grow up with it , should be even more capable of spotting it. For myself. When I see a video of a talking dog , it doesn't take long to figure out that it's AI , because dogs can't talk . Everything else is pretty similar to be honest juke. On the other hand , AI might soon be good enough t
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    AI videos.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Will you f**k off using common sense and good judgment, like any normal sane human being . It's just so f***ing old fashioned now.
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    Yes, that's the hamsters nose you can see twitching .
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    Viz

    mel b replied to waltjnr's topic in General Talk

    Mitre for king .
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    I'm sorry francie , but he's the hardest bloke in the world mate . He told me so himself .
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    I'm sorry francie , but only seagull was as hard as bangers
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    I got a new watch , and an oven ready turkey.
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