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  1. mel b
    Feck that's cheap. I only have 8.5acres , with a dribble of a stream.
  2. mel b
    I like your cooking , it was the spunk cannon that was causing a little concern
  3. mel b
    He'd bum you as soon as the door was locked
  4. mel b
    That ticks all the boxes for me
  5. mel b
    It's been so long since he blowed his load , it comes out like dust
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  7. mel b
    So you only use olive oil as anal lube ?.
  8. mel b
    Are you referring to the olive Master, or rather , the master of the olive ?.
  9. mel b
    I'd be all over that cheese .
  10. mel b
    I'm getting hornier by the minute . Ol ditchy is just a bit dirty , because he got caught smuggling olives through Norfolk airport. He'd got 25kg of olives plugged up his ass , and the tiger moth couldn't get off the ground .
  11. mel b
    Envy is such an ugly emotion. Dry your eyes mate , it's understandable that you're upset because I get the olive master , and you get sprouts .
  12. mel b
    I'd bum any bloke that had such fine taste in olives
  13. mel b
    That's a mackem peak , and a ditchman trough.
  14. mel b
    He's watching yknow .
  15. mel b

    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    I love that man , and I'm not ashamed to say it . He's the modern day john Wayne . I just hope he keeps his promises or he'll look like a right bell end .
  16. mel b
    That looks nice . How did it taste ?.
  17. mel b
    You see what happens when you start eating vegetarian food . You just don't have the constitution for it .
  18. mel b
    I'm starting to see a connection with rear admiral ditchman here . His favorite motto , is , never leave your friends behind !. It's all starting to drop into place now .
  19. mel b
    He'll be here in a minute , as soon as his nail varnish is dry
  20. mel b
    You know when you walked into that eeerrr biker bar ?. Did that fella in the leather hat and arseless riding chaps , have a Norfolk accent ???.
  21. mel b
    We posted at the same time , everyone here must be thinking the same thing I reckon .
  22. mel b
    Yep , I always knew he was a bummer on the quiet
  23. mel b
    Vegetarian???? . No good will come of it I tells ya !!! .
  24. mel b
    Very macabre, but very interesting mack .
  25. mel b
    Absolutely top marks for that one mack
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