mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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That polisher looks like a handy piece of kit .
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I vaguely remember it now. The problem with politicians, is that they talk so much shite , I just disregard most of it. I must have filed that little gem in the lie box .
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Why doesn't he work weekends?.
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If he shows me his polishing tool , I'll show him my pheasant plucker
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That's right. I used to know every family in my street . I only know two or three families from about one hundred houses now. I go for a walk every day , and I say hello to everyone that I pass . I usually pass about twenty people , and I'm surprised if more than a couple reply.
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Virgin are Rob dog b*****ds in every way. I once got in touch with Richard Branson when a virgin engineer damaged my house , and virgin didn't want to know. Once I got in touch with Richard Branson, the damage was put right in a couple of days , and they send me a cheque as an apology .
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It makes me sad stiff. I live in the black country . And all of the large steelworks that I remember as a kid , have been replaced with houses and flats , filled with brown people. The pubs that all of those steel workers used to drink in , have all but vanished , and so has any sense of community.
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Feck me. You just out poshed mackem !
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What did it taste like ?.
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That's the way rugby is supposed to be played mate
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Cracking pic charts . The little un on your right looks like a bundle of mischief
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The farmer was a twat . Charts was more understanding than the farmer deserved , and in my opinion , charts was very much the bigger man .
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Thankyou for the heads up dc. In all honesty , it feels like the whole of the UK is done for . I'd like to move abroad(even though ive never left the country before), but I know that only seeing my grandson once or twice a year , would absolutely kill me. My only real hope is to get as far away as I can , but still be within driving distance of the kids.
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Absolutely top marks dc . I really envy you mate. I really wish I had the nerve to do it. Weve been planning to move to Wales over the next few years( either right by a beach , or somewhere very rural) , but I'm seeing welsh folks saying that things aren't so good up there these days .
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A lot of the time , farmers probably know that lads are having a mooch about , but as long as they aren't causing problems, they're more than happy to let them get on with it.
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Spot on mate. A lot of lads think that all farmers hate anyone being on their land , but the reality is , that most farmers either like , or are happy to tolerate , most fieldsports. What they won't (and shouldnt have to )tolerate is vandals and thieves. I've yet to meet a farmer that isn't happy for someone to keep on top of pests . I have one permission of just over 1000 acres . Both the farmer that i shot for , and his son , that i shot for , have sadly passed now , but when he was alive , most people thought that he was a horrible old scrote , the reality was that he was on
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I had my big toenail , and the one next to it , removed on both feet . Two grew back( they aint a pretty sight), and two didn't. When I had the first two done , I explained to the woman doing it that anaesthetic doesn't work very well on me. She took no notice whatsoever, and the anaesthetic wore off when she was halfway through removing the big toenail. She wasn't able to give me any more anaesthetic, so I had to grit my teeth for the next ten minutes while she chopped away with that little spear thing . I was pretty close to pissing my pants .
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Funnily enough , that's pretty much the way that I've landed a couple of very good permissions over the years . It's does help that I'm really cute , and devastatingly charming .
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Ignore him mate , he's just jealous because I'm ambidextrous, and can knock one out with either hand , but he has to get the old bloke from next door to help him when his arm gets tired .
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It was very good of you to be so decent about it charts . Very old school mate .
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That's it , winter insulation
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You'll look like a finely tuned athlete mate You'll need to change you name to the forest of Dean heartthrob. You'll be beating women off with a stick .
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Two pints of cider and you've had all of your five a day mate
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That's the problem wilf . They didn't just move off . They stayed , and terrorised the farmer and his wife , for nothing more than their own amusement, and to show off on Facebook . Nobody I know would behave in such a cowardly and thuggish way. I'd be f***ing ashamed for anyone to see me behaving like that.
