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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Pet hates.

    They were doing their job . They were avoiding the contamination that you had so carelessly thrown into you bin , without a seconds thought for the environment, or the poor little brown children in Africa .
  2. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Reach out is the one that does me .
  3. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'd love to own a car that had only done 125,000
  4. Happy birthday charts
  5. mel b

    Dry January

    That arm looks a lot bigger than the other one for some reason mc .
  6. mel b

    Dry January

    I would have said I'm on my way to the clap clinic , it's less embarrassing
  7. mel b

    Dry January

    My mate had colonic irrigation at one of those spars . I said what the feck were you playing at ?. He said that he had a wowcher voucher , and it was just too much of a bargain to miss .
  8. mel b

    Dry January

    You know when you go on those spar days mc , do you ever get bummed by the masseuse?. I've never seen the fascination in it myself (massages or getting bummed), but it's very modern of you to be so open about it mate.
  9. mel b

    Dry January

    Please don't ever try to figure out how a woman thinks , you'll just upset yourself
  10. mel b

    Dry January

    I'd keep an eye on that one if I was you mate . When my mrs made toast , it was warm bread . It took me ages to convince her that it needs to be brown .
  11. Pah, Mchull would only need two elastic bands and a clothes peg to beat that !!!!
  12. That sounds about right for the crackling mack. It all looks so tasty mate.
  13. I could get stuck into that lot mack .
  14. The wonderful world of alcohol abuse .
  15. Feck me mack . It looks grim up north .
  16. Is that some kind of transsexual food advert mack ?. It was quite disturbing .
  17. Sir , you are a champion .
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