mel b
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I think seagull came up with a solution to your quandary a couple of months ago mate .
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It's no good trying to back out of it now .
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Sodomy would be my guess mate , f***ing sodomy. I reckon mitre will know mate . He's pretty clued up on this sort of stuff .
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I agree mate. It's shocking what folks get up to in potting sheds .
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That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate. Ditchman would .
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Thankyou for clearing that up mate .
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That's a good reason why people should get re tested. Things change , and you have to change with them , or you become a liability on the road. If I was prime minister, the first thing I'd do , is make every new driver have six months on a moped. Before they got behind the wheel of a car . It would teach people road manners , and respect for other road users , whilst learning how things work. If folks understood how vulnerable pedestrians, and other road users were . They might not drive like complete fuckwits. I'd also make it law that drivers that just stop on a busy h
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I think I might have just wet myself
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Sorry mitre , I think I'm missing something mate. So youre saying that ditchman got the cats mom pregnant in his potting shed ?. He's a f***ing right un he is .
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A much fairer way to do it , and way that might actually improve road safety . Is that everyone should take a re test , every 12 months . One afternoon per year wouldn't be an issue for anyone that's a decent driver.
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f**k me scotty
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I bet it's that f***ing ditchman again .
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Her mother went off roaming into other people's gardens, and came back pregnant ????. Does that happen very often over your way mate ?.
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That's a bit harsh mack. They can't help being negro kids.
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A poof ?, a f***ing poof ?????? . He is a picture of sartorial elegance sir !!!!.
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f**k me juke , you really are angry this morning mate. I'm sort of with you , but for me , I just can't see the point of the extra expense of running a big car , if it's not needed.( but im not a car lover). I drive a Nissan x trail. Purely because of driving off road when I'm shooting, and dragging stuff backwards and forwards to my woodland in Wales. If I didn't need it , I'd be quite happy in a Citroën c1 , or a 50cc moped for work.
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You've hurt my feelings now. I'm off to cut my hair , shave my beard , and sell my f***ing motorbike.
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I see you've woken up in a brilliant mood this morning juke .
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My cock wouldn't be big enough . I'd just have to f**k one the wrinkles on her back .
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A few beers and you'd have your little pecker right in that mush .
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Ditchman would be on that like a tramp on hot chips .
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Diversity is our strength. Doesn't it just make you want to f***ing puke !!!!.
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That's a whole load of fun right there stav . The first time I was on painkillers and nerve blockers , my daughter had to rescue me from the toilet , because I was mesmerised by the goldfish in the toilet bowl , and i was just staring at them for hours . I also spent a really happy four hours , sitting outside my caravan , listening to the birds gossiping at my woodland . Chaffinches are OK, but you can never turn your back on a woodpecker, the sly b*****ds .
