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  1. mel b
    I once lost a Chinese rat snake in my mates car. He was terrified of snakes and had to sell the car I also once lost a grass snake in my flat. It turned up on the neighbours sofa across the landing. When I got home from work , the police and rspca were there sorting it out .
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    You should get a pet garter snake , and sit next to it every night , until you're not scared of them any more . Mind you , a healthy respect for rattlesnakes can only be a wise thing .
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    It seems crazy that civilised people are using medieval building techniques in this day and age.
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    Jesus wept. I thought steel scaffold was bad enough .
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    f**k me stiff . I always had you down as the second hardest bloke on thl.
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    Trump is making the right noises , and you can bet your life he'll do what needs to be done .
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    f**k me bangers , they would have been better off if you had just burgled them . Nice work if you can get it mate .
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    Bangers does his best work in the dark .
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    Are you decorating it dude ? , or have you just burgled everything?.
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    I could murder that mate. I'm starving .
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    Feck me. I just put half a stone on reading your post . That lot sounds fantastic .
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    I haven't got the foggiest idea what it is , but it looks feckin delicious .
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    You always give the best advice when it comes to dildos mate . Thankyou .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    How is the black eye now mate. ? To be honest , you'd probably be safer if you didn't put your face so close .
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    Fingers crossed for you DC .
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    What's wrong with a bloke not cooking ?. The last time I cooked a meal , was when I cooked a salt and vinegar crisps sandwich for us both in 2020 when we were rough as f**k with covid. Best Sunday dinner she ever had .
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    f**k me , you can't even see our telly for the pile of old pizza boxes in front of it .
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    For fucks sake mac . Now they all know you're a homo mate.
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    She made your cock twitch didn't she wilf ? , and now you're going through the classic denial phase. Just give in to it mate . We've all done it , and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Nobody here will judge you for it .
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    Feckin rude !
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    Look , I've told you. No means no !!!!!.
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