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mel b

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  1. Did you meet your new lady friend today , and ask her on a date Keith?.
  2. I can vouch for these
  3. Try a pic of your arse , he likes arse pics .
  4. Lot of fuss over a few pairs of pumps girls
  5. You take your Mrs to the pub with you ?????. That'll explain those ballroom slippers then .
  6. They're sort of like a cross, between shoes , and an old lady's handbag .
  7. mel b

    maddness

    Took the words right out of my mouth .
  8. Get stuck in Keith. You're only here once mate. She might be glad of a bit of company , and very flattered that shes being asked out. Just to be on the safe side though. Ask her if she has an only fans page.
  9. Same here . Me and my brother are polar opposites.
  10. She'll be chuffed to bits on Monday when the other staff tell her that she's got a stalker . Fair play to you mate , faint heart and all that malarkey .
  11. I've never even heard of vindaloo oysters , but I really really want some now. They sound fantastic .
  12. How did it all taste mack ?. It looks tasty , but quite drab compared to the glitzy looking grub that you normally eat.
  13. I've never eaten guinea fowl mack . I always thought it would be just like chicken/pheasant.
  14. Curry goat . It's the best curry ever invented .
  15. mel b

    THC vapes

    It's like the Chelsea flower show for weed .
  16. mel b

    THC vapes

    What's that mac ?.
  17. mel b

    THC vapes

    I've no real knowledge of it all , but I find it really interesting .
  18. Well I'd fall for that .
  19. Top marks. It's always nice to see hard work paying off. I'll donate a tenner, if you send me your sisters number .
  20. mel b

    THC vapes

    What is the difference in the flavours gents ?, is it just the taste , or different highs ?.
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