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mel b

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  1. Is that you in the cap mitre ?.
  2. That's exactly what I'd do .
  3. Yep. I'm still going with onion .
  4. That looks like a big job you've got on your hands mate .
  5. You tell him dude. He never puts any decent grub pics up . He's shit at laying slabs as well
  6. I've seen a documentary when monks were doing it. They slash the corpses to give the vultures a head start , then once a lot of the flesh has been eaten , they smash the bones , so that the vultures can swallow the pieces. It's sort of horrific , but natural . To be honest , I think I'd prefer it to burial or cremation.
  7. It would take an awful lot of red kites and buzzards to strip a human , and I don't reckon the neighbours would be happy when a buzzard flew over them, and dropped a left bollock on there bbq . You'd also need someone to smash the bones up into tiny pieces , so that they get eaten. I reckon more would get eaten by rats than red kites. I must be honest though dai. I really like the idea of those sky burials.
  8. If this is your new plan for getting rid of all the bodies , you'd be better off keeping it quiet dai .
  9. I collected these hazelnuts and acorns yesterday morning. I'll collect more next weekend hopefully.
  10. What would your advice be then mc ?. Stay living in a rented house , so that you have to pay rent every month until you die ?. I was late getting a mortgage , I was almost 30 , but it was paid off by the time I was 40. It's f***ing hard graft , but anyone can do it if they try hard enough. I agree that blowing money on finance for cars or new curtains is just daft ( if you cant afford to save for it , then you simply cant afford it) , but taking out a mortgage to buy your own home , is always better than renting.
  11. I've got a very good mate that lost a teenage son(David) , through a drink driving idiot. My mate and his son , used to enjoy hiking , and would plant trees on there walks. Steve has carried on this traditional in memory of his son. He grows oak saplings in pots , and then passes them on to other people to plant , for there own reasons . Some plant them as memorials , some to start there own woodland etc. Steve sends out hundreds of saplings every year . Most of them get sent in the post . He wraps the saplings roots in tissues , soaks it , the puts it in a plastic bag for pos
  12. I had him down as the type that would have a live in chef . He comes across as the wealthy Richard Branson type of fella.
  13. You do your own cooking?.
  14. Tidy days graft again dude. All I've done today is collect hazelnuts and acorns .
  15. Why am I thinking onion ?.
  16. I can't reply mate. I think jok is getting a bit fruity , and he doesn't know why . Don't worry jok. It's just a bit of piss taking . Nobody got bummed.
  17. What the f**k is that all about then ?.
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