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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Honer

    These things always amaze me. How can someone with such obvious intelligence, be such a fuckwit ?.
  2. Don't be so hard on your self mate , you're not scum , you're just riff raff .
  3. Theirs definitely enough to go around
  4. I always offer to buy them food, but I won't give them cash either.
  5. I would if she wasn't built like a sumo wrestler , with the attitude of a rottweiler .
  6. Bloody show off !. Mine gets a kick up the arse when she's down !.
  7. He has me in bits . He's a modern day les Dawson.
  8. That's the problem with a woodland. You buy it to just sit in and relax , but little by little, it becomes a full time job , that you have to fit in around your other full time job . At least most of it is pretty enjoyable .
  9. I've been clearing the bracken from a couple of spots at my place . I've been doing it about three times a year , for about five years . It seems to have pretty much stopped it now though . I wanted to do more , but on the really steep parts , the juice just ain't worth the squeeze. What will you be planting ?. If you want , oak , Hazel, Holly, rowan . You're more than welcome to pop up and get as many saplings as you want . I put in a few sweet chestnuts , but the farmers sheep got in and ate the lot. The fuckers did the same with the Tenby daffodils. I've got a co
  10. You've been busy grafting again dude. Strimming bracken is hard going at this time of year. I'll be doing a bit of strimming next weekend, and opening up a trail across the side of a steep hill , to make my shooting range easier to access. I'll be doing a 100yrd path , but I'll be using a rotavaor . That really takes the sting out of it.
  11. Oh no , jeemes hit the olive trigger .
  12. You do some fantastic looking work stav .
  13. If ever you stand for president of the whole world. I'm voting for you mate .
  14. mel b

    Potcheen

    That's absolutely brilliant mate . Thankyou very much . I've just dropped you a pm.
  15. mel b

    IN-LAWS

    I love your posts mitre. They bring sunshine to my dreary life mate .
  16. mel b

    IN-LAWS

    I've had two mother in laws , that have both sadly passed. Both of them were wonderful women.
  17. I'm not holding my breath either mate . Brown is starmers favourite colour , so he's pretty safe.
  18. I bet the daft c**t is kicking himself tonight. The police are also investigating it . What a fukwit .
  19. mel b

    Rupert Lowe

    I'm with you on that one mate. It's a sorry state of affairs though , when your only hope is the leader of a foreign government thousands of miles away .
  20. Will be the real answer .
  21. I use a blade tech sharpener as well . You wouldn't use one on a decent blade , because it does knacker them , but they're really quick and easy for the type of blades I use. Two heavy swipes , then two soft swipes, and you have a blade that you could shave with.
  22. It just seems like doing things like that is somehow acceptable now. It's no more acceptable for two thugs in uniform to treat a 92 year old disabled man in that way , than it is for two scumbags to mug him in the street. Doing it was bad enough , but to laugh about it afterwards is f***ing shameful. Any decent copper will be hanging his or her head in shame , for what those two cowardly assholes did in the name of the law.
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