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Lots of folks get pissed off with refuse and recycling rules , but they know that it's nothing to do with the binmen . It'll be some no neck pen pusher at the town hall that dreams up the rules , then threaten the binmens jobs and pensions if they don't stick to the rules. Another big thing is that folks get really pissed off about the amount of council tax that they have to pay , and the only person they'll ever see from the council , is a binman , so he's the one that they shout at . The last time I heard the figures , only 40p per week , was paid from your council tax , to , empty
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I'll eat most things , but I wouldn't even feed feral pigeons to my ferrets .
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I don't take it personally at all dude . I've got 24 years under my belt , and I don't even hear most of the abuse , unless it's something funny like a sweet little old lady calling me a c**t . It just becomes white noise after a while. It's the same as when I used to work the doors . Out of the hundreds of people that threatened to knock me out over the years , not a single one of them ever did . I've just remembered my best ever pardon wind up . A bloke came out of the house , raving and going mad over something or other. I just say " pardon " . I managed about a do
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And I love you to brother . You've made my day .
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I dunno about the tips around your way , but I split the tips for my crew today , and we had £460 each ( some crews had considerably more this year). I don't really drink these days , so I gave most of the booze and chocolates away that I was given , all I've kept is a pack of cider , a pack of lager ( for visitors ), and one bottle of scotch , to put in my tea when I get a cold. I used to have a loader that would take fresh fruit and veg from the green bins . He was a freegan , and everything he owned , clothes , computer , phone , pushbike , all came from skips at the back of a sho
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Hang on a minute . They looked like scolded kids . You threw your bin in the back of the lorry . You chased them through three reds lights. We're you miming your outrage ?.
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You must be able to see what I'm saying dude . I must confess , that I've roped a dope on more than one occasion over the years ( its a boring and thankless job , and you do anything for a bit of amusement), as soon as someone starts getting shouty , you know youve got them well and truly hooked ( you were a world record catch), but this is honestly the first time that I've ever seen the other side of the coin . My new years resolution, will be not to do it ever again , honest .
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Oh dude . No they didn't, they were giving you the come on you fool , they were just playing rope a dope with you , and you were daft enough to fall for it. Honestly mate , I'm not taking the piss now . You made their day . If they had thought that you were even the slightest threat , the police would have been at your house , and you'd be taking your own rubbish to the tip for the next year or so . You know when that waste care manager was typing up that letter you received. They will have all been in the office , crying with laughter as he typed it , and telling the story
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Oh for fucks sake dude, you chased the bin lorry ???. They must have been absolutely pissing themselves laughing at you. You do realise that you're the absolute laughing stock of the depot now don't you ? , and that hundreds of people are laughing at you. You do realise that every bin crew and recycling crew will be sniggering at you for years to come . They'll be saying to each other " that's him , don't let him see you laughing" . Please don't give them a Christmas tip . You've already given them more than enough.
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I've been a binman for 24 years . I can give you two pieces of advice that will solve your bin man issues instantly. 1. Put the correct waste , in the correct bin . 2. Don't be a knob to your binmen. If you stick to those unbelievably simple bits of advice , all of your waste issues will instantly melt away . On a serious note . If you mix the wrong waste , you contaminate it . They can't take contaminated waste , it's as simple as that . These rules will be getting even stricter for all of us in the very near future. Also. Shouting at binmen really doesn
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Merry Christmas you filthy animals .
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I like to use the homer Simpson defense. " I dunno , it was like that when I got here ".
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The health and safety fanny's will piss their panties
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They'd be right , you're a proper bunch of feckin old rogues . Whoever was pretending to be gnasher , is still on there as maxhardcore I think.
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Did you get any pics mack ?. Just asking for a mate
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I'll sell my children before I'll sacrifice mchull
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Feck that lot looks good .
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I've been doing that one for years . I tell them I'm laying in the bath touching myself , and all kinds of rubbish .
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I think thl went down because mchull went on holiday, and the Internet couldn't operate without him
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It's OK for you lot , I got so feckin lonely. I nearly had to speak to my mrs.
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Well I didn't waste my time.
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A quick update to this one . I got home from work last Friday, and the first dentist had sent a cheque for a full refund .
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Just watched deadpool and wolverine. It was a cracking watch .
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I probably will to be honest . I want to walk away , because i know it's just more trouble than it's worth , but the b*****d in me won't let it lie.
