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mel b

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  1. Did you get any pics mack ?. Just asking for a mate
  2. I'll sell my children before I'll sacrifice mchull
  3. I've been doing that one for years . I tell them I'm laying in the bath touching myself , and all kinds of rubbish .
  4. I think thl went down because mchull went on holiday, and the Internet couldn't operate without him
  5. It's OK for you lot , I got so feckin lonely. I nearly had to speak to my mrs.
  6. Well I didn't waste my time.
  7. A quick update to this one . I got home from work last Friday, and the first dentist had sent a cheque for a full refund .
  8. Just watched deadpool and wolverine. It was a cracking watch .
  9. I probably will to be honest . I want to walk away , because i know it's just more trouble than it's worth , but the b*****d in me won't let it lie.
  10. It's not like me , but I was just going to write it off . It's like talking to simpletons . The woman on the desk , is either a fantastic blagger, or a complete feckin retard . When they told me that I didn't have an appointment, I showed her the texts , and explained that I'd spoken to her 30 minutes previously , and she denied all knowledge of the texts and calls , despite me showing her my phone. She was feckin amazing .
  11. I've been out of the loop with dentists, and hadn't been for 14 years . My last visit before that was 18 years. I give dentist a wide birth , because anaesthetic doesn't work very well on me , so it's never a pleasant experience. I had a filling break just over three months ago . My mrs got me an appointment, but that was a month away . The dentists sent me a text reminder , and called me every week to check that I was still going . They called me on the morning of the appointment to check again , then called me half an hour before the appointment, and cancelled it !. I rebooked ano
  12. We've spent the weekend in a caravan in the woodland. Not my brightest decision.
  13. I've just spent five minutes reading this thread , and thinking about my scars , and how I earned them. It's made me realise that I'm f***ing lucky to have made it to 56years old. Edited to add. Thank f**k my kids aren't as stupid as I am.
  14. That's not a plump guinea pig , it's a border terrier
  15. He's definitely got the look of a pet shop boy about him .
  16. Yep, that's ditchman .
  17. Ditchman didn't own the place did he
  18. No olives ???? . You should have stormed out of the dive mack
  19. Feck me you're a flash c**t . That grub looks spot on mack .
  20. mel b

    Starmer

    That's the answer mate .
  21. mel b

    Starmer

    The more I see of things like this , the more I realise that a lot of the conspiracy theory types( that i had pinned as nutters) have been right all along. The ruling classes see us as nothing more than cattle, that are here to be milked.
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