Worked mostly in building & construction, so had a few near misses, but I suppose the only time it could of spelt certain death, was the time I was building an artificial cave in a zoo.....
Having spent most of the morning on my back, inside the cave, doing the finishing touches to the render.........10am & 'time for breakfast', crawled out, walked away..........& the whole 4+ ton of steel, mesh, concrete & render collapsed flat to the ground!
Boss said...'does that mean it won't be open this week?'