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Accip74

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  1. Who said I'm the sponge??
  2. you, elton and mrs furnish, Yeh I'm well looked after mate.....;-)
  3. I stop for a moment.....& remind myself how wonderful my life is......that normally works ;-)
  4. Masturbation? f**king div lol It works for me.....
  5. We get it from a halal butcher, €5 a whole tripe..........ssshhh....don't mention it in the general section ;-)
  6. You mean jaywick? Lol........yep...a genuine shit hole, I used to live 20 mins from there, but it was years before I actually went round it......f***ing unbelievable place! Lol yeah thats it, doubt you will see a range rover nocking about the streets haha Maybe...but not driven by its owner....;-)
  7. You mean jaywick? Lol........yep...a genuine shit hole, I used to live 20 mins from there, but it was years before I actually went round it......f***ing unbelievable place! Lol
  8. Yeh I'm from Essex.......no range rover sports in my life, besides...there a bit chavy now, don't you think?
  9. Valentines day is irrelevant to us......we do sex, meals out, hotels, city breaks etc etc whenever we feel like it......:-)
  10. husband & wife 'posting tag team' lol
  11. I live in belgium......but my allegiance is to England.....does that still count? Are you using their FREE healthcare, benefits, education etc ?Actually mate I bet I get more benefits here, than desertbread does from living in the uk.......just because who I'm married to! My wife works in the EU......so I get % paid of all healthcare/dental care, she got payed more for marrying me, payed more for having my son, got a week in a private hospital when she had my son, 25% discount off a new car etc etc etc....hell I don't even have to work! Lol lol...............but my original point was just bec
  12. I live in belgium......but my allegiance is to England.....does that still count?
  13. Ahh the good old "Muslim Divorce" as we call it round these parts !! Lol lol 11 pages before the word Muslim was mentioned!......almost a record for the general section lol
  14. Max I would happily chew your face off if I needed to win a fight lol ..... would you use a weapon ie Brocken bottle or knife to win a fight , where do you draw the line ? i would if i thought my life depended on it ..... Throwing acid in their faces!..........now there's a proper way to win a fight & it tends to stop the biters.....
  15. Good luck with the pup....;-)
  16. The killing of a Chinese Bookie
  17. Driving in belgium......I read the other night, after the USA it was second most dangerous country to drive in, according to fatalities per % of population.......which made me feel a whole lot better about bitching about it for 3 years.....
  18. Checked out that website today, the fellhunter boots look the bollocks!......probably be my next pair....
  19. Maybe about 14 years ago on Tenerife's infamous Veronica's strip........my best mate had won a holiday for four people, so we decided to take his younger twin brothers with us, as they had never been anywhere before...... On the first night on the strip after quite an eventful evening, a group of Spanish lads descended on one of the twins, with one of which attempting to pick his pocket....I then tried to take this group on alone, of course I was battered all over the road....literally, traffic stopped as I was beaten lol Next morning I had black eyes, busted lip, cut cheek, front tooth knoc
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