"It's no a fox", "it is a fcukin fox look it's eyes are blinkin" "so it is, slip the fcukin dugs".
Or the worst one your mates wife phones him: " is it ffs ok al just head home the now" comes off the phone, what's up? "Fcukin other dog is howling out the back n she's to scared to go out n shut it up coz it's dark"