A mans wife was cheating on him.while he was at work. so he goes to his local pet shop,and askes have you any talking parrots,yes the owner says taking him to the back of the shop,the only trouble is he hangs on the perch by his dxxk,okay the man says ile take it,so he takes the parrot home,and tells him remember tell me everything my wife does, hours later the man comes home he says to the parrot so what happened,the parrot says,your wife come in started getting undressed,and I got a hard on and fell of the perch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!