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only way.fire with fire.
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vick..they dont like menthol.
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I Just Couldnt Help Myself, I Just Had To Try It.
nans pat replied to trigger2's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
same here,just the hard ground on its feet ide worry about..they learn nothing getting walked round park. -
##breaking news## sf.the sdlp and the rest of the stay camp want the fight fought again.lol
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think selbys next..
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theres an implant now,like a micro chip think its 40quid greyhound men here useing it here.
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4/7 favourite cruz.
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my granny had a wee budgie called joey great wee talker he was. she was going out to the shops one day and said to joey..joey the coalman is coming tell him to throw 3 bags of coal and 2 bags of slack in the bunker and the moneys under the clock on the fireplace. door raps joey shouts come in,joey says throw 3 bags of coal and 2 bags of slack in and the moneys under the clock on the fireplace. the coalman works away then goes over and lifts the money,as hes counting it he says fuxk me joey your a great wee talker. aye says joey ime
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an ould tatty looking lion is lying in the zoo licking its balls enjoying the sun. a visitor walks by and sees the sign beware dangerous animal and says to the keeper he doesnt look to dangerous lying there. the keeper says oh fxck hes a danger alright,only this morning he mauled a pakistani ate the head clean of him. yer man says whys he laid there then licking hes balls. the keeper says hes trying to get the bad taste outta his mouth.
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you can record em,numbers ect and put on f/b utube they dont like that.
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they follow in their fathers fingerprints rather than his footsteps growing up.lol
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get a draw bar on her.lol
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wee jimmy and his ma went in one of them changing rooms,there was a big woman standing with her big bush hanging out,jimmy says mom whats that the ma was a bit embarrased and says thats a sponge jimmy..oh,he says i remember now,our baby sitter has one of them i seen her washing daddys face with it.
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+the hunting ban.
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certainly they will be getting the euro,and any of them work across the border will be getting outta bed 2 hours earlier and getting home 2 hours later going through the road check.the joys of a land border all to be ib the eu.
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if it were merkles daughter thered be uproar.
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a plane is going down fast,the pilot gets on the intercom, we need to off load passengers the only fair way to do this is by alphabeticall order. so we will start with a,africans any africans on board..silence ok,black people..silence.. c.coloured people..still silence.... a little black boy down the back turns to his mum and sez mom,aint we african.aint we black.aint we coloured..yes sez mom but for the purpose of this exersise we is wogs let dem muslims go first.
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why isnt all his family going back 2r3 generations deported,seen an article where the cxxts kidnapped three russians and made demands they killed 1 of the russians.the kgb picked up 1 of the kidnappers family n posted body parts to the rest of the family,the hostages were released.end off
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a catholic priest is shot and rushed to hospital . on the way to theatre he whispers to the nurse am i in heaven. the nurse replied no sir. were just cutting through the childrens ward.
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when the joys of a hard border are explained to them plus having the euro in their pocket worth about 70p they will come to their senses,
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him n rogan josh be a good fight.
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well that didnt last long,jazza got his jaw broke,
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wats the rest of the bill like.
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she can always say their toys if she stopped
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thats like my missus shes always complaining of having a head cold. i sez thats because yer heads never outta the fridge ya fat cuxt.lol
