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  1. Hydropotesinermis
    Done.
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    I wear an 18 inch tall top hat at all times. To make it a bit smarter I couple it with a monocle and cane. I had a chin strap fitted because it kept falling off whilst engaged in my marital duties with the wife.
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    Unforgiven?
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    I thought the first one was shit. I hate all that druggy bullshit.
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    "That's a five point suppository captain... What's that Callaghan? I SAID SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
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    your voice is usually what you sound like althoughi thought he sounded a lot different playing alfie Solomon in peaky blinders Yeah but the voice he puts on isn't even his normal voice and it is tte same for all his characters.
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    If he was a theif he deserves pokey regardless of how he was caught. I interpreted it to mean that the bloke they were chasing ended up in his kitchen, his mate found him and gave him a hiding and they nicked him for assault. But yours makes much more sense.
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    You couldn't clear your windscreen you utter buffoon ! I've got a squeegee and a squirty bottle. I can make sure everyone's windscreens are clear.
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    Holy shit!
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    Cracking for beating....had mine for 4 years What type of "beating?"
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    The trunks picture is a muntjac. Looks nothing like a CWD. Shovel Shy's is a Sika.
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    Like watching your favourite pub burn down I made that mistake, a picture i'll never be able to get out my headMost amazing thing you could ever see ... the life you created being brought into the world ... how could you not be amazed awe inspired and completely overwhelmed with joy ......... Are you taking the piss? I hope not because I agree with you. Maybe i'm soft?
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    Vape use 2 natural products you can get organic juice if you like... unlike those cigs that release 4000 different chemicals Crude oil is a "natural" product. Them cigarettes are just leaves... They are pretty natural too.
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    Just take them to one side and show them your digging spade and make sure they are very aware that it's the one you'll be burying them with.
  15. Hydropotesinermis
    Squeal like a piggy boy!
  16. Hydropotesinermis
    Aaaaawwwww f**k... Is that a Jim Carrey quote?
  17. Hydropotesinermis
    Good luck.
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    Vegetables make me fart more so purely on grounds of CO2 emissions an entirely vegetable diet is just f***ing irresponsible.
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    Mind you I am a polar bear.
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    I hope not I hate the snow and cold I f***ing love the cold!
  21. Hydropotesinermis
    It weren't even a tope only a doggie lol I heard it was a jam rag in the tide.
  22. Hydropotesinermis
    In what way?
  23. Hydropotesinermis
    It doesn't look like Road kill to me.
  24. Hydropotesinermis
    I've never smoked. What do I win?
  25. Hydropotesinermis
    You forgot to make sure you have a spade in your vehicle. That way when you get stuck in a snowdrift there is someone there to dig you out.
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