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    I had an old lady ring up asked for a price on a nest It's right next to the front door it's very busy The old fella hadn't been out for 3 days because he's on a walking frame and isn't quick enough To get past it then she said could you do it for us in 9 days time because we don't get pension till then And doesn't like to borrow off anyone I said ok if it's still going in 9 days ring me back Next morning I run up the path give it a squirt and left Old folk get me weekly I've took apples tip tops toffee cups of tea instead of money Bless um all I say What goes round comes round
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    I've got one it has its moments strange thing is it doesn't like oil clean it and it plays up I've got one but wouldn't buy another But I wouldn't get rid of this one If that makes any sense
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    Worth a couple of couple of quid Any one got a good bet on this weekend
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    Lol

    abarrett replied to lurcherman 887's topic in General Talk

    He never stopped smiling And didn't drop his kebab The lads a pro
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    Go old school
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    Got to be rats what a cracking bit of sport
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    Burntwood Staffordshire I pulled on the drive it was showing 40 The house is east facing so the motor was in the shade of the house by the time I took the Picture it dropped a degree
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    6pm this evening when I got home
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    Remember fat people are harder to kidnap Stay safe eat cake
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    When we was kids the old girl next door Gave us liquorice root First time she offered us one I thought she was trying to feed us a twig You can suck n chew them for hours never loose the taste But by Christ they make you shite like a race horse Wonder if you can still get them I'd give um a go now
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    Nothing sucks like an Electrolux
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    We need a replacement for Cameron Start a campaign An English man in Wales your Mrs ain't Scottish or even better still Irish by any chance is she Well said
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    Check for a kettle whistle wedged in the exhaust pipe You know what kids are like lol
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    Blackpool

    abarrett replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    It's like Jeremy kyles waiting room The residents haven't got a dozen Teeth between them Strip bars aren't to bad though
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    Our old man would instead of saying no say You got more chance of a pork pie at a Jewish wedding Or You got more chance of juggling soot As kids if we where messing about with something our mom would say Put it down or I will crown you with it My old nan had the best one My grandad would fart and then say that stinks who's done that My old nan would say A dog always smells his own arse Makes me smile now
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    When we was kids Up the wooden hills Don't swallow spug it will block your pipes and kill ya 5 and twenty past or 5 and twenty to if it was 25 past or 25 to the hour
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    Won't be long before the rifle can be mounted on a drone With a heat seeking scope and round Won't even have to leave the arm chair then Won't be long before lads are using them fishing wheel barrows To go shooting lol
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    God

    abarrett replied to lukey's topic in General Talk

    I tell you what's more confusing than religion And will test your mind more than is there a god Are they chicks with dicks Or Blokes with tits
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    Micro fibre dusters from pound shop 3 for a quid no bit or fluff Oil it use it drop it in a sandwich bag keep it in your slip
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    DPM stick a 6 foot length of soil stack pipe out the roof At a 45 degree angle from the bedroom window it will look like A tank
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    If I was a betting man lolI would give you 50-1 on that bet
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    Nail , bang , right on the head This world is full of stranger things than blokes in frocks First things first lets get out of EUROPE then worry about Who's marther and who's Arthur
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    I saw a cub dead on the a5 5 weeks ago had to go by again to check ( hoped it was a cat ) I lamp with the ratmanwan we have suspended operations due to dependant Cubs And his ever growing kind heart we have now resulted to rats great bit of sport He has a site that upto yet we have never shot less than 100 rats per session In fact he had a tot up last week since January we have had over 1000 rats Can't bring ourselves To shoot a fox it might be a vixen and potentially leave Cubs So rats for a bit longer
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    20 or 30 half grown beef cattle Contained on the same bit of ground will Definitely do the trick
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    Rats great sport
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